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Don't overdo it today.
Apr 20, 2017 10:14 PM
skeltal
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Don't overdo it today.
zombiedukut
Fuck that first edible I had had me seein 1930s cartoon characters coming out the shadows then turned me into cabonite Han Solo
Kaldilor
Naboo you plum, your powers have been revoked!
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
The first time I got high after leaving the army I got the munchies and ate 150 dollars in cannabis popcorn
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Mrgetdown
You can always eat more.. but you can never eat less.
Subsound
It takes awhile, but it's much safer than consuming too much alcohol. Can't OD unless a shipment falls on you. Won't feel great though
bitchesbelikeheyyyyyy
This is the most real post ever.
DeadTuesday
The mighty boosh!
boobs675309
If you're concerned about doing it in moderation, look for tinctures. You can measure them out with a graduated eye-dropper.
JohnnyDeformed
It varies depending on who made them. Sis ate about 1/4 of a cookie and was lit for 3 days straight.
iwantacoolnametoocatsandstuff
dude, I ate most of a cookie, not all, most and hallucinated for 12 hours and was unfunctionally high for the next 3 day, fuck that shit.
MISSPIPPIN
I love me some naboo
DavidBowieFlyingInOnATigerMadeOfLightning
NABOO!!
baldewok
Fun fact: Naboo is actually Noel Fielding's little brother.
myweaknessisstrong
This, my friends, is an OUTRAGE!!
RarestXenon
Naboo; that's who ;)
cattywumpus
Friend measured wrong on brownies, way stronger than intended. Glad I started with half.
cattywumpus
But now I'm pleasantly high, everyone else is unconscious. Where's my Sharpie!?
halfmexicanhalfamazing
The Mighty Boosh
flipsgts
Well i did. But the guy who cooked it was a idiot and i just ate a tiny knife edge but that was pure. Still saw the devil. Never again :/
Niddhoger
this was my exact experience with chocolate covered espresso beans. Man, aren't these supposed to be loaded with caff- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
MistressLyda
Hah! I did the same! Got a bag, and as the fat fuck I am, I ate a bag. It took me about 3 days to land from that one.
MrDretheGREEK
Exactly!!! I ate a qtr. Piece...then half...then whole thing and holy shit I think I'm having a panic attack!!!!!!!
thenoblitt
Or naboo will have to turn his back on you.
OneFuckedPony
Last time: "they're super mellow eat a whole one" later: stood up, couldn't talk, ordered a car & couldn't leave my apt for 30 hours.
ohmyapplepie
Ordered a car?
OneFuckedPony
Yeah, from an application on my cellular phone. Am I saying it wrong?
ohmyapplepie
I actually checked Amazon to see if they sell cars now. They do. I was like "omg that's an insane thing to just order."
ReluktantSkeptik
Said like that it sounds as if you purchased the car. "Called a taxi/cab/Uber" would be more colloquially recognizable.
OneFuckedPony
That makes like, a lot of sense.
PoppaBigBear
Fuck that! If I'm trying weed, I'm going down as the first case if weed overdose ever!
ResetButton
You're going to fall asleep hard for 1-14 hours and wake up with eyes redder than Clifford and an overwhelming appetite for junk food.
PoppaBigBear
What if it's like 200lbs of weed? Or rather the equivalent amount of thc.
ResetButton
Our bodies have feedback systems in place for excessive cannabinoids (we have an endocannabinoid system in our brains)
PoppaBigBear
welp, there goes my weekend, thanks for the info.
ResetButton
This might illustrate the danger: 1988 US government study estimates it would take 1500 lbs of weed smoked in 15 minutes to kill you.
ResetButton
Even putting aside realistic constraints on consumption, there is no biological end-game that would risk death for a healthy individual
ResetButton
This is a different case from other drugs, where one might find their ability to breath inhibited or experience abnormal heart rhythms.
ResetButton
So: you can't get that much in you, if you somehow do, it won't kill you if you're healthy. That being said take it easy on edibles.
ResetButton
One might find themselves surprised by the fact that they forgot to breath, but they still can. And hearts might race.
NoOne156
Always take tips from Naboo
FrankyBabes
https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTnmGeyMd19Wh2Ks/giphy.gif
RuFusDarK
IrishCyko
I've got a bad feeling about this
Bob423
Meesa got a baaaad feeling about dis.
Saucysauces
I'll try eating 20! That's a good trick!
TheMosca
I love his advice on how not to be sad (look at pictures of Philip the Kitten in a bucket)
mynameismoreoriginalthanyours
Who is this man in a turban?
Codered97
A man who knows nothing of the crunch.
johnny2hats
ooooooooohhhh my word, are we back to the crunch?!
HalfIagoHalfFuManchuAllBastard
Naboo that's who
gabbawocky
Naboo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh3NrphoASE
gabbawocky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ipCfGqNZN8
KipRaines
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grandmasterflasher
Get a standard size cauldron, don't worry if you haven't got one, pop down to Woolworths and get a metal bin, they work just as well.
Thaynerd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaW0M6V85j8
LykeLadyGodiva
Me, as an American, reading your comment.
RacinJasonStatham
Compost bin
dreadmad
RIP Woolworths, gone but not forgotten
acme64
oh damn, well, head to Caldor then
InsanityCrab
I saw one in Dusseldorf the other day, They're still out there, waiting.
Radithor
Also still alive in South AFRICA amongst the poverty and racism
bunduz
Still going in Oz
notchoosingone
No affiliation to the US one, just happen to have the same name. Or is that K-Mart. Can't remember.
AnActualAustralian
And target
zachtidmore
Aren't they still around in the UK?
Cupodirt
There are at least a few in Berlin that I'm aware of
dreadmad
Nope, last one closed some time in 2009. Poor management after an overseas takeover afaik
ManOfCryptography
Their still going strong in Straya
mblizzle
*they're
flightlessfruit
We have some in Germany as well.
DickMangoes
Coles is taking over where I live.
Arcadia01
You in sydney?
UndercoverEvil
Team Aldi!
therealnimo
This comment is Australian af
mrfirebass
...its british
tyrunn
Yet a direct quote from a British TV show.
andrewtk
and for anyone wondering, that show is The Mighty Boosh. its pretty sweet
therealnimo
Thanks for the correction.
BigGurlOhio
This reminds me of the first time I had edibles.... I had smoked a bowl and about an hour later I had the munchies (1)
BigGurlOhio
(2) so I reached for the container of gummies I purchased. I ate 90% of them before I realized what I had done
BigGurlOhio
(3) I never want to get that high again
ArdentSlacker
Did your kneecaps recover?
UnseenUniversity
Were they sugar free?
BigGurlOhio
It doesn't matter how stoned I get, I am familiar enough with the stories to never even bring those in the house
drcurlyfat
My story: "This is way better than smoking. I can control the dose easily, it lasts longer, and I don't accidentally overdo it." Adulting.
thegrimtrigger
Complete opposite for me.
indigojmm3
Adulting indeed. No smelly smoke to make you feel guilty either.
HxCNative
I like edibles, but shit I always feel so fucking heavy and feel like my equilibrium is fucked. So they're once in a while thing.
Showmeyourotters
I'm so glad I'm not alone. My last edible made me feel like I was seasick all day, which seemed weird since boats etc don't do that to me.
hellokokoro
same same! i get way more of a physical disorientation from edibles for some reason. it's not always bad but sometimes it is tbh.
AccioBatarang
Oh good I'm not the only one, I just get really heavy and dizzy and 90% of the time end up passing out anyway. Waste.
AWESOMEBOT
Every edible has ended with me crying and having a miserable time. Smoking has given me the controllable buzz I wanted.
drcurlyfat
But I'm usually just trying to relax, not to get "high." If I use, it's to take an edge off, so a known dose is really handy.
ArdentSlacker
You do you? Sounds like you're getting a LOT more absorbed through your intestinal wall than you do the lungs. Yay genetics?
Showmeyourotters
I agree. I ate half a brownie once and it put me into a miserable half-sleep all day and I eventually threw up a few hours later :(
Showmeyourotters
Granted, might have gone better if I hadn't over eaten due to the munchies I had to give myself so I could eat the brownie..
ArdentSlacker
If you have to force yourself to enjoy a brownie... how did they fuck up a *brownie*? It's flat chocolate cake.
Showmeyourotters
The brownie wasn't the problem, I just have some issues with my appetite. Some days I struggle with eating anything at all
drcurlyfat
With edibles (from a store), I know exactly what I'm getting. Smoking is always variable for me. I hate that edibles have a bad reputation.
ResetButton
Smoking is less variable to me than an unknown store edible with reliable dosing information. It might be a matter of tolerance.
AWESOMEBOT
I always got dispensary edibles not homemade. It just doesn't work for me. Mostly bc I'm missing part of my stomach. I process differently.
ResetButton
All strong psychedelics need some reputation that warns potential users. The merits of lightly dosing edibles needs more public perception
nasreal
1 Well to be fair, edibles are also far more psychoactive than smoking. I could get super stoned smoking, but I'm not likely to experience..
nasreal
2 anything like a hallucinogenic type of experience, whereas you might actually trip with edibles. That is not the experience most people...
nasreal
3 are looking for with weed. Finally, dosing is good information to have, but that really only applies to things from reliable sources...
HighwayWizard
I've never tried edibles, but it seems like something that's gonna vary from person to person. Cool that they work great for you though!
ResetButton
Here's a variable: when you eat cannabis, your liver will metabolize a lot of THC into 11-OH-THC, a more potent version of THC.
MistressLyda
Is this one of those that are affected by grapefruit?
drcurlyfat
I think the key is knowing the amount and starting low, and waiting an appropriate amount of time. I don't "peak" for two hours.
AWESOMEBOT
It does . I usually end up having panic attacks and crying from misery.
ResetButton
I hear similar stories with dabbing. The problem is the dosing. I'm a fan of the nibble-and-wait method to dial in on a controllable buzz.
Showmeyourotters
I can't usually finish a bowl by myself in a day. Naturally dabbing and edibles tend to be too much for me to handle, it's a lot more THC
Showmeyourotters
at once. That being said, I think my favourite high ever was thanks to a hard candy. So I agree; dosing is everything
ResetButton
Edibles have great qualities for superb highs, if you hit a "high zone" that you enjoy, you stay there longer.
ResetButton
Fun fact on edibles, your liver metabolizes a lot of the THC into a more powerful version, 11-OH-THC. That's why edibles are so strong!
Showmeyourotters
That's really cool and interesting! Thanks for sharing!