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Dummy husband went and caught himself the cancer. 3 round of IV Poison and today his results said "complete resolution".
May 24, 2019 11:36 PM
yeahirocksowhat
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Dummy husband went and caught himself the cancer. 3 round of IV Poison and today his results said "complete resolution".
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
Yeah... seems fast.
babycakes6218
Chemo must be vastly better than it used to be, thank God! And thanks to all contributing researchers and medical peeps.
aoui
Men always lose faster than women.
AJerkyMcJerkface
Caught the cancer lol
TupacAintDead
Don’t trust it. Trust me. Finish the course. Same thing happened to my mom. She beat it the first time. But it came back.
TheMellowPeril
Or perhaps, EET’S NAWT AAH TOOMAH!
littlehorse000
+1 for "Dummy husband caught the cancer." Glad he's okay :)
lenomdeplume
Settle for nothing less than unconditional cancer surrender! +1
RTK4740
Luckily the dummy had you to make him get better. Congrats to you both.
projecthelios
Well, there is a reason it's a standard treatment. Congrats.
literallymike
I honestly read that as "Level 4 Poison." Maybe I should put down the video games for a day...
Occationalrickroll
Fuck cancer. Get a second opinion cause it's better to know now....in case of bad news
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
3 visits and something that big is toast? Yeah, better get a second opinion.
Jokerstamp
Caught cancer. 3 rounds of poison ivy
BunnieWigglesworth
Congrats! Do not slack on the follow-ups. You have a right to be a hypochondriac moving forward. Be vigilant and suspicious.
ImGonnaRickRollYou
Like, definitely get a second opinion on that, but if it's true, then I raise my stein of ale high to that motherfucking LEGEND!
Executnr
A family member had a 35mm tumor (Breast Cancer), Doc couldn't find it after One Chemo treatment..... disappeared.
10tacles
Critical hit!
Executnr
They got the mix right on the drugs. Also, Doc says fast growing tumors usually react quickly to treatment.
10tacles
I will use chemotherapy, let me roll my medicine check
fluger
Hoping for the same with radiation on my probable astrocytoma.
Sionas
Hmm be aware that he is still at risk for developing cancer. I'd stay vigilant
ghostsong
Testicular? Those respond really fast to chemo. Lymphomas too.
yeahirocksowhat
Lymphoma, indeed. In his hip close to the joint.
HumfreeBugart
You sure he didn't have a softball in his pocket at the first x-ray?
fredbloxx
note to anti-vaxxers - sometimes the benefit from a poison outweigh the downside.
Quizz25S
+1 for your dummy husband catching the cancer. I luled. Also glad he's ok and that it wasn't the Ghonaherpasyphilaids.
dmay1210
Ok, Now I have to Google this. Maybe.
HistoriesOfXandY
So where did it go
yeahirocksowhat
I'll check the laundry room. He's always just leaving shit in the laundry room.
HistoriesOfXandY
Probably with all the socks
SweetFighter
I was diagnosed with leukemia at age 18, with only 4 weeks left to live. After 2 days of chemo, the cancer in my blood went from 60% to
SweetFighter
0%. My doc couldn't tell if I was in remission until after my 2nd bone biopsy, but he knew I would be okay. Miracles can happen! May your
SweetFighter
Dummy have a smooth sailing through the rest of his treatment!
Maulbert
My mother had stage 3 breast cancer that spread to her lymph nodes. She was given a 50% chance. 3 rounds of chemo, she visually returned 1/?
Maulbert
2/? to normal, and her oncologist couldn't feel any lumps (to her astonishment). My mother finished the last 3 rounds, and had her
Maulbert
3/? mastectomy, during which they also removed all her lymph nodes on her left side. Pathology report: they found no cancer. That was 3
Maulbert
4/4 years ago. Cancer-free for 2 1/2 years. Congrats to your husband on beating it.
ronnyhugo
Bear in mind you killed 99% of the least resistant cells to said poison, the 1% keep dividing (though slowly). So unless 1/2
ronnyhugo
sens research foundation gets funding to start up their effort to intervene in the hTERT gene and ALT mechanism for telomere-lengthening 2/3
ronnyhugo
it is a guarantee that the cancer comes back eventually. The good thing is we probably have different poisons to deal with them the 2nd 3/4
ronnyhugo
time, and maybe even the 3rd time, but eventually we'll run out of unique poisons. Unless we remove or render destroyed, the methods 4/5
ronnyhugo
cells use to lengthen telomeres and thus avoid the hayflick limit (hTERT gene and ALT mechanism). Look into whole body interdiction of 5/6
ronnyhugo
lengthening of telomeres, by Aubrey de Grey PhD. 6/6