The Idiots of Imgur: A Mini Dump pt 201

Feb 21, 2025 9:25 PM

UncleSlam123

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#3 That almost happened to me on Monday. Some ass driving 70+ MPH on a very icy interstate changing lanes without signalling, weaving in and out through the rest of us, fishtailing everywhere.

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#4 unhinged

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#2 What do you mean we have no repeat customers?

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#9

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#4 Can't park there, mate.

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Fak off!

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#1 triggers the phrase "It hurt itself in it's confusion" in my brain.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

It's almost perfectly looped to make it look like he gets back up and does it again, over and over.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#10 He sure did visit that center.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the Friday fun!

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#4 I have a few questions

1 year ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

This was viral a while ago I can’t remember what happened but I think she was drunk or on something.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stolen car, girl is all tweaked out

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I think #5 is either dead or paralyzed.

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#9 Disco inferno!

1 year ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Severely underrated comment here, guys

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Burn that mutha down y'all"

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Okay, this needs to be top comment.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Burn baby burn

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wonderful collection! Thank you!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#4 This fucking bitch.

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Once again, I thank you @op for your generous offerings of FAIL.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Glad you enjoyed the post! Hope you have a great weekend v

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#4 What drug makes you do this?

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I dunno, but that's methed up

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It really is, Mike.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What I expected to see in the background of #4

1 year ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

#7 somebody call for a ...rambulance?

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It takes a special kind of ignorant to get in the way of a screaming, glowing, fast going van.

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What was the case here?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

she was high af and stole a car, then decided she didn't need it anymore

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah, makes sense

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Das ist gut schadenfreude.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oder Fahrvernügen?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#7

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#4 is how I leave pretty much any vehicle in any open world game

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I like that song. Very chill and the juxtaposition with the event is perfect

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The fact there's a cop car behind the truck just sells this pic

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You know? It's such a nice day. I think I'll walk.

1 year ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Spider in the car

1 year ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Nah, she stole it, iirc

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And then the spider stole it.

1 year ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I’m so confused as to why she did this

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

She was 22, high asf and the car was stolen

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Ahh ok that makes sense lol I too am going full Donald Duck these days my pantsless friend

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Word. I ain’t wearin pants in my own damn house.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm going to ignore the unpleasant videos of people doing incredibly dumb things with vehicles and instead focus on why the heck there's not a sprinkler system in whatever building #9 is taking place in? Most places I've ever lived they're required in night clubs and the like for life safety purposes.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

The fires are real low down and the paper probably isn't throwing that much heat. Most sprinklers are triggered by melting plastic, is be surprised if the fire was hot enough to set them off.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Not quite. Glass vial filled with a liquid mixture that boils at a specific temperature. Vial holds the seal closed, when the liquid boils, it shatters and lets the sprinkler system open up.

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#2 uh, that's pretty shitty

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I saw this, and instantly skipped all other posts to come rage in the comments, holy shit.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

It's a Chagee Big Big Cup used for a prize event, which gave winners prizes in the bottom. The inner bottom of his cup just failed.

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Thanks for the explanation.

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I mean, yeah, it certainly is, but I have a sneaky suspicion that is in no way associated with any actual coffee shop, and is more of a personal malicious prank. Otherwise, that's a great way to have to deal with innumerable lawsuits, and even if not, you'd probably lose all your customers.

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Yeah, as if any business would "prank" their customers in such a destructive and rage-inducing way. Seems like a good way to go out of business

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

The cup and setup are real, but the person in the video pressed through the actual drink section instead of the hollow section at the bottom.

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Wow yeah you can tell their thumb goes too high

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#9 Perfect combo, good job fellow party goers! Figured either A. the sprinkler system would go off, or B. all that paper is gonna catch fire. Might be a combo of both in the full video.

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This. Floor. Is on fiyyyyaa

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Haha, I too was waiting for an influx of rusty water from all those smart people holding sparklers to the ceiling.

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I was hoping they'd turn into a foam party.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Gotta admit I was getting station nightclub video vibes for a minute there. If you know you know

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Exactly my thoughts.real scary

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I would've been heading for an exit as soon as I saw the first sparkler go off. Drunk people controlling pyrotechnics in a restricted space = bad time

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Yeah, unfortunately there is a president for this….

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Is this a spelling error or a pun about how much of a dumpster fire the US President is?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Guess I’ve been talking so much shit about the president my phone autocorrected. I’ll take credit the unintentional pun though :)

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Also applies to sober people in a restricted space and drunk people in a non restricted space

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Honestly just applies to untrained people and pyrotechnics in general, always know where the nearest fire exit is just in case eh?

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Frankly I would’ve been heading for the exit as soon as I saw there were people there.

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Honestly I'd be surprised if those fires were throwing enough heat to set off sprinklers on the roof. It's just paper, it'll probably burn itself out pretty fast

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Heat isn't the only thing that triggers alarms, and it can be quite sensitive. Particulate matter in the air (like smoke or dust), co2, low sensitivity temp changes (more broad scale), or focused, high sensitivity temp changes (can detect a lit match) can trigger an alarm and building response.

This can also be triggered by the idiot welder working on the building with the brand new Deluge Fire Suppression System (worth watching videos for)

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In most buildings like that, heat is the trigger.

Deluge systems are only used in high hazard areas such as powerplants, aircraft hangers & chemical processing facilities.

Otherwise a wet pipe system is used that's mechanically triggered by heat.

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https://blog.koorsen.com/will-smoke-set-off-the-fire-sprinkler-system

Heat *is* the only thing that's gonna set off your sprinklers. They aren't partying in a powerplant. There wouldn't be any reason for a deluge fire suppression system.

They *aren't* that sensitive. They're triggered typically at around 70°C or 160°F.

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#4 I mean... WTF

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I came here to ask the very same thing.

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Some sort of attempted insurance fraud or something? It's just so strange.

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I'm thinking that with a touch of jumping out before the bump happens to avoid any real injury. Fear combined with cuntishness and greed.

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Girl's car better have been full of deadly bees because WTF

1 year ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Her dog farted.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

She was charged with dui and hit and run, also was a stolen car

1 year ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

So all the people making the GTA jokes aren't wrong

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Also surprisingly accurate

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The driver, identified by CHP as ***** ******, 22, of San Bernardino, was arrested on suspicion of DUI.

***** was released from custody on Saturday due to insufficient evidence to support a criminal complaint, according to Los Angeles County booking records cited by the San Gabriel Valley Tribune.

https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/caught-on-video-woman-bizarrely-abandons-car-before-it-drifts-across-la-habra-roadway/

1 year ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 0

You are the hero we needed. Thank you for the link!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, at least charge with reckless endangerment? Is that a thing?

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It's not who you know.........

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ha,classic ******!

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"now a fugitive after skipping her court date... The woman, 23-year-old Jasmin Lacey, was charged with driving under the influence of drugs, hit-and-run with a runaway car, auto theft, taking a car without the owner’s consent and driving without a valid license for the Sept. 1, 2015 incident."

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Insufficient evidence with video proof, that's nice!

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No proof she was drunk though, just that she's a jackass.

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Jesus took the wheel but he can't drive for shit.

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He was a carpenter from 1st century Palestine, he has no idea how to drive at all. Every time someone says "Jesus take the wheel" he shits his sandals.

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