Derping, being cute, misbehaving, and a dead mummified squirrel inside a giant oak tree.

Meet Bowie.

This is us about 15 minutes into our morning walk. She has decided she needs a break to roll in the grass and misbehave.

Sometimes you just need to roll in the grass.

Right after this photo was taken she found a mummified squirrel inside a giant oak tree. I mean full-on had the remnants of this poor creature in her mouth flopping it around with her tail wagging full force. luckily she dropped it and I didn't have to touch it.

I'm scarred for life and she will undoubtedly look for that squirrel at the base of that tree for all time. Kisses will have to wait until tomorrow.

My husband is in trouble because when I told him this story he knew exactly which tree and dead mummified squirrel I was talking about. You see we have a deal that we must disclose any dead animals or gross stuff that Bowie finds on her walk so we can avoid it in the future. Apparently, this same scenario happened last week but she didn't get it all the way out of the hole. Well folks, today she finished the job.

Good girl, Bowie.