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evil66gurl
My first ever report in school was on Wilma Rudolph. She's an inspiration.
elliottsdragon
What an amazing woman and inspiration! Adversity can be your best teacher in life.
beartrap1
Wilma I’m home
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
...became the first American woman to win 3 gold medals in track and field and to give a big FUCK YOU to polio. There. Fixed it.
VaultGirl69
So 10 years until inspirational stories of kids who are being hospitalized with Covid today? Just get your damn jabs.
hotdoginathermos
Run run Rudolph!
mtimothy
We now know the trick to run fast.
mistermixelpix
The importance of having a family that helps you in times of need.
MrSpankalot
Someone should tell this to Jim Jefferies' mother.
somethingsapient
See, we get on just fine without vaccines.
frontpagebound
So not being vaccinated creates gold medalists? Got it.
mckiller45
When was she born this post has me ask
massholesome
This is absolutely incredible.
IndianCowboy
Technically her legs were in better condition than her competitors coz she got lower miles on those.. /s
AdelineThatsMeYo
GooseGreatly
Fresh prince of bel-air?
Endocrom
tangybreath
My grandma had polio and had her legs massaged daily. She regained the ability to walk, which was a miracle in itself. This degree is crazy
QuartzPoker
I went to the same school she went to when I was little
handsmcfeeler
Oh no! I think I to have polio and need my legs massager four times a day. It's also affecting my back neck and arms
tiagogafe
Real life Forest Gump?
rfl321Watcher
There was actually an old cracked after hours video about just how fucked up Forrest Gump is. It starts with a long list of what he did 1/
rfl321Watcher
that was actually done by a black person or black people in general.
GrumpyOldMan55
Run Forrest Run!
miked854
ligmabolz
Wilma. Her name is Wilma
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
Run Rudolph! Run!
GermanShepherdGuy
Run Wilma! Run! “And then it felt like something jumped up and bit me in the butt ox!”
OMGamIImguringCorrectly
Lesson 1: Polio sucks. Lesson 2: If you want to be an olympian, get your legs massaged 4 times a day.
apostlepk
Deshaun Watson should be drowning in medals by now.
ExTechOp
Lesson 3: Polio is close to extinction because of vaccinations, like smallpox already is.
mikeatike
Lesson 3: go 11 years without walking
snowglobeshaker
I’m here for the leg massage
MstrES
What if I got three legs?
StonesOnTheHill
Then you're statistically unlikely to win any track-and-field competition. But you'll probably still be pretty popular, so dont be too sad.
InfiniteNoodle
the law frowns upon you getting your 3rd leg massaged. according to my lawyer anyway
NancyReaganSchoolOfGawk
Massage it 4 times a day.
TheGiantIdiotTeddyBear
5 if you take a day off
Mindshard
Doesn't work. I've been massaging my wiener on the regular for decades and it hasn't won a single award!
Ghlargh
How many official dick measuring competitions have you attended?
Mindshard
I watched some right wing politics and they taught me I don't have to answer that because it's a hippo violation.
BrdCdn
Fucking hippos. Can't trust em. Look all cudly then bite you in godamn half. Down with hippos.
Mindshard
And don't even get me started on those Democrocs!