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Jan 14, 2023 6:23 AM
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weidermeijer
#35 The weird uncle is an 8-track.
PunnyTiger
#23 "I'm saving it for later..."
CloudStrife668
#1 Also, please spay and neuter your pets.
The22ndDoctor
#47 So nice to see classic Elliot getting some love.
Fn0rd
#24 is wrong. A “Backpfeife” is a slap with a flat hand on the cheek. A backpfeifengesicht is a face in need of a slap. Source: am German.
KiwiGameDev
#5 as someone who only ever talks about issues (without spinning them into comedy) for advice, this was a flabbergasting lesson to learn
Sumdumguy42
#9 because coffee works best a) with food in your system and b) at least 30minutes after waking up.
PunnyTiger
If there was adequate housing would reduce demand and landlords wouldn't be able to get 100+ hours of minimum wage for a basement bach apt.
Thajurriesexcuesed
This!
PepperoniAndFingernailPizza
#44 I have a list, probably cost me the entire prize money but it be so worth it
gelLord
#16 The 7-9 buttons get plenty of use on my microwave for times from 1-2 min. 75 instead of 1:15 and the like. Saves one button press!
MrPositivePotato
i always get a kick out of the how are people not on meds meme. its me and its a fucking exhausting time.
PrincessWendyB
#37 This is terribly true.
WoodyGoodman
#1
PotatOSLament
It says a lot about her that she lived almost a century but we all feel she was taken too soon.
CatchySensibleName
#27 It's about motive. Do you want them to suffer for your pleasure, or do you need to eliminate them for the safety of you and loved ones?
BoominGranny
#5 In our house we shorthanded it to “sympathy or a solution?”
jabike2424
#35 looks like grandpa left his original 8-Track wife for a younger slimmer cassette.
PrincessWendyB
Don't they all?
wv6z
Gotta admit short bus tax is pretty awesome….. you have earned my upvote!
Rendova
So there is a sea (c) in the ocean---flabbergasting.
5cX469Nit9JuI1MAZG5c3AdA
#45 I chime in with a, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the old barn door?"
coolbrood
#36 man idgaf about Transformers and even I'm pretty sure they run on that there Energon stuff, right?
LoopStricken
Yes, until they end up using or destroying it all. Then they start using less-efficient, shall we say... biofuel.
ThrobbinHoodz
A good balance of Haha and feck the system.
FLFrank42
#29 My illegal name is Footlong Frank
michiyl
My illegal name might be Tripod Tom then
apollo1kitten1
#49 i'm selfmedicating with 420, but it has been 5weeks now since i did and the weird part is i didnt think that i could,since i been 1/
apollo1kitten1
Waking and baking for the last 11yrs, got off of work and bake on the ride home, smoked about 30g a week lill more then an oz for the 2/
apollo1kitten1
American friends on here, so its easier to get off weed then them pharmaceutical drugs i guess. 3/3
WoodyGoodman
#15
PrincessWendyB
True
eggmuffin
Also consider: If you put up a new development of homes, what happens? Real estate speculators buy all the lots. No one is helped.
eggmuffin
There are currently more empty houses in the US than there are homeless people.
Nyxkerrigan
This is a bit false mainly because this includes condemned and non livable housing, but we are close on livable housing.
5cX469Nit9JuI1MAZG5c3AdA
#3 This can't be real, right? I know Charles Dickens liked to make his comic strip a bit spicy every now and then, but this is absolute fire
Crowlands
Neither Charles M. Schultz or Charles Dickens wrote that. It's a quote from Assata Shakur.
Crowlands
Who was a member of the Black Liberation Army, committed multiple bank robberies, shot several cops, escaped prison, and fled to Cuba.
Crowlands
First woman to be on the FBI most wanted terrorists list.
MmmmmSoup
#2 as a Aussie , oh no
MunkyBanana
That’s a real threat for you folks
MmmmmSoup
Haha not really , hardly see snakes at all most "run" away when humans are around
MunkyBanana
The angy ones in the Outback though. *shudders*
MmmmmSoup
Yeah but no many people live out there
PunnyTiger
#41 "you wouldn't be working here if you weren't desperate, so we're gonna torture you because we can"
kanybal
This was the last straw for me. Had me thinking Imgur is simply a conspiracy designed to scare the world into submission or something. At-
kanybal
This point I'm thinking the US is a fairy tale. Y'all make shit up to drive us up the wall. Wtf is this shit about? Cashiers having to stand
CheezitBaron
Literally because rich people think they look lazy if they're not standing at attention at all times. It's so stupid.
kanybal
For hours on end for no reason at all. Like you said, it's just torturing people into submission
MunkyBanana
Was a cashier for 6 months. 8 hour shifts standing. Pregnant coworker had to take unpaid time off because she couldn’t stand
kanybal
My aunt was a cashier her whole life. Just retired. Was never made to stand for no reason...
Senguie
#36 They actually are a mechanical life-form that runs on Energon for sustenance.
Crowlands
So, is Energon a renewable energy source? Does it's creation or refinement or... Mining or whatever produce harmful by-products?
Senguie
Depending on the iteration, the old comics/series they can convert all kinds of energy into Energon, (from sound to electricity) 1/?
lljkstonefish
Finally, Nickelback can contribute something.
Senguie
While in other iterations they mine Energon. Autobots try to stop Decepticons mostly from stripping Earth resources in the old series 2/?
Senguie
Newer comics Energon is hardly brought up as scarce. (Mtmte) or it’s mentioned as the reason Transformers are hated (last bot standing.) 3/3
ALLCAPSROCK
Keep talking nerd... I'm almost there!
Crowlands
So going by the old stuff, Cap. P. Would join the Autobots to fight the Deceptions. Child me would totally watch that.