My new photography project: Pictures with the lens cap on

It took 3 days to construct the T-Rex out of matchsticks, but I really think the guy activating a MalwareBytes license is the best part.

Thank you so much to all the girls at Victoria Secrets for posing nude. The way the creamcheese drips down their breats is eye catching.

The real masterpiece here is how quickly I convinced him to jump. I'm glad he survived and still has the use of his right thumb.

I always loved watching Dexter and that show inspired this piece. I cut my own femoral artery to achieve the blood splatter on the canvas. Don't worry, I had my trusty stapler on standby.

Cat tax