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Iwasoutedbyatroll
I am more of the left hand side than the right.
DaHandyMan15
A lot of these are those who are right, and those who are assholes
Kidsplayingwithawoodenduck
illusion of consumer freedom.
allyourcatsarebelongtous
How fitting a post that's a small dump should start out with toilet paper.
AkiraTempes
#10 i don't fucking understand why people do this
HeadOfProfessorDowell
Nice job, OP. I couldn't decide which column was the obviously wrong assholes.
NotaMormonbutlookslikeone
Does this make me Pokemon yellow for being a combination
AholeLottaNadaPradaEnchilada
Right, left, right... I lost where I was but you get what type of person I am already right?
BardicLasher
The majority of these aren't binary. This is dumb.
rachelofthesword
It doesn't outright tell me to, but I feel guilty for my life choices.
LoneDirewolf
Don't forget the goddamn animals that put ketchup all over their fries rather than dunking them
ThatsaZing
I only ever beat yellow version
ZiggyStardust80085
So, if I reverse my toilet paper my plants won't die? I'll try that!
NinjaFury53
I love this
OnceYouPopYouCantStop
There are those that are right and those that are idiots.
XiYen13
I always imagine everything on one side is all the same person.
ORCNOTPORK
And then there's the cool kids who got Pokémon Yellow. Fuck your two-color politics.
HeadlessBodyOfSpiroAgnew
If you use your speakerphone in public I hate you. No one wants to listen to your conversation
sitdownjohn
I too enjoy blue toast
volatiley
You are mathing incorrectly.
FuckaMidget
poor permutationing
DayWalk3r1998
This triggered me
ChuletaGrapes
CPTFUBAR15
Like a feminist at a Trump rally
T4NN3R
TheStealthHippopotamus
What is up with the Star Wars Awakes one?
Vizreki
It was the light side vs dark side promo thing that YouTube did where you could choose and personalize
CharlieKellyBirdLaw
One is liked, the other is disliked but for some reason the like button is highlighted on both.
Schmuck4hire
'Doesn't seem like a fair "two kinds of people" gig when it's a minority and a majority. XD
Zeriga
You forgot about those that upvote, and those that downvote.
SquidJesus
I upvote some things and downvote others, whats wrong with that?
MimzytheBun
Also those who cut their sandwiches into triangles or into rectangles.
Omann
Who eats blue bread and what's wrong with those pizzas?
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
It's the people who don't eat the crust
MetalDonut
I am more right
itiscalledaPUPPYyoutwat
8-10 for me
Lawfulbirch
I guess you can say that, you're alright
MetalDonut
*BA DUM TSSS*
attackSACHEL
I'm impressed they got Douglas Adams on the phone.
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
Especially since he's pretty dead
attackSACHEL
The man died on a treadmill. But he always knew where his towel was
Sionas
What happens if you are a combination of both
wineandbeer
The gulag
ls920
That means you're a normal person
SquidJesus
The world implodes, how DARE you not fit into the binary system of minor personality traits!
HitlersSpirit
Then you are 1 in 262144
kohrah
For most of these I get the feeling that there might even be more than 2 kinds of people...
Sionas
Indeed
theeggmanANDthewalrus
You're a divergent.
theeggmanANDthewalrus
And that's bad for some reason...
dNa87
that means you're One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. ;)
dNa87
(source: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120669/quotes )
Aimanfire
Cool! :D
Neoqueen
Woooooooooooooooo yeah!
RonnieKielbasa
Too weird to live, too rare to die
darkunited
People who do # 10 and block traffic are cunts. Just go and make a u turn.
Orion1030
I hate when you're in an unfamiliar area and there's a huge line of cars before the signage and you find out too late which lane you want.
WellTheNamesJauneArc
They're even worse when they use the turn lane to bypass traffic, creating more traffic. I hate those types of fucktards.
Scott435
"Turn and adapt" but noooooo, gotta be a selfish shit and stick to forcing your way into the lane you wanted.
TheGrandMewo
Not advocating shitty driving but u turns are actually illegal in some cities. Just go around the block or something.
darkunited
The point is use common sense and don't be a cunt to other people.
goddamnitletmepickaname
RRRLLLLLRLRRRLLLRLRR
DartTarget13
bbbaa no abababbbbbba
Temzilla
I was seriously following this then I counted the R's and L's and there are 20 letters -_-
madjecks
SirRaziis
AB START
ZnozWoodlands
Weirdest paradiddle I've ever seen
FlamParadiddlediddle
I was about to say the same thing
cleaveittocleaver90
Well I'm LLLRRRRRLRLLLRRRLRLL
nbritsky
Looks like a snare exercise. #bandgeek
FlamParadiddlediddle
needs more flams though
BetYouCantHitMeWithaQuarter
My first thought too
spronkfu
You sound like a murlock
TheLordFoxington
I am Murdock... I am Death.
slappy11
I haven't played wow in years but your comment still made me mad as shit
ButtholeMarsBarDispenser
You mean those fish-dogs from wow? Fucking hate those things
YourPalCthulhu
Well mrglrglrg to you too Mr. Judgmental.
whathappensifichangethistext
That does nothing. Its RRLRUPDOWNRRLDOWNDOWNLEFT
Jhonny0darko
No it's, UPUPDOWNDOWNLRLRBA
TheMagicSloth
You for got the start :(
Jhonny0darko
Do I really want that kind of power on imgur?
alwaysupvoteyellingbird
????????????????◀️▶️◀️▶️????????
Jhonny0darko
You mean ????????????????◀️▶️◀️▶️?????????
SquidJesus
???
alwaysupvoteyellingbird
emoji are broken, just imagine UPUPDOWNDOWNLEFTRIGHTLEFTRIGHTBA