This guy WAS the adventurer. Horded loot, over enchanted his trader garb for protection and bartering, grinded for that massive snail mount. Now he roams the land making a buck and keeping the adventure going through trade to aspiring adventurers just like he once was. Every so often he crosses paths with his old friend "Cricket" on the trade route, who rides atop an equally oversized beetle. Here and there they delve dungeons to stock up and relive some glory.
'This guy probably sells you random items on your adventures.' and it's never clearly explained how he keeps getting to places before you do, given that he rides a literal snail, but he keeps doing it.
And the short eyes are so short, in the drawing, they look like nipples. Also, the part they sprout out of is so swollen it looks like tits. And his stance in the drawing is so erect it looks like a penis. The hamstring strengthens the effect.
Hey, fun fact, this dude was played by Deep Roy (of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, as Yoda’s body actor in Empire Strikes Back and Droopy McCool in Return of the Jedi, and a whole host of other movies) and was called Teeny Weeny.
mthrndr01
Kinda looks like the old planescape art
BobbyVegana
it will take forever to go anywhere
burg14
Reminds me of Chris Riddells drawing style
OrganizAlert
I do really enjoy seeing your frogs and snails.
Dreanakari
This guy WAS the adventurer. Horded loot, over enchanted his trader garb for protection and bartering, grinded for that massive snail mount. Now he roams the land making a buck and keeping the adventure going through trade to aspiring adventurers just like he once was. Every so often he crosses paths with his old friend "Cricket" on the trade route, who rides atop an equally oversized beetle. Here and there they delve dungeons to stock up and relive some glory.
Rogahar
'This guy probably sells you random items on your adventures.' and it's never clearly explained how he keeps getting to places before you do, given that he rides a literal snail, but he keeps doing it.
medic459
Don't touch it and run away. It's the immortal snail. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5ipinn/you_and_a_super_intelligent_snail_both_get_1/
positiveleroy
WHAT’RE YA BUYIN STRANGER
SoftMousse
Very Amphibia 🍒
JAPONfan
That's a nice frog and snail
CrownofRuin
This reminds me of a show called Amphibia. I really liked it and recommend it to anyone, if you like that kind of stuff. (Animated adventure)
Endomyn
I feel like this is a character you'd see in a Studio Ghibli film. And that's dope
candar
this is the best
dolphindreamsandsatan
You are very good at drawing snails and frogs. Thanks!
skipsh2
Are you aware of a wargaming system called Turnip28?
CausticLemonEnema
He probably has that 3rd meteorite fragment that Arthur Morgan was looking for
Yotarian
Love it! If you get bored, I think it would be fun to see a snail merchant riding his trusty frog.
arumunus
I'd buy his random items on my adventures. They're so cute!
Jaqdakloun
Well, you're very good at it
Puvaradivi
Ribbjit has wares if you have coin
SniffsMcgee
I enjoy you drawing frogs and snails
quicksilver1
Apathyandyeah
He's a racing snail.
Vladraconis
We all gonna ignore the fact that that snail is a penis with tits?
Zahnradfee
That's just how snail faces look. They have long eyes on top and short eyes on the bottom. https://i.redd.it/stpc4kx174651.jpg
Zahnradfee
https://similarbutdifferentanimals.com/2020/09/24/anatomy-of-a-snails-head/
Vladraconis
And the short eyes are so short, in the drawing, they look like nipples. Also, the part they sprout out of is so swollen it looks like tits. And his stance in the drawing is so erect it looks like a penis. The hamstring strengthens the effect.
RobJenkins
Bytencoder
Will this ever end..?
ToSisPoS
I hate how Willy Wonka enslaved his brothers.
DrankTooMuchMead
That's a racing snail!
DaveSamsonite
Inarticulated
Mini Joe Pesci
ialwaysoverthinkthings
They make them smaller than Pesci?
positiveleroy
Hey, fun fact, this dude was played by Deep Roy (of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, as Yoda’s body actor in Empire Strikes Back and Droopy McCool in Return of the Jedi, and a whole host of other movies) and was called Teeny Weeny.
EccentricNimoy
What's the movie shown?
hayeszc84
This is the Never Ending Story, not to be confused with the Song That Never Ends.
ElbowDeepInAMoose
Ya know, I heard some people singing it, not knowing what it was.
ElectricSlideOrchestra
And they'll continue singing it for ever, just because.
LesbianBrotherhood
The frog has a very fine Hayao Miyazaki vibe.
grandfalloon
Miyazaki meets Tony DiTerlizzi. I'm digging it.
4vie
*reads username* .... Man, I gotta update my internal dictionary before my head explodes from the oxymoronic nature of that name @_@
LesbianBrotherhood
Well you use the arabic script 4 and latin vie (life). Clever :). Not exactly an oxymoron, but close enough.
pareidoliaperson
These are the convos I come on imgur for! Also, the neck and head of the snail looks like a dick!
4vie
Elaborate on the significance of the arabic numeral "4", are you referring to the homonym in Asian languages to the character for death? :)
LesbianBrotherhood
No I was drunk and trying to say something clever.
4vie
OK, OK :) Without knowing the history of your username, it, as a username, is great! :D