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boozer69r
#3 but have you heard of Jeepers Creepers? Check this shit ooooouuut! https://youtu.be/gUvUFZK5sLk?si=-_II40MTejAXHja0
AyatollahBahloni
#5 🎶 If she fights like a raging boar... I have oft stuck a pig before... I've come to wive it wealthily in Padua!" 🎶
- Kiss Me Kate
JJohnston94
#17 The world's ugliest cow sculpted in the world's finest white marble. The skill with which the sculptor captured the wrinkles in the dewlap is sublime.
haveanupvotegif
Fanner50
#21 where’s the coyote?
TheElliotPage
#26 ok but wtf is a fact hunt?
TheElliotPage
#18 not really. A lot of women have sex with dogs & animals. I heard from very reliable sources that Harvey Weinstein wanted to make either a show or movie or reality documentary about zoophilia.
PunnyTiger
#13 the royal family vs the beatles? it was barely close them Liz was on the throne. taking the second son of the next generation when chuck is going to shit the bed as king is small potatoes
ParaspriteHugger
#18 so... Whose wife is that dog?
DHTs
#8 Went up a boy, came back down a man.
lackadaisycull
#23 NGL hotel buffet breakfast is one of my favorite parts about vacationing
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
You need to stay a night in Las Vegas and have a hotel breakfast buffet there. Trust me on that. Try Circus Circus or Excalibur.
GlenL
I on vacation, of course I can eat a plate of bacon, two croissants and a Danish
Neednoggle
#9 no
MayMayz4DayzYo
#8
PoniesForDays
#20 If they dont like to have enough cheese on things, thats not your soul mate then, right ?
Oneblueeyerighthandguy
#23 you forgot the part where I get a cup of coffee, a cup of milk, a cup of orange juice and a cup of water but don't finish any of them.
Pyrowolf1
What kind of psychopath doesn't finish one cup of coffee? Gimme fucking 3 cups and I'll drain em all
beez428
Even if she did, so what
AyatollahBahloni
#21 Willkommen nach Winden...
spontaneous9
#17 Mama Brahma
decarnatedame
#4 Oh, come on! Spoiler alert, please.
MrStealYourGiF
#24 I am not sure how cats choose, but their options either go; climb right into the middle of it and act like they are helping, or turn their back on you, presumably thinking something like "Dumbass has got hisself sidetracked, perimeter defence is on me AGAIN."
TheElliotPage
#20 anyone else hate cheese except fot Kraft Singles & pizza cheese? Or just me? Cheese is just waxy tasteless milk. & have you seen the maggot cheese?? That's ALLL for you. Nope.
anubis132
You're supposed to take the wax wrapper off before eating it.
Fanner50
Referred to Kraft singles as polymer cheese. It does taste like the wrapper.
EatPieLander
#20
wherewehavebeen
PlacentaEaters
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
We need to go deeper
JaceTiger
I mean it could also be more in awe. Like the 6 cheese pizza I made one time. My gf was amazed. It was almost a deep dish with just the cheese I bought from the discount store
EatPieLander
mmmm ... cheese ...
Neednoggle
#3 hey man, not everyone's read the manga already
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
It's not manga. It's hentai, first they kiss and then it gets very hot and steamy between Jesus and Judas.
misterbatguano
No one tell her the plot twist about the giant hollow wooden horse at Troy
CharunDrakarus
Ooo, that sounds like it'd make for a wonderful gift.
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
It did. They got the nice gift and made peace and they all lived happily ever after.
mrbadxampl
Yoko. Did. Not. Break. Up. The. Beatles.
thenotoriousIMG
You weren’t there.
johnblood616
Hey, what's a little casual misogyny amongst friends?
NinjaCongo
So what did she break up?
mrbadxampl
my best attempt at a conga line, goddammit
Pootisborn
And if something can be destroyed by Yoko, then let it be destroyed by Yoko. Call that Yoko Ontology.
jetact12
Amen.
Jamesstin
you think that's controversial? How about Andy dick is not responsible for causing a grown ass woman to relapse so it aint his fault she decided to murder her comedian/writer husband.
KKinDK
Whaaat? Now I need to consult with Google for context
huey9k
No, Andy Dick needs to die. Jon Lovitz should have confirmed the kill.
StylesRockman
John broke up the Beatles
UnprunedSynapses
Everything I've heard about the dude as a person is that he was an abusive, terrible husband, father, and friend.
Rkfinecake
Paul quit first.
johnblood616
And beat his wives and neglected at least one kid
Neednoggle
Would you accept the argument that she fucked up The Beatles?
SidonisAntares
I would accept that she fucked a Beatle
GozerTheGozerian
Not really, the Beatles were having issues and fraying at the seams before she got at involved on anything. The origin of the campaign blaming Yoko for destroying or harming the Beatles stems from an extremely racist British tabloid journalist.
Something1Said
No. If their relationship had any negative impact on The Beatles, that is 100% on Lennon. It's not like she forced her way in. And Lennon seemed to think her contributions were very positive. Lennon breaking the rules to bring Yoko around was a sign of the friction people have come to pretend was her doing, but she'd never have been there if the band wasn't already fracturing.
UnprunedSynapses
Wasn't she already an established professional artist and was well known in the international avant garde art scene? I think I read that she didn't follow us pop culture and didn't really know who he was when he started pursuing her
RamanBiot
Ok, but who's the other lady? Is there some reason she's supposed to be recognizable?
Rkfinecake
Just an actor, trying to act like royalty.
SilverFoxChaser
I think she's the one who married the prince and 'broke up the royals'
MoralRectifier
Megan Markle. That's Prince Harry next to her.
thekeyofe
The Henry formerly known as Prince
somnif
Meghan Markle, wife of Prince Henry.
swc0806
Former wife of Mike from Suits.
TheeFng
I think you mean the formerly Hairy Prince.
somnif
Meh, Harry, Henry, Harvey, one of those.
DickBackBreaker
Did she break up the English Royal Family? Isn't the monarchy still there today, even if whichever one of them got arrested for Epstein things?
randomwalrus
The one she married is kinda/sorta "exiled" (un)willingly(?) from the whole thing though.
ingridwebb88
He wanted out anyway. I'm sure William does too but as the first born male he can't
KingOfTheImgurians
Exactly. They had achieved a great deal, and started to want to expand in other directions. Yoko had nothing to do with it.
Jamesstin
Shes a woman though God damn it!!
randomwalrus
I am pretty sure that that is illegal. Should we call somebody?!
LabsAreGoobers
Unfortunately, past the statute of limitations.