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Why can’t Tommy the T-Rex clap?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A horse walked into a bar.
Why was the little boy crying?
Why did the little girl fall off the swings?
There’s an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar…
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new house?
How do you confuse a blonde?
How do you make a plumber cry?
What is a pirate’s favourite letter of the alphabet?
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
A man walks into a bar…
Roses are grey, violets are grey…
Buzzfeed is very sorry if this is a repost.
snoyes
TIL if you walk into a bar, you automatically become an alcoholic... I had no idea.
Gunslinger8912
http://imgur.com/DemWfEo
DuluthMNhockeyguy
I read the text in the pictures before the question, I know the error of my ways
britishshorthair
Ouch, 2nd-to-last... my feels. Also my liver and my family... but mostly my feels.
freakinmeowt
As someone who's painted themselves green and thrown forks at blondes, I can assure you it does confuse them.
Gunslinger8912
It confuses me, too, to be honest.
imnotwearingaponcho
The fact that you're confused makes me confused