AbstractBettaFish
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And the worst part is the blunt way I found out, I was playing Battle Field when I was informed by another player that they had carnal relations with my mother, and the worst part is they sounded so young. How could she do this!?
SgtDonut47
@OPs friends, probably.
gibsonguy77
Wow! This is crazy! My mom did the same thing!
itsfuckingcoldherealways
I actually one day heard my mom has cheated
Likeasambodii
Same here. Wtf is going on lately?
redzombie
i know this isnt true because it would require your teammates to actually communicate.
AbstractBettaFish
JiffyDealer
I know how that goes.. Both my parents are type A blood... I'm type B..
CurryPotato
As an adult I found out my biological father is my uncle,my 2 sisters are technically half sisters, and my brother also has a different dad.
Mannus
You call her Mom, I cal her M'Lady.
YouLookLikeAFruit
Fuck, you got me. Hold this upvote as i bang ur mom
ILOVECORGIIIES
I fall for it every damn time.
bunnielovee
That's what you get, camper.
MyNamelsNobody
The only way to back at the guy is for you to bang your mom, she sounds easy.
YouKilledMeImADeadGhooostNow
Stop these dumb as fuck posts. Honestly. Stop this.
chrisbg9031415
made my day thanks.
VigorouslyMasturbating
I thought I was the only one :(
BadBitch69
Xx420xX_analdestroyer is smashing your mom too
noseknowsnoses
How tf does this make FP
Sammiii
It's bloody funny
mrgrundlebunchman
Wow, I've never seen this joke on the FP before
ben9105
Look, I'm sorry. We've all been there. And by that I mean your mom. We've all been in your mom.
CockroachMilk
we're sorry, @op http://imgur.com/JA1RoMg
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
Where is this? I could swear that's my old highschool.
BushelOfLabeouf
Really? This same joke reformatted for the millionth time?
TheOneChoosen
drenchedindingleberries
I love this so much
TheOneThatGotBanned
That same little shit did things with my mom, I can't even mention them here...
motherfuckingdickbutt
Gemsta
iMrEnigma
I blame your dad's K/D Ratio
AnghawK
Fuckin Hilarious!
knotch2
I have been having relations with your father . . Yeah that's right I banged your dad. I feel bad about this. I'm sure he feels worse ..
AbstractBettaFish
2:1 honest to god truth
thordian
No pic or it didn't happen... @abstractbetafish
AbstractBettaFish
Well he died in '95 and I only know a few of his Vietnam stories so it could be higher?
Wolfy1005
HAHA you just made me laugh good sir have my +1
throwawayaccountfordickpic
Inb4 @op wasn't sucking dick and was truthful
SlutAtNight
Did he also open your eyes up to your sexuality?
IAmAngry
This is not the right time to break the news and tell @OP he is a faggot.. Come on man be sensitive! His mom just went from MILF to MIF
AbstractBettaFish
No, my OP status did that
RimJim
But was that the worst part?
SlutAtNight
Better out than in
Memgur
-Shrek
fbutt09
So far in the closet, he has settled in Narnia!
SlutAtNight
With Tom Cruise and John Travolta
DownvoteMeWhenYouFeelOffended
NoOneYouNeedToKnow
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DownvoteMeWhenYouFeelOffended
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Darthgamer101
Username checks out
DownvoteMeWhenYouFeelOffended
heeyyooo o/
G0MeatCube
Hip thrusting ur mother
somethingcleverandwittyandkewl
Impregnating your mommy
RustleMyHodor
That gif is older than the Internet.
DownvoteMeWhenYouFeelOffended
im older than the internet.
TheGifInBio
sorry op... it wasn't only 1 affair... i have to say it was fun
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TheRealRickSanchez
This. Just perfect.
somanybees
Everyone upvoting this is doing so from shame.
LordYack
How can you sleep at night?
pepsichick
smarttties
Cheatcodek
I mean ya, busting into her home and having her go into the starfish position while calming her down via molten shekel firehose is fun.
thisislawful
Hi. I know I'm late, but I'm also here for the gangbang.
RumpleDickskinne
"THAT MOTHERFUCKER!"
giraffemurse710
I heard your mom might voted in as mayor of Pound-town. She's just been so active in the community. She's really a candidate we can all
giraffemurse710
get behind.
MrSmilingDeath
I love that "get behind" had to be put in a second comment. Perfect comedic pause.
PlutoIsMyFavouritePlanet
There are literally dozens of us!!
piirus
Come sit with me a moment scamp, I have to tell the story about how I met your mother.
Thedragonbitch
Yeah op I'm pretty sure everyone who has played Battlefield 3 has all had your goddess of a mom. Don't feel bad tho cod players raped my mom
DougDeNasty
sorry op... it wasn't only 1 affair... i have to say it was fun. "Why did you say that twice?" I didn't, that was the echo.
lummyal
Sorry op... it wasn't just him.
ravensteel539
Underrated comment of the day
MisterWho
Emilianne
She also likes chicks
CaptainKumon
lummyal
I thought I recognised you from somewhere.
itsppearsyoucanindeed
OP, i got some bad news for you...
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TheRealRickSanchez
20 times over....
OhMyMatthew
+1 for me as well
RyeInACan
Call her Mary Cause I may have been involved.
undeniedfapaccount
What the fuck!? I got denied by OP's mom! Goddamnit!
crimsondog
your mom, however, was very fun
undeniedfapaccount
Then you must be a necrophiliac. She's been dead for about 15 years:)
Xathraphor
You, I regret to say, are utterly alone.
Temptationsmeowmix
Sorry there is dozens of us
raflopjr
That's an understatement :/
Arthot
Sorry about that op.
BigAZNMan
I fucked all of your moms and used Mountain Dew Livewire as lube.
ShutUpImWorking
Baker's Dozens of us!
ike9899
dozens...
PeterGriefing
yokomuto
Sorry OP. They forgot about me.
HorribleWifey
I admit, I also went to pound town with OP's mom