iguanodont
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#1 These Butterflies
#2 These Dragonflies
#3 These Hummingbirds
#4 Those Butterflies
#5 Those hummingbirds
#6 Bad Girls
#7 Whatever Is Going On Here
The wolves weren't killed, they were lethally removed.
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Please vote for a Spirit Guide Provider:
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#1 These Butterflies
#2 These Dragonflies
#3 These Hummingbirds
#4 Those Butterflies
#5 Those Hummingbirds
#6 Bad Girls
#7 Whatever Is Going On Here
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Votes will be tallied.
A winner will be announced.
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The winner will dispense Spiritual Guidance (also know as advice or information about how to move through life) until a new Spirit Guide Provider is selected.
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Elections will be held when the Spirit Guide Provider runs out of material. Because this is all a ruse and the Spirit Guide Provider is really just one dude with a cell-phone (at present time), time in office for any Spirit Guide Provider may vary.
*advice for entertainment purposes only.
req4adream99
#7
iguanodont
Looks like someone is ready for radical change. We'll have to wait and see how the results pan out!
TeamSpicyTacos
The largest, most colorful, most amazing butterfly I ever saw was near my house, right after my father's best friend's funeral. He died in a weird accident. All his family right away said, that was him. That was his spirit saying goodbye. Therefore I choose bad girls as my spirit guide provider thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
iguanodont
Thank you for your Ted Talk.
iguanodont
1 vote for Bad Girls. Thank you, please write "I Voted" on a post it note and stick it to your chest.
TeamSpicyTacos
What color note
iguanodont
Grey (to denote the neutrality of the democratic process), even though you've been given next to no control over the choices that have been made available to you in the first place. If you would like to show pride in the choice you have made you may use the baddest & girliest post it note color available (to represent your choice in the democratic process).
TeamSpicyTacos
Aight I'ma get it tattooed
iguanodont
Sounds good. To ensure the tattoo artist doesn't write "kick me" instead, please bring a friend to supervise.