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This is his brother, Pippin. He's never had to change his name because there were never any witnesses to his hijinks and his cuteness gives a perfect cover. He also went from being a tiny tiny runt of a kitten to a Looooooong cat. So, most early police sketches of him don't fit anymore.
He's hiding in plain sight. The mastermind behind it all.
ArcaneConjecture
People will volunteer to help your campaign in droves. But they don't know what to do. You need paid staff to manage them.
umbrellacorped3
Mailing and phone/email lists. To reach the undecided. They cost a fortune. Then ads. Loot. Polls and analists for polls. ++
DevOpsDennis
Advertising; you’re paying for all of the obnoxious ads on TV that people ignore and the ones on sites that people block.
TygrF
...and the junk mailers that people throw in the trash immediately.
Mechame
Hi I'm [politician name here]. I was raised by my parents to always tell the truth. And if you elect me to [office here] that's what I'll do
rcgom
and the sad conclusion to be drawn from that is americans are so susceptible to repetition in advertising that you can 'buy' an election 1/
rcgom
just by running more ads. this doesn't always hold true tho. 2/2