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OnyxPrimal
“If sacred places are spared the ravages of war... then make all places sacred. And if the holy people are to be kept harmless from war... then make all people holy.” - Silver Surfer (Silver Surfer: Requiem)
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Blackfinity
"We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further." - Richard Dawkins
captainalphabet
Mushroom, mushroom.
Snake.
Peppersquash
I am against religion because it gives the religious permission. You can justify anything because it's all 'god's plan'.
ForlornHopeful
#1 "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” - Stephen Roberts
phs1963
Some pease and quiet this evening after I shared several of these pearls with my religous roommate.
2112eric5772
Let us know how how that goes...
beez428
FUCK YOUR GOD - A Perfect Circle, Judith
DarthAndy
I do not have to respect your beliefs. I will respect your right to have those beliefs though, which means that I will be courteous of your beliefs when you say such bollocks to me and whilst I will not call them utter bollocks to your face, I reserve the right to question you about any that I consider immoral.
taez555
mcodger
Frank was right!
sbro11
secretdpp
I dunno pastafarianism had some good points
sundaymondayhippyday
Last Imam
Last Guru
Last Rabbi
Last …..
anjeleyezjr
Before religion became tradition is when we should have started fighting it.
MikeRInternetTraveler
“Religion is like a penis: It’s fine to have one, and it’s even fine to be proud of it. But do not wave it in my face, and don’t try and shove it down children’s throats.”
ABotImNot
I came here to drop that same sentiment with this meme.
PopeTom
The worst part of being an Atheist is that if I am right I'll never actually know.
Iaimtomisbehave
dixxienormus
Remember: religion poisons everything.
NChomsky
Marikhen
"Rib woman" really should've been phrased as "trans-woman clone," just to add that modern day touch to really upset the stupid ones.
imreallyjusthereforthecats
MechaNinja
I wish people would stop using the word proof. Evidence is a much better word, and a lot of proof isn't any such thing.
OnceBotheredTwiceShy
Here Proof is a good word ...
MechaNinja
Yes. This is a good place to use the word proof.
zufallszahlen
I feel exactly the same way about people who believe in god as I would about an adult who still believed in a literal Santa Claus. Scary thing is how many of them there are and the positions of power they hold.
andexer
#3 "Necrodestination" is a helluva word!
PostMoThoin
So metal
ATorsoOnATrampoline
Zappa was wicked smaht
ILikeFood2000
Quiet down back there or I’m turning this timeline around
andexer
Please do! This timeline sucks!
albakSPrince
I've always said that religion started with the person who contributed the least to the clan. in order to show their worth they came up with stories to calm the others in the cave while the thunder and lightning raged outside. In time they discovered that the power to convince others that they themselves were holy was a very profitable enterprise. Thus we have Paula White and Joel Osteen. Even PT Barnum knew this as his most famous quote says "there's a sucker born every minute".
AgentTasmania
It can't come as any surprise that a system which explicitly demands exemption and veto over all reason, moral or rational, fails to produce promised good behaviour.
PlankTableGo
They literally do not care.
Germhole
Oh just the that more people have died (killed/murdered) in the name of a god than for any other natural disaster/disease... combined.
mmmerf1
Wrong. Communism, actually, holds that mantle. Far more people died thanks to Communism than in all the 'holy wars' combined. Communism, which stems from what religion? Oh that's right, none of them. Atheism has plenty of blood on its hands. Religion is far from innocent, but once you say that there's no God for men to be made in the image thereof, killing them becomes infinitely more palatable. All it takes is one Great Leap Forward...
FoxPesdassi
"Throughout history, there have been approximately 3,000 worshipped deities. You believe in precisely ONE of those 3,000. I contend that you and I are *both* atheists . . . I simply believe in one *fewer* god than you do."
-- Iforget Whosaidit
FoxPesdassi
Update: “I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.”
–Stephen H. Roberts
sundaymondayhippyday
Oh yeah!
Holy Badgers Batman!
That was a blast…
jessecollinwilliams127001
Mushroom! Mushroom!
FudgeLicense
qtRaven
Back before the Internet had sound:
sundaymondayhippyday
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlZGFtbW1lbGRianJxeTNtYXZnN2lqNng4enVjdzM0Zjhhd295MHVyNiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/26BGIqWh2R1fi6JDa/giphy.mp4
OneMoreLime
Buht if there was not Jesus where did we get wine? Check make or whatever I don't play chess... /s
2112eric5772
And therefore.... we logically deduce that he was also able to walk on wine.
trigonman3
When walking on water, did he leave wine-flavored footprints?
OneMoreLime
Only backwards, like the MJ moonwalk.
MostAwesomeDan
#16 Time for some etymology and vocab:
The Greek prefix a- means 'not' or 'without'
The ancient Greek word theos means deity.
So literally, 'without deity'
amoral - without morals
asymptomatic - without symptoms
atrophy - without/not growth
anomoly - not even, not uniform, not the same
amorphous - without shape
asymmetrical - without symmetry
OnceBotheredTwiceShy
Now let's do (A)pathetic - without experience or emotion (pathos). (A)gnostic - without a knowledge (Gnōstikos). Together it means - Don't know, Don't care or unknowable, don't care to know.
AgentTasmania
What are you, the Vocabulary Constabulary?
MostAwesomeDan
No, but I am a Duke of Diction
TheDefective
Brace yourself, the thumpers are coming, False equivalence in one hand, bible in the other.
taez555
howlongnotlong
I'm more inclined to believe an ancient race of highly evolved beings allowed themselves to be worshiped as gods by the Greeks and Romans, then got tired of our complaining so they slipped a fall guy into center stage with his less successful son.
MajorasTerribleFate