bumhand
1403
13
3
The only day that's an order!
Mar 4, 2018 10:13 PM
bumhand
1403
13
3
PersephoneIsNotHome
March forth
eriksarcasm
Bruh... "You, March first. Now you, march second. Now you, march third!" And so on. Your premise is bad and you should feel bad.
somethingfunnyandrandom
20180304?
orngeturtl
Fact: today’s date is a homophone that sounds like an order to “March forth”, but it is not actually an order.
bumhand
"March forth" is an imperative
orngeturtl
“March fourth” is a date
bumhand
Correct.
TheMellowPeril
Fourth of March?
DoofusMcGillicuttyEsq
No no, you have to say it in the American order.
Dystrophic
March Forth!
TheMellowPeril
I can’t, I don’t have a gun with me.
miahtSuperVillain
It's ok, we have extras
DoofusMcGillicuttyEsq
A cheeseburger can also be used in a pinch while you wait for your freedom firearm to arrive by bald eagle.
TheMellowPeril
Only one? What are you, a COMMUNIST??
DoofusMcGillicuttyEsq
Gotta start out slowly my friend. Freedom firearms need to feel loved before you get a new one.