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MyNamelsNobody
Also bukake please don't forget bukake.
daniic233
Mokelzwerg
#soproud
RandomSecretFart
WhatSmellsLikeFish
pleaselikeme
Viruses are top of the food chain.
MukieK
there it is
nimroPandaTerror
crab mode engaged
ticproets
Or even play the guitar as a crab http://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ntjfRB3x1r3ecujo1_400.gif
wellthatsjustyouropinion
if cambridge analytica were in charge of humanity's re-election campaign...
Ididhaveawittycomebackbutforgotit
Technically crabs think we walk sideways
deviousurchin
MukieK
mosquitoes are sneaky murderers and spiders can be too. what about scorpions?I know you say you have to be where they are, look around
ManagerOfScrantonBranch
spamjam
Downvote because an elephant can dunk
microcactus
And parrots.
MukieK
monkeys
professorfuzz
Welcome to 2018 motherfucker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8pxw5VCz70 elephants will inherit the earth
DrSharkbite
SupraLove
Duuuuuuuuude
JamieSmyth
Gimme some fin
BIGNUTT28
Octopuses can walk like a crab
AtypicalMammal
I thought it said "only species that can drunk"
ImlnigoMontoya
... obviously you never heard of air bud.
Sm3g1
Elefants can also get drunk from eating amarula fruit.
WellBehavedZombie
I think other animals could dunk, like a kangaroo, but they see no point to it. You could probably train one with a reward structure.
I8AShroom
0 days without an accident
Rkfinecake
We're also the only ones who will hold off pooping or pissing until after that thing we wanted to watch is over.
MaadMaanMaatt
Speak for yourself
ask2142
mormacil
Cats do this...
ntauthority
but don't cats almost always bury it? I say almost because one of my cats REFUSES to cover his shit/piss in the litter box. He was stray b4
corgidude
You've obviously never owned a cat. My cat will hold it if he's watching a bird, and as soon as the bird flaps away, *scurry to litter box*
Rkfinecake
Tis true, maybe it has more to do with us being domesticated than being human.
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So 10 mega-days is like 27,397 years. What happened 25,400 BCE that put us on top of the food chain?
loser9999
It's arguable when we became top of food chain because even today 1 on 1 with a lion I would bet on the lion. However generally the time
loser9999
Of Neanderthals probably were smart enough to defend themselves and develop tools to be considered "top"
AStegosaurus
An individual losing a fight to another individual does not change a species' place on the food chain.
WhatSmellsLikeFish
braidertom
so are elephants to all of these... don't even have to leave the ground to dunk.
DavidBrooker
Just because we're an apex predator does not mean were at the top of the food chain. Our trophic level is actually pretty low.
DavidBrooker
This is a trait we share with bears - we can kill loads of things, things can rarely kill us. But we just fucking love carbs (or berries).
MukieK
hand to hand we suck up against some pretty small critters
DavidBrooker
But the spear, fire, artificial clothing all predate humans and tools have shaped our evolution. Saying a man without weapons is like 1/2
DavidBrooker
saying a bear without its hide and claws - it isn't complete. 2/2
MukieK
I wouldn't wrestle a honey badger is all I'm sayin'
WhereArtThouMyTesticles
Humans invent A.I. A.I. destroys humans. A.I. is #1
spaceymonkey
theoldesttrickinthebook32
Zero air... weak ass water rat will never be air Bud!
Deadlyfire
The guy in the stall next to me might be a little confused why I just started laughing out loud. Thanks for that lmao
Antumanke
Where is your God now?
iamjacksboredmind
Only humans can dunk? I'll prove otter wise.
srirachamakeseverythingbetter
Pretty sure I've seen my cat walk sideways like a crab as well
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
...Fuck.
Musicosity
That rim isn't regulation!
FartBoxExtract
DefaultImgurUsername
BigPharma
Where is the one you call "Science" now, fool?
NastyBert2000
Touche
MadSlapper
Just sayin
homerthompson1
3 out of 4 still ain't bad
happyadams
Top 10 science myths DEBUNKED
thislooksfun
*DEDUNKED
MrMagoobar
Get dunked on HUMANITY
GoGoGadgetBinoculars
Grapedactyl
Wow, the new Portland Trailblazers line up looks like a huge improvement
JeffyDooDa
I know that's a joke but I'm a Blazer fan and we're 3rd in the west, dammit! GO BLAZERS
fumblingblind
Not fair his trainer was human it gave him the advantage
Downvote4Love
Plus, if you trace it far back enough, the net has at least some part of it that is handmade
Downvote4Love
*humanmade
nihilistdad
OP was wrong, apparently there's an otter species that can dunk too.
DefaultImgurUsername
TheFoxhounded
That is soooo photoshopped. You can tell that a cat was shopped over a hooman.
syddevious
Some might say it's shopped.
UnevenElephant
Well I have it on good authority that the US declared war on Japan in December 1941.
Thanksforallofthememeries
Rather than debunking this whole list... otters are humans now, nuff said
smashpro1
I'd rather be an otter.
littlegaymeows
I’d vote for it
Morg729
sauceisbauce
Technically that’s a low five but....whatever
Raydeeo
I mean, maybe we didn’t invent it. But we sure did record it. And once is never and on tape is forever. We invented it. And the camcorder
Woahisthatafockingtigertank
There goes my delusions. Just watch 'me shatter!
TheDeepThoughtAt3am
Okay shattering my pride in humanity, but dang thats so cute
RobertNAdams
We good, turtles can't breakdance!
spaceymonkey
RobertNAdams
FUCK
BigAZNMan
PandaPolice24
Checkmate, atheists.
AlabamaNerd
Wouldn’t this be more of a checkmate to theists who think humanity is unique?
GingeraffeTW
Actually I'm pretty sure he's part of the Allied Atheist Alliance, soooo...
QuiteADapperAsshole
https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m424axMkFD1qdtkkao1_500.png
TacoPrime
So they evolved into being able to dunk
RootEnoch
OtterAvalanche
Damnit. Now im catholic.
CanadianSith
You mean a Real christian
Velkaan
Damnit, no more lie-in on Sundays then.