Ummm, imgur and ebay, what do you think I collect?

Oct 15, 2024 1:10 PM

WelJon

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What are they trying to get me to buy? And if there was an algorithm, how did it even come up with this?

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A man of culture

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

'input! more input!!!'

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Super nice opera gloves?

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80s stuff.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better question, what week day is this and what are you watching on imgur to make it think about red heads and robots?

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v

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Butter-machine?

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This might be a good place to point out that the 2 main characters in Cyberpunk 2077 are Johnny and V (roman numeral 5).
JOHNNY5 IS ALIVE

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

YES DISASSEMBLE (fem domme robot is my guess)

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Number 5 is alive and horny

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Viruses.

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Weird science!!!

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My ad is for vacation rentals, which is completely off. Then it was replaced by clearly targeted ads for exactly what I looked at on Temu.

I'm not sure what your browser history is, but clearly you have been shopping for Lego Johnny 5.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you look up cosplay props? If I had to guess the other image would be for gloves.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's not about what they assume you already collect, but rather what they assume you can be persuaded into start collecting, who knows?

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I noticed a few weeks ago that my imgur ads suddenly changed and started matching my Facebook ads

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johnny 5 erotic novel material?

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Only if it's by chuck tingle

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"Put in more!"

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Hey laser lips ... I mean it just writes itself really..

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your algorithm needs more input.

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underrated comment

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you are what your algorithm says you are

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Nope, they've not finished making Cherry 2000, yet

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Johnny and Jane number 5

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Were you searching for this? /a/NrPF5c6

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You searched for 'sex robot' and it thought you meant two different items.

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he searched for 2 items, "sex robot" and "black lingerie" so thats what is being advertised to him

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't search for that. 'Sexy single robots' on the other hand is something I have searched

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean Johnny5 is pretty sexy... 🤣

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Or maybe the left one IS accurate result... I'm not going to judge OP's kinks.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

One on the left is an 80s sex robot. One on the right is a 20s sex robot. There have been a lot of developments in the last 40 years

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And that's exactly why we use compound nouns in German.

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My Facebook ads are nothing but slutty dresses and sex toys for women...... I'm a dude :/

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No need to kink shame yourself

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I mean, if I could pull it off I would. But I just don't have a figure for it.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I got the same ad - not to buzzkill but the “it knows what you searched for” is true-ish, but here that just means it sees “online shopping” and serves us the eBay ad, which is static and doesn’t change based on more or fewer lingerie/robot searches

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lingerie robots, you say?

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