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karmasamburg
He just smells your residue on it.
Arlok
Just another person using the speed bag wrong
Shendorion
The joke's on you, madam! That is a cat toy!
BoatyMcboatfaceMcGee
Why is a dildo on the kitchen counter is more what I am interested in
bigboobsally
You better wash that girlfriend. Don't need no paw germs up in your hoo ha!
fredbloxx
just wait till he sinks his teeth into it.
Dionysianmasks
riftventdweller
v
ProlapsePlower365
What can I say? Bitches love my cock.
splankypicklez
Heckin floppy bone..bamboozlin me
ordomalleus61337
Yeah.. you're gonna have to wash that now (The dog)
Scyxurz
That's your favorite toy too, isn't it?
earthshone86
Why see they all SO. FUCKING. HUGE.
TUGboatJOB
I always up vote dogs
hwyckoff
To the Front Page with you! +1
deadtauntaun
I usually have to put peanut butter on it to get the dog interested.
Barlort
slip-slap-slip-slap-slip-slap
yellowtoolboxblackbag
Thought it was more "Boioioioing-slap-boioioingboioioing" myself.
HeRulesWithARubberFist
My buddy had a gay boxer. He used to get so pissed when we would bring it up. Denial for sure, that dog would only hump other male dogs
mulligylan
Big gay al's big gay boat ride?
CrassiusCurio
bluefirestorm
Hahahaa. Love that the flashbacks are in black and white.
coop61gt
Poor puppers PTSD sucks. Get that doggo some help. He's a good dog .
emskers
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
UncleB0b
Psychodellic
What the fuck is the second part of that flashback?
brianpmcmillan
Famous Life Magazine photo of villagers running away from a U.S. napalm attack.
FreudIndianNipSlip
Well he IS a boxer.
shouldawouldacouldasavedharambe
Beat it up
Jellybeanboom
Boxing that diiiick
BettyWhiteSupremacy
Just a dog with a bone
HubicPairs
coincidence that you can change one letter and get boner? no way.
ThePositiveRN
But it's doesn't rhyme. :(
myclevarusername
“This new toy smells like shit” - dog, probably.
IdeaOfLove
"I love it." - Also dog
AReallySneakyShoe
BearBombs
But why is it on the kitchen counter?
FCOAlex
Late night counter-grind. Someone obviously has a marble counter with a polished finished fetish.
hibsta
Why are you the only one asking?
sirbumpkiss
Air drying. Duh
sylvesPlayer
Why is it stuck to the counter ?
Suction cup on the base. So you can stick to the shower and ride til dawn.
Legpoker
gonna be real fun next time you step out of the shower
aadiapr86
Russia ?
AngryMamma
Maybe doggo just practicing some strange movements his owner do from time to time
jsktrogdor
"According to my training, if I do this enough I get peanut butter."
"- if u know what I mean"
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
Ewww... I feel dirty, but take your upvote, lol
glassweaver
Boobsbuttsandstuff
No shame in her size game
yomancs
Her?
NoCreativity3
That's like normal size tho
candyhoe
For a dildo at least haha
Who said it's a she?
cfhold
TRUF
dark12
For the joke to be funny it would have to be a she. Yes. It was a joke.
richardpleasums
Some chicks like massive D-Dos. What's a man's equivalent? Super tight Fleshlight?
ghostrobbie
Hey I mean no shame if a man wants a massive dildo too bro. No homo if theres no eye contact
SmurfStain
Kung-foo grip
TragicShenanigans
A real man gets a dragon dildo
flygonbreloom
They also sell fleshlights.
only dragon dildos!
Why not both?
helpidontknowmyname
Does everyone have one of these except me? Aren't you kind of shy about ordering them? I want one too...
quattroformaggix4
They have very discreet packaging in most countries now, go for it. My local sex shop owner & I’ve been on first name basis since I was 18.
CoffeeFullOfHappy
Eh, I just go to local stores so I can be informed right there. I have no shame
VoodooQueen
Just go to a sex shop. The people that work there obviously don't care. Just a day in the office for them.
IAmAHollow
I encouraged my ex to get one and she's pretty happy with it, only downside is it takes maybe an extra minute or two to keep clean.
IdleNarrator
insert obligatory [I have one of those you can use]
lurkeylurkeychickenturkey
Same. If I didn’t live at home I would
Superpandabus
Many of us live at home
I’m moving out next year [creepy moon emoji]
Shitsngigs
Just get one. You deserve to get yours. They come in discrete packaging I believe. 2 day free shipping on Amazon.
But then my "suggested for you!" lineup will consist of a bunch of dicks for months. Embarrassing.
Pro tip, you can fix this: https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=13316081
Thank you! I am browsing dicks now...
Now nothing can stop you from getting your own personal dick! Or second if you already have one :)
blairmichod
See how floppy it is? It's highly compressible so its real size when inserted is much smaller.
...or so a good friend told me.
AidenT92
IcupEyeSeeYouPee
I can see a woman using it, but is a man gay if he uses it, but never interacts with other men?
myfirstaccountwasshadowbanned
Not if he always says "no homo" at the end.
No. A man attracted to women and has no interest in sex with men is not gay.
Even if the balls touch.
Wait, I'm not gay, but would go as far as to let my balls touch a another man's? at that point, one should just get on with it, yes?
EllenElyse
Real question... hard is better, no?
It becomes harder when compressed. Good dildos balance these properties for maximum fuckability.
Too hard and it just hurts. Too soft and it can't convey force.
Ehh, I’ve never found one too hard to work with personally-it just requires more finessing. I will say I’ve found some too squishy to enjoy.
Thanks! I'll be looking into one of these. :)
karmasamburg
He just smells your residue on it.
Arlok
Just another person using the speed bag wrong
Shendorion
The joke's on you, madam! That is a cat toy!
BoatyMcboatfaceMcGee
Why is a dildo on the kitchen counter is more what I am interested in
bigboobsally
You better wash that girlfriend. Don't need no paw germs up in your hoo ha!
fredbloxx
just wait till he sinks his teeth into it.
Dionysianmasks
riftventdweller
ProlapsePlower365
What can I say? Bitches love my cock.
splankypicklez
Heckin floppy bone..bamboozlin me
ordomalleus61337
Yeah.. you're gonna have to wash that now (The dog)
Scyxurz
That's your favorite toy too, isn't it?
earthshone86
Why see they all SO. FUCKING. HUGE.
TUGboatJOB
I always up vote dogs
hwyckoff
To the Front Page with you! +1
deadtauntaun
I usually have to put peanut butter on it to get the dog interested.
Barlort
slip-slap-slip-slap-slip-slap
yellowtoolboxblackbag
Thought it was more "Boioioioing-slap-boioioingboioioing" myself.
riftventdweller
HeRulesWithARubberFist
My buddy had a gay boxer. He used to get so pissed when we would bring it up. Denial for sure, that dog would only hump other male dogs
mulligylan
Big gay al's big gay boat ride?
CrassiusCurio
bluefirestorm
Hahahaa. Love that the flashbacks are in black and white.
coop61gt
Poor puppers PTSD sucks. Get that doggo some help. He's a good dog .
emskers
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
UncleB0b
Psychodellic
What the fuck is the second part of that flashback?
brianpmcmillan
Famous Life Magazine photo of villagers running away from a U.S. napalm attack.
FreudIndianNipSlip
Arlok
Well he IS a boxer.
shouldawouldacouldasavedharambe
Beat it up
Jellybeanboom
Boxing that diiiick
BettyWhiteSupremacy
Just a dog with a bone
HubicPairs
coincidence that you can change one letter and get boner? no way.
ThePositiveRN
But it's doesn't rhyme. :(
myclevarusername
“This new toy smells like shit” - dog, probably.
IdeaOfLove
"I love it." - Also dog
AReallySneakyShoe
BearBombs
But why is it on the kitchen counter?
FCOAlex
Late night counter-grind. Someone obviously has a marble counter with a polished finished fetish.
hibsta
Why are you the only one asking?
sirbumpkiss
Air drying. Duh
sylvesPlayer
Why is it stuck to the counter ?
sirbumpkiss
Suction cup on the base. So you can stick to the shower and ride til dawn.
Legpoker
gonna be real fun next time you step out of the shower
aadiapr86
Russia ?
AngryMamma
Maybe doggo just practicing some strange movements his owner do from time to time
jsktrogdor
"According to my training, if I do this enough I get peanut butter."
AngryMamma
"- if u know what I mean"
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
Ewww... I feel dirty, but take your upvote, lol
glassweaver
Boobsbuttsandstuff
No shame in her size game
yomancs
Her?
NoCreativity3
That's like normal size tho
candyhoe
For a dildo at least haha
Jellybeanboom
Who said it's a she?
cfhold
TRUF
dark12
For the joke to be funny it would have to be a she. Yes. It was a joke.
richardpleasums
Some chicks like massive D-Dos. What's a man's equivalent? Super tight Fleshlight?
ghostrobbie
Hey I mean no shame if a man wants a massive dildo too bro. No homo if theres no eye contact
SmurfStain
Kung-foo grip
TragicShenanigans
A real man gets a dragon dildo
flygonbreloom
They also sell fleshlights.
TragicShenanigans
only dragon dildos!
flygonbreloom
Why not both?
helpidontknowmyname
Does everyone have one of these except me? Aren't you kind of shy about ordering them? I want one too...
quattroformaggix4
They have very discreet packaging in most countries now, go for it. My local sex shop owner & I’ve been on first name basis since I was 18.
CoffeeFullOfHappy
Eh, I just go to local stores so I can be informed right there. I have no shame
VoodooQueen
Just go to a sex shop. The people that work there obviously don't care. Just a day in the office for them.
IAmAHollow
I encouraged my ex to get one and she's pretty happy with it, only downside is it takes maybe an extra minute or two to keep clean.
IdleNarrator
insert obligatory [I have one of those you can use]
lurkeylurkeychickenturkey
Same. If I didn’t live at home I would
Superpandabus
Many of us live at home
lurkeylurkeychickenturkey
I’m moving out next year [creepy moon emoji]
Shitsngigs
Just get one. You deserve to get yours. They come in discrete packaging I believe. 2 day free shipping on Amazon.
helpidontknowmyname
But then my "suggested for you!" lineup will consist of a bunch of dicks for months. Embarrassing.
Shitsngigs
Pro tip, you can fix this: https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=13316081
helpidontknowmyname
Thank you! I am browsing dicks now...
Shitsngigs
Now nothing can stop you from getting your own personal dick! Or second if you already have one :)
blairmichod
See how floppy it is? It's highly compressible so its real size when inserted is much smaller.
blairmichod
...or so a good friend told me.
AidenT92
IcupEyeSeeYouPee
I can see a woman using it, but is a man gay if he uses it, but never interacts with other men?
myfirstaccountwasshadowbanned
Not if he always says "no homo" at the end.
blairmichod
No. A man attracted to women and has no interest in sex with men is not gay.
blairmichod
Even if the balls touch.
IcupEyeSeeYouPee
Wait, I'm not gay, but would go as far as to let my balls touch a another man's? at that point, one should just get on with it, yes?
EllenElyse
Real question... hard is better, no?
blairmichod
It becomes harder when compressed. Good dildos balance these properties for maximum fuckability.
blairmichod
Too hard and it just hurts. Too soft and it can't convey force.
quattroformaggix4
Ehh, I’ve never found one too hard to work with personally-it just requires more finessing. I will say I’ve found some too squishy to enjoy.
EllenElyse
Thanks! I'll be looking into one of these. :)