Just found out my mom had an affair

Feb 14, 2017 2:00 PM

AbstractBettaFish

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And the worst part is the blunt way I found out, I was playing Battle Field when I was informed by another player that they had carnal relations with my mother, and the worst part is they sounded so young. How could she do this!?

@OPs friends, probably.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wow! This is crazy! My mom did the same thing!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I actually one day heard my mom has cheated

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same here. Wtf is going on lately?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i know this isnt true because it would require your teammates to actually communicate.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know how that goes.. Both my parents are type A blood... I'm type B..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As an adult I found out my biological father is my uncle,my 2 sisters are technically half sisters, and my brother also has a different dad.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You call her Mom, I cal her M'Lady.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fuck, you got me. Hold this upvote as i bang ur mom

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I fall for it every damn time.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's what you get, camper.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The only way to back at the guy is for you to bang your mom, she sounds easy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stop these dumb as fuck posts. Honestly. Stop this.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

made my day thanks.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought I was the only one :(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Xx420xX_analdestroyer is smashing your mom too

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How tf does this make FP

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

It's bloody funny

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Wow, I've never seen this joke on the FP before

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Look, I'm sorry. We've all been there. And by that I mean your mom. We've all been in your mom.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

we're sorry, @op http://imgur.com/JA1RoMg

9 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 3

Where is this? I could swear that's my old highschool.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really? This same joke reformatted for the millionth time?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love this so much

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

That same little shit did things with my mom, I can't even mention them here...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

I blame your dad's K/D Ratio

9 years ago | Likes 319 Dislikes 1

Fuckin Hilarious!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have been having relations with your father . . Yeah that's right I banged your dad. I feel bad about this. I'm sure he feels worse ..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2:1 honest to god truth

9 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

No pic or it didn't happen... @abstractbetafish

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Well he died in '95 and I only know a few of his Vietnam stories so it could be higher?

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

HAHA you just made me laugh good sir have my +1

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Inb4 @op wasn't sucking dick and was truthful

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Did he also open your eyes up to your sexuality?

9 years ago | Likes 534 Dislikes 3

This is not the right time to break the news and tell @OP he is a faggot.. Come on man be sensitive! His mom just went from MILF to MIF

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, my OP status did that

9 years ago | Likes 443 Dislikes 1

But was that the worst part?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better out than in

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

-Shrek

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

So far in the closet, he has settled in Narnia!

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

With Tom Cruise and John Travolta

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 359 Dislikes 10

.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Username checks out

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

heeyyooo o/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hip thrusting ur mother

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 6

Impregnating your mommy

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That gif is older than the Internet.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

im older than the internet.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

sorry op... it wasn't only 1 affair... i have to say it was fun

9 years ago | Likes 1529 Dislikes 7

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9 years ago (deleted Feb 14, 2017 11:04 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

This. Just perfect.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone upvoting this is doing so from shame.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How can you sleep at night?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I mean ya, busting into her home and having her go into the starfish position while calming her down via molten shekel firehose is fun.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hi. I know I'm late, but I'm also here for the gangbang.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"THAT MOTHERFUCKER!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I heard your mom might voted in as mayor of Pound-town. She's just been so active in the community. She's really a candidate we can all

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

get behind.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I love that "get behind" had to be put in a second comment. Perfect comedic pause.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are literally dozens of us!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Come sit with me a moment scamp, I have to tell the story about how I met your mother.

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Yeah op I'm pretty sure everyone who has played Battlefield 3 has all had your goddess of a mom. Don't feel bad tho cod players raped my mom

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sorry op... it wasn't only 1 affair... i have to say it was fun. "Why did you say that twice?" I didn't, that was the echo.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry op... it wasn't just him.

9 years ago | Likes 252 Dislikes 1

Underrated comment of the day

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

She also likes chicks

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought I recognised you from somewhere.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP, i got some bad news for you...

9 years ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Mar 29, 2017 3:31 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

20 times over....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for me as well

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Call her Mary Cause I may have been involved.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the fuck!? I got denied by OP's mom! Goddamnit!

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

your mom, however, was very fun

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Then you must be a necrophiliac. She's been dead for about 15 years:)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You, I regret to say, are utterly alone.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sorry there is dozens of us

9 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 0

That's an understatement :/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry about that op.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fucked all of your moms and used Mountain Dew Livewire as lube.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Baker's Dozens of us!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

dozens...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

Sorry OP. They forgot about me.

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

I admit, I also went to pound town with OP's mom

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0