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Cat tax.
januskincaid
#49 I have no cats yet I must snuggle!
allenvasher3000
#2 this suggests that someone's Lord of the rings fan doesn't know the difference between elves and elfs
Poptarts93
Are you Johanthan Edward's or just a big fan of not funny tweets?
Pikkupanda
#6 wait until he learns Scott Schwartz - the kid who played Flick - did porn for a while.
Cactus21
#48 what? This ISN’T normal?
TheCanadianGuyThatSaySorry
#2 why does the hobbit started theirs adventure on December 25th then?
Dragongurl392
#35 Instead of a tree, it’s a shitty low-rider truck with flat tires that I haven’t seen move in almost ten years. It got hit by a rented moving truck that sped off afterwards last weekend though, so I was actually pretty pleased. Then I realized that from now on, it’s going to be a shitty *wrecked* low-rider truck with flat tires, that never moves.
JarethCutestory
Don’t stop believin’! My neighbors’ decaying RV actually disappeared one day.
cybergeek
#25 it was stats, so i mean
januskincaid
My thoughts exactly. She was just doing a good visual reminder of where they were.
RevolutionOnHerLips
#9 gotta try to find ONE related human that's not a total pile of garbage, right?
ThatQuietlySmirking
#6 He's also in Iron Man and Spider-Man: Far from Home.
ConspiratorM
Peter Bilingsley, as an adult he decided to move behind the camera. Did some editing and directory and became a producer and often works with Jon Favreau.
nyarlathotep777
#8 Don’t forget the fake blowjob scene. Met my current SO’s mother and sister while that was on the TV
DarthWaiterSE
#30 If you've ever worked in a restaurant, you will clean out of the desire to clock the fuck out.
mthrndr01
#8 Also a pretty upsetting love confession, a kid learns the drums, and Marcelline performs a song that had to be digitally made to sound worse.
MrsHowVeryDareYou
#30 I find “clean as you go” infinitely easier when I’m the only one going. Why bother cleaning as I go when my roommates (husband and child) are right behind me NOT cleaning as they go?
Wormunit
My wife was in hospital for a few days and I had the same realisation
MrsHowVeryDareYou
It’s also more motivating when you know for a fact that you’ll have to clean it eventually. It’s a lot easier to leave a dish next to the sink when there’s half a chance someone else will wash it. If it’s 100% going to be me, might as well do it now.
somethingnotyettaken
Ah, for me it's "fuck it, this won't impact anyone but me and I don't care about that guy so I'll just leave it".
mthrndr01
#6 he's also currently in a bizarre ad for Raising Caine's.
AngelBolen91
#47 ranked in order
januskincaid
Not bad. Generally I'll go with either the largest container or the most potent brew. If there's a tie the potency wins.
AngelBolen91
That is fair. My first priority is containers that can close . Any way. Then its how good would it feel in my hand.
astrangehop
#20 She 16 in 1800s under the sea Europe, and it's not legal, it's a Magical contract with her Aunt.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Also, Eric killed Ursula by ramming her with his ship. Ariel and King Triton had nothing to do with that.
ThatQuietlySmirking
#9 It helps you understand why your family is like that.
nero4ty2
My family is a huge mix, wife’s parents grew up in Asia, one of grandfather was from Italy, the other was 2nd gen from mixed European descent, one grandmother was first gen Swedish and the other Irish. Jewish BIL, black uncle and cousin. My kids ask what they are and I say American because they were born here but learning about heritage is important to our family and it explains a lot
DdCno1
How does one part of my family not having left their hometown since the 15th century, one having traveled back and forth hundreds of kilometers for no particular reason, one ancestor being a poet, another having owned a large corporation, yet another branch being nobility (but most being dirt-poor) and yet another semi-prominent ancestor having disappeared on a ship to America explain anything? It's completely random, entirely unpredictable and often times unhinged, almost like - oh, I get it.
salunatics
Pikkupanda
poscduke
Rudolph as the thing, I think it was a robot chicken thing but I can't remember
Etherealvalentine
Definitely a Robot Chicken thing
MrsHowVeryDareYou
#18 My friend doesn’t get what this has to do with times?
Salticido
♪ You may hate me but it's 3:19. Baby, 3:19. (bye bye) ♫
Muskwalker
instead of just saying the times, your friend can sing them to the well-known tunes suggested by the given lyrics
PyroDragon
Except it doesn't work for almost any of them at all.
MrsHowVeryDareYou
Yeah, I scrolled back up and either I still don’t quite get it or a lot of them are a far stretch
eathotdog
#22 the whole point of cast iron is that its a lump of iron you dont have to pamper
Ninjainslippers
For mine, I got some rusty old ones, stripped them down to bare metal and then seasoned them like 8 times with flaxseed oil. Lots of work at first but I've had them for 10+ years since and haven't washed them once except sometimes a quick rinse. Perfect nonstick surface every time.
astrangehop
They're sturdy! IMHO there's a range of care that get different performance. A ten is porbably borderline fetishistic, and I know a few people that just scrub it with detergent down to bare iron everytime and then grease the hell out of it and that works too. At that point though, why not do stainless/tinned copper/enamel?
nero4ty2
Carbon steel is the best option
HowlingRollercoaster2
I let it cool, then scrub with the brush and hot water only. Periodically oil and bake to restore/ build up coating.