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hymenochirus
Which is ironic as this missing red wave likely increases a womans' options.
Mewlies
The red wave did not come now they shall lament their jobs as baby factories is over; their usefulness is past like unproductive handmaiden.
Chalybos
Turned out to be more light spotting instead
xenjamin
Desi Lydec(?) is hilarious and brilliant
Pphunk77
There was a total lunar eclipse that moonset at sunrise on Nov 8th, a red moon setting. Hopefully it's the universe talking.
Djoarhet
Bregfret
Y'all misunderstood the GOP. They meant that they were getting their periods. Aunt Irma was visiting. They've fallen to the communists...
Imgerruinedimger
theimgurappsucksballs
MrDrButthurt
Wooooooo yes this is fucking greatt
mrbaldangles
unremarkableasterisk
Great, now we need to explain metaphors to them.
TheAccursedHamster
Don't bother, know amount of explaining will lead to them understanding it.
ahhjeezrick
Too clever by half but I still appreciate the effort.
FellaWithUmbrella
Is that some new Zuckerberg thing?
dcjunkee
These are the people that think Homelander is "the good guy" on the Boys. Tsk.
tetragrammatan
i will never get tired of posting this. #NotTheOnion
dcjunkee
Gross. Satire only works if you're in on the joke. If not, it's validation.
ilyasInternetSmuggler
Didn't a metaphor take out the dinosaurs?
stiltsonwheels
Pretty sure they believe humans hunted them to extinction about 3k years ago
frostillicus
No, that's a meteor. A metaphor is a clicky pendulum to help musicians keep time
EveryCommentIs140CharactersExceptMaybeThisOne
*10 months late* no that's a metronome. Metaphor is that powder stuff you put in your drink that helps you poop better (or something biological)
Randomice
But can you imagine the abomination that may be produced this way?
standingalone
Maybe you shouldn't be so rude, the love between a brother and sister is special. J/K
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
Would it have orange skin, blond hair that looks like a bad wig, and bone spurs?
rusaide
Now I'm imagining a trump/MTG baby and I want to die
CaptainYesterday
Think I went to high school with a thing like that. Teachers gave passing grades just to not deal with it next year
JigglyWitch
God this is awesome. Who said that originally? I love this quote.
tsuelue
https://youtu.be/PqTvj6WeWF8?t=762
saucearonichee
That’s Desi Lydic, who’s on the Daily Show (with Trevor Noah)
twistysoup
That’s her. Desi Lydic from the Daily Show
crushingbore
I thought it was Kristen Bell rofl
Imgerruinedimger
Haven't really kept up since Jon left. Seen a few clips from Trevor and it looks good. Maybe I should start watching again...
dmorulez
Her and Jordan Klepper have segments on the show. IMO better than the show itself. Check them out on YouTube to avoid watching the whole sho
SeeShark
Trevor's leaving, so you missed that boat a little
Imgerruinedimger
Well shit... Who is taking over? They say yet?
SeeShark
Sorry, I'm not in the loop enough to know that.
Narwhilian
They haven't announced yet. My guess would either be Roy Wood Jr or Jordan Klepper
euphoricopportunity
Not Craig Kilborn.