THE REVOLUTION BEGINS TODAY

Mar 20, 2026 1:59 AM

The apron makes it.

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"YOU HAVE ORDERED ILLEGAL NOODLES! DROP YOUR PLATE, YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY!"

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What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

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Looks like somebody might have programmed MJ’s “Thriller” as the dance sequence.

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Well did she get the wordle or not?

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Such an idiotic situation, throw that garbage out.

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He watched Footloose last might.

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I will be free and you cant stop me. I will dance the dance of freedom!

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Oooooo this my song!

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Dance Dance Revolution - Harmless (for now) Robot Edition

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He had too much to drink.

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You don't have to go homeless, but ...

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He's good

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This is fucking terrifying. At multiple points people try to retrain it's arms and it doesn't tip a safety and shut down the motor drives. There's no E-stop button. This thing might be human shaped, but all I see is an industrial robot programmed to make a series of fast flailing motions in a volume inhabited by unsuspecting people with zero thought to keeping them safe. It does not know you are there, does not know it's own strength, and it will not stop just because it has already broken bone.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You absolutely could not get me to come within striking distance of that thing. In situations like this the best solution is the chainsaw protocol: When a running chainsaw is spinning around on the ground, you don't try to go grab it. You keep everyone clear until it runs out of gas.

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The robot:

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That is a really badly designed user interface if there is not a kill switch button on every screen.

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... or just an actual, physical button or switch on the robot itself

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That almost goes without saying

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe they're is, but they have to keep holding their phone for whatever reason

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Because they are desperately going through menus trying to find the shut off

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