Nov 18, 2020 7:02 PM
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Clarkimus360
Silverwingedfluff
honestly, this is probably what an alien would do to us when they see orangutans and other great apes. kinda nailed it.
FizzleBurger
Disney's aware of the questions they're raising. Disney just don't give a fuck.
Evo435
Wait until you find out about Goofy and Pluto.
DeucesMongooses
Her too
pluto408
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
they made a new Ducktales ?
Barjack
Creationists in the ducktails universe. If we evolved from ducks why are there still ducks? Checkmate!
PapaRHG
They don't wear pants because birds can't control when they shit.
jimmythehat1
Common ancestors, divergent species.
Aranyszin
No.. no... it's the classic Duck Tales episode where they have turkey for Thanksgiving.
krillin123499
I dont like the new ones but then again I grew up in the 90's
CeruleanK
Astronomy keeps up to date ∩ Cartoon animals represent people = A lot of misplaced incredulity that Pluto isn't the same as the others
UncleRat
I never understood why Pluto is the only dog that walks on all fours.
dracokitty
Chainsaw from goof troop, also had a cat Waffles
TheMouseOfMadness
don't kinkshame
CallMeThreeGunsGreg
https://youtu.be/tfoe90slRCg context: Antagonist makes a robot child to attend a rich kid's birthday with the intent to rob from him
quelin
in the original cartoon from the 80s, the ducks refer to themselves as "humans"
PopTrogdor
Chicken 4 Dayz!
FireSolvesProblems
Took me a full day to bounce back from the last two episodes.
vincentsl
It’s like feeding chimps at the zoo.
Arcticwolf66
Aa
Haven't really seen Penumbra getting much of the Rule 34.
srsgiraffe
They knew what they were doing when they designed her.
dabbycats
I feel the same way about goofy being a dog and so is Pluto
practicaljester
lol read this article this morning https://io9.gizmodo.com/ducktales-has-blown-my-dang-mind-1845648171
Which reinforces my belief that artists and writers just get stoned and throw stuff out there. Love it.
PhenTsoksar
This is an allegory for the Uber/Untermechen.
DrunkSnowWhite
it took me longer than i'm proud to admit to realize the joke
temposaur
*Tales
Ah fuck
*Duck
Zreen
It's like Fairy Tail vs Fairy Tale
bulletbarrage
I think the theme goes “woo—ooo” instead
HissyElliott
Every day they're out there making duck tails. AH FUCK
iBoulderDash
whitefoxkei
"For your information, there's a big mystery element, and jokes that go WAY over kids heads!"
CrazyforRAMU
"He had a twin brother all along? THAT'S the big twist we were waiting for?"
"I predicted that like, a year ago!"
dannosworld365
In the opening scene of the first episode, a seagull is shushed away some fishermen, one of whom is also a seagull. Classic Disney gag.
DVSBSTrD
You know what's even better? Goofy's girlfriend is a cow.
daendusk
Goofy is also supposed to be a cow originally.
Yep. The one that blew my mind was that I never realized Gyro Gearloose was a chicken.
Hmmm, I always thought he was a goose.
titaniumsnail
Nah, that's the farm help of Grandma duck: Gus Goose
GooseGuy99
You rang?
RustyLongshanks
I always thought Launchpad was a pelican. Turns out, he's a duck with a large chin.
He isn't a pelican??? My childhood is a lie!
DatDarthCaedus
Well, his last name IS McQuack, not uh... McPelicanSounds?
callmesmitten
I refuse to show my kid the new version. Having her watch the OG with the super catchy theme song.
Dagordae
What a sad and pathetic person you are. I mean, this is just a special level of petty.
jscheel
You’re doing her a dirty. The new DuckTales is awesome.
TooDeepInComplaints
I'm not sure if you know, but the theme song is the same. I grew up with OG, and this ROCKS!
So you're showing your daughter the one where Webby is an annoying burden on everyone, not the one where she's a badass? Interesting choice.
Mostlybored
Dude you're 100% missing out. I grew up watching the original and I love it. But this? It's witty, heart warming, better characters, and 1/?
The same theme song. It's very aware that it can't give you the same feeling the OG version does, but it doesn't let that weigh them down.
sangheraj
Monkey brain says change bad!
pokebug666
Mandrill brain says change is good.
Keairan
Dude, Webby isn't an annoying stereotype and the triplets aren't a creepy gestalt. That right there is a vast improvement character-wise.
They give a sympathetic and incredibly meta justification for Donald’s insane temper that actually fits perfectly with how the character is
Handled in every media. They actually properly justified a comedic character flaw that’s been there for 70+ years and made it a plot point.
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hereforthekittenpics
Dom and sub culture
HandoB4Javert
https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/animals/a34690565/scientists-splice-human-genes-into-monkey-brains
LooseyGooseyBrett
Nope. A human fucked a duck.
LordHosk
are we still talking about ducktails or should we send the police round your house?
MrStealUrChange
Heathen
SanchoPliskin
Homo platyrhynchos?
dogmatix
maybe...maybe. I just assumed it was a cartoon.
Mxlespxles
GorgeousLikeAHorseIs
Like Animals and animals in the "Wicked" (Wizard of Oz) universe.
QuartzPoker
Same. Or monkeys and squirrels.
Orionsdick
Maybe they’re aliens, like Howard the Duck
Fun fact. Howard the Duck isn't an alien. He's actually from Duckworld a different universe and got thrown into the Marvel universe. 1/?
It's always been heavily implied that Duckworld and Ducktales are in the same universe. With Marvel owned by Disney, it's not insane.
lwoshea
So... if he's from a different planet... in a different universe... how is he not an alien?
Great question. You're totally right, he would be an alien. Lol.
Painkiller1020
Walt Disney actually confirmed that "smart cloth wearing" animals and regular animals coexist in that world.
RideTheStimutacs
And yet they still haven't figured out pants.
TriageKing
Like Goofy and Pluto, both are dogs
YouBeTrollin
Is that "smart cloth-wearing" or "smart, cloth-wearing"?
AnApologeticCanadian
Yes
xHeroOfTimexx
It’s smart-cloth wearing
waargarbl
smart-cloth, wearing
agonarch
Ah so like kill-la-kill? The clothes are in control?
Putitinyomama
v
Raileks
for Harambe?
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
Sci-en-tif-ic-ally-acc-ur-ate Ducktales, woo-oo!
gilliamv
BlueDsc
Thanks, I hate it.
Radix865
Wait till you see the whole thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBJ9mL9OJx0
SamanosukeOnimusha
YaketyYak45
Weeow
It's Badgey!
LanceCorporalBadger
That’s not how you spell badger
Clarkimus360
Silverwingedfluff
honestly, this is probably what an alien would do to us when they see orangutans and other great apes. kinda nailed it.
FizzleBurger
Disney's aware of the questions they're raising. Disney just don't give a fuck.
Evo435
Wait until you find out about Goofy and Pluto.
DeucesMongooses
Her too
pluto408
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
they made a new Ducktales ?
Barjack
Creationists in the ducktails universe. If we evolved from ducks why are there still ducks? Checkmate!
PapaRHG
They don't wear pants because birds can't control when they shit.
jimmythehat1
Common ancestors, divergent species.
Aranyszin
No.. no... it's the classic Duck Tales episode where they have turkey for Thanksgiving.
krillin123499
I dont like the new ones but then again I grew up in the 90's
CeruleanK
Astronomy keeps up to date ∩ Cartoon animals represent people = A lot of misplaced incredulity that Pluto isn't the same as the others
UncleRat
I never understood why Pluto is the only dog that walks on all fours.
dracokitty
Chainsaw from goof troop, also had a cat Waffles
TheMouseOfMadness
don't kinkshame
CallMeThreeGunsGreg
https://youtu.be/tfoe90slRCg context: Antagonist makes a robot child to attend a rich kid's birthday with the intent to rob from him
quelin
in the original cartoon from the 80s, the ducks refer to themselves as "humans"
PopTrogdor
Chicken 4 Dayz!
FireSolvesProblems
Took me a full day to bounce back from the last two episodes.
vincentsl
It’s like feeding chimps at the zoo.
Arcticwolf66
Aa
FireSolvesProblems
Haven't really seen Penumbra getting much of the Rule 34.
srsgiraffe
FireSolvesProblems
They knew what they were doing when they designed her.
dabbycats
I feel the same way about goofy being a dog and so is Pluto
practicaljester
lol read this article this morning https://io9.gizmodo.com/ducktales-has-blown-my-dang-mind-1845648171
practicaljester
Which reinforces my belief that artists and writers just get stoned and throw stuff out there. Love it.
PhenTsoksar
This is an allegory for the Uber/Untermechen.
DrunkSnowWhite
it took me longer than i'm proud to admit to realize the joke
temposaur
*Tales
poscduke
Ah fuck
temposaur
*Duck
Zreen
It's like Fairy Tail vs Fairy Tale
bulletbarrage
I think the theme goes “woo—ooo” instead
HissyElliott
Every day they're out there making duck tails. AH FUCK
iBoulderDash
whitefoxkei
"For your information, there's a big mystery element, and jokes that go WAY over kids heads!"
CrazyforRAMU
"He had a twin brother all along? THAT'S the big twist we were waiting for?"
whitefoxkei
"I predicted that like, a year ago!"
dannosworld365
In the opening scene of the first episode, a seagull is shushed away some fishermen, one of whom is also a seagull. Classic Disney gag.
DVSBSTrD
You know what's even better? Goofy's girlfriend is a cow.
daendusk
Goofy is also supposed to be a cow originally.
dannosworld365
Yep. The one that blew my mind was that I never realized Gyro Gearloose was a chicken.
DVSBSTrD
Hmmm, I always thought he was a goose.
titaniumsnail
Nah, that's the farm help of Grandma duck: Gus Goose
GooseGuy99
You rang?
RustyLongshanks
I always thought Launchpad was a pelican. Turns out, he's a duck with a large chin.
titaniumsnail
He isn't a pelican??? My childhood is a lie!
DatDarthCaedus
Well, his last name IS McQuack, not uh... McPelicanSounds?
callmesmitten
I refuse to show my kid the new version. Having her watch the OG with the super catchy theme song.
Dagordae
What a sad and pathetic person you are. I mean, this is just a special level of petty.
jscheel
You’re doing her a dirty. The new DuckTales is awesome.
TooDeepInComplaints
I'm not sure if you know, but the theme song is the same. I grew up with OG, and this ROCKS!
TheMouseOfMadness
So you're showing your daughter the one where Webby is an annoying burden on everyone, not the one where she's a badass? Interesting choice.
Mostlybored
Dude you're 100% missing out. I grew up watching the original and I love it. But this? It's witty, heart warming, better characters, and 1/?
Mostlybored
The same theme song. It's very aware that it can't give you the same feeling the OG version does, but it doesn't let that weigh them down.
sangheraj
Monkey brain says change bad!
pokebug666
Mandrill brain says change is good.
Keairan
Dude, Webby isn't an annoying stereotype and the triplets aren't a creepy gestalt. That right there is a vast improvement character-wise.
Dagordae
They give a sympathetic and incredibly meta justification for Donald’s insane temper that actually fits perfectly with how the character is
Dagordae
Handled in every media. They actually properly justified a comedic character flaw that’s been there for 70+ years and made it a plot point.
[deleted]
[deleted]
hereforthekittenpics
Dom and sub culture
HandoB4Javert
LooseyGooseyBrett
Nope. A human fucked a duck.
LordHosk
are we still talking about ducktails or should we send the police round your house?
MrStealUrChange
Heathen
SanchoPliskin
Homo platyrhynchos?
dogmatix
maybe...maybe. I just assumed it was a cartoon.
Mxlespxles
GorgeousLikeAHorseIs
Like Animals and animals in the "Wicked" (Wizard of Oz) universe.
QuartzPoker
Same. Or monkeys and squirrels.
Orionsdick
Maybe they’re aliens, like Howard the Duck
Mostlybored
Fun fact. Howard the Duck isn't an alien. He's actually from Duckworld a different universe and got thrown into the Marvel universe. 1/?
Mostlybored
It's always been heavily implied that Duckworld and Ducktales are in the same universe. With Marvel owned by Disney, it's not insane.
lwoshea
So... if he's from a different planet... in a different universe... how is he not an alien?
Mostlybored
Great question. You're totally right, he would be an alien. Lol.
Painkiller1020
Walt Disney actually confirmed that "smart cloth wearing" animals and regular animals coexist in that world.
RideTheStimutacs
And yet they still haven't figured out pants.
TriageKing
Like Goofy and Pluto, both are dogs
YouBeTrollin
Is that "smart cloth-wearing" or "smart, cloth-wearing"?
AnApologeticCanadian
Yes
xHeroOfTimexx
It’s smart-cloth wearing
waargarbl
smart-cloth, wearing
agonarch
Ah so like kill-la-kill? The clothes are in control?
Putitinyomama
Raileks
for Harambe?
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
pokebug666
Sci-en-tif-ic-ally-acc-ur-ate Ducktales, woo-oo!
gilliamv
BlueDsc
Thanks, I hate it.
Radix865
Wait till you see the whole thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBJ9mL9OJx0
SamanosukeOnimusha
YaketyYak45
Putitinyomama
Weeow
It's Badgey!
LanceCorporalBadger
That’s not how you spell badger