YepUsernameChecksOut
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Sep 12, 2016 12:55 AM
YepUsernameChecksOut
57651
1857
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JamesCannotsay
FREE SHIPPING ON A DRUM OF LUBE
mikewritesbooks
I put at least 3 mentions of these in the latest book I wrote...
hangryasian
And all I had was an OPs mom joke
HooliEmployee
...little dab will do ya.
notknowabrewer
I find this review EXTREMELY helpful . Lube kills, guys. Remember that.
PurpleAid
Cow Chop
Thanksforthelaughs69
I once had this in my amazon cart after a long night of drinking.... I still want to know what made me do it.
Satinsball
Apparently laughably bad 69ing. You wanted to flip around and have fun, but this requires industrial quantities of lube to bang OP's mom.
ladyboner1039
"A blurry, screaming disc of human suffering." TIL under the right conditions a merry-go-round can take the form of a Nickleback CD.
MichaelSpeaks
Cow Chop.
SoupEConch
Who news their kid Crispin...
TheLordFarquad
CowChop
DoctorMantisTobogganMD
I'm going to fill a baby pool with it and play lube pong
notevenaname
Sue the bastard who's fault it is: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0268437/
TheGonco
Or that's James from cowchop
CollinWaxoff
Such a GREAT episode. God I cried throughout the whole thing!!!
IamDislexick98
Trevor's Big Fat Pussi
MrPippin42
That would last the Kardashian family at most a couple of days
petesdadiscool
Repost
Neckrolls4life
This tale has everything.
INeedAnUserNameButNoneIsFree
How much is 55 Gallon? lol
DesertHRO
Make a Movie!
TheHolyDeerGod
I want to down vote for repost but I can't stop laughing
yungdrowsy
COW CHOP
Zxaskad
holodecktheory
Favorited because I did not want to continue reading but I wanted to know what happened.
OnlyBegottenDaughter
god damn that was a brilliant read.
runbillyrun
It's an actual writer
AstridPotatis
Meggr0nTheDestruct0r
I cracked up, have a an updoot
BluffinMuffin
A small bottle of baby oil would have done the trick.. stoopid rich people
aselleus
Oh, is Amazon having another prime sale?
SyberKai
I chuckled like a madman +1
IAmNotAScientist
55 and 5k are very different numbers
temujin9
That's the thing that bugged you about this story? Not enough lube for the entire eastern seaboard, just a massive orgy's worth?
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
It's either how much OP already used, or how much is left in the bucket B)
YepUsernameChecksOut
Oops. Haha idk why I did 5k
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
Or maybe, is 5k all that's left B)
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
Is that the amount of Lube you used already, OP?
YepUsernameChecksOut
Lubricant? More like LubriCAN
IAmNotAScientist
The excitement of posting, I'm sure. Good post anyway, worthy of the +1
Evulsockmonkey
Must have been in a rush t get this reposted eh?
DiabetesPorn
Now I'm wondering of all the things I would do with 5K of lube.
YepUsernameChecksOut
You could kill even almost 100 times as many children
MetalTao
Genocide
IAmNotAScientist
The fun would be orders of magnitude greater!
icuponq
Michael, 5k means 5 kilometers not 5000 miles...
ComfortablyNumbDK
Actually the k is short for kilo, which means 1000. 5k is because 1 kilometer is 1000 meters. But the term is not exclusively for length.
YepUsernameChecksOut
It was an reference to The Office
ComfortablyNumbDK
Oh. I haven't seen the office :(
YepUsernameChecksOut
Haha I recommend it to you.