Didn't end as expected

May 20, 2017 6:53 PM

AlexMagno

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Storytime:

A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

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Seen this post few months ago

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what even the hell is a cotton eye joe?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bet he was a redneck too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OK didn't "see" that one coming. I give you that +1

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Aye. That's was a good one

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's starting to get old though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0