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Jun 4, 2022 10:22 PM
criticalmassdriver
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Couchwarrior1337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toKSJqwO02I And it's not even french haute couture.
DCon101
Now I know what "bougie" means
VikingHobbit
Would it be better or worse if it was the Boogieman?
Iatesomecoffeecups
I cant sleep theres a bourgois man under my bed telling me that the free market will regulate itself
Obligatorydownvoteguy
Worked in hospitality for the new star search with arsenio way back, had a celeb who had it in his contract he wouldn’t spend one
Iaimtomisbehave
". . . some sort of Bougie Woogie music m'lord . . ." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj_lZ4hkJd8
Cataleast
I find odd enjoyment in the fact that this only works in text... Unless there are a lot of people who mispronounce "bougie" :)
FrankensteinsMonstersSweatyBallBag
This made me dad laugh. One, solitary, exuberant, “HA”.
mithiwithi
jethz
Well get down and boogie and become risky.
LaffertyDanie1
Hush little baby don't say a word
pixelsnader
Bougieman and Bobine-boy.
Ste505
RedBlueGreenRedBlueGreen
The completely ignored shotgun blast through the door. The details! Old Simpsons was so good.
istry555
Sometimes... things that are expensive... are worse.
Mooseman1991
Actually prefer something in a lower thread count. Higher thread count tends to feel warmer and I sleep hot. Also the texture on the skin
martineb72
Micro fibers seems to get the same feel of high thread count but at a lower thread and better ventilation.
Mobouncetotheoz
Have you tried the bamboo? They're the coolest I've experienced
Mooseman1991
I have, you are right they sleep cooler
kaiserkevin
Idk that criticism seems kinda petite.
OnyxPrimal
I now want this as a childrens book.
BulkSausage
"Ohhh...is that Egyptian cotton?"
FeedTheRats
Acurate but it needs someone like McConnell or mr burns as a face
EyeRollAtLife
What scarry hellishness is that from?
ProtoSynnic
I also wish to know about this physical deformation causing hell.
BulkSausage
A 3 minute short called The Rake https://youtu.be/e8lz-VWYMe0
Obligatorydownvoteguy
Minute in the green room unless the sheets were 400+ thread count
meskarune
I have allodynia and legit cannot stand any lower quality fabric on my skin, it physically itches, burns or just feels awful.
meskarune
If traveling was part of my job and I could get away with it, I'd have the same in a contract
OrkenMork
My wife chuckled, so it's pretty funny!
BambooMan744
So Daniel Levy is under his bed?
SubiBryant
My idiot friend doesn't get it, help me explain it to her please.
3rdoption
I wouldn't hang out with such a dumb friend. It could rub off.
SubiBryant
Thanks guys. I'll tell my friend.
WasteGameOnPoint
Wardonk3y
Like sleeping on tree bark.
ricpaul
"Bougie" means spark plug in Dutch (while probably being a French word in origin). They have different threads. I didn't get it either... :)
d0o0o0d
Fairdinkums
Being bougie is creating an air of wealth or upper class status on someone/something, literally and as a joke/insult.
somnif
It's a truncation of Bourgeois (and/or Bourgeoisie). Yay french words!
Lulabel73
factcheckmate
Bougie is slang for borgouise, I think
criticalmassdriver
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bougie
knobhoblin
I've known about bougie for years but this is the first time I've seen it written... Fascinating!
criticalmassdriver
https://www.furniture.com/mattress/guide/glossary/thread-count
criticalmassdriver
Typically the higher the thread count the more expensive and supposedly softer and silkier.
RadioSilenceDW
Ill be honest I thought 2077 came up with the whole bougie thing.
ddbrown30
That's like kids thinking dance moves originated in Fortnite.
RadioSilenceDW
How do you know that they didnt? That the fortnite devs laundered all their money in a time machine and gave the stars the dance ideas
Mas7er
You can't even tell above 600 thread. Wake up sheeple!
LordOfBorkness
The higher thread stuff will feel that way for more wash cycles
TheDrunkenWrench
As they wear in they get SO soft in the higher thread counts. The lowers just tear.
Frederf
A lot of the higher counts are inflated by being double or triple bundles.
Ryebread91
So it's like a bunch of cables made into a sheet?
JoshuaHarazin
Also, the ultra-high thread counts found in microfiber sheets are nearly meaningless. They're just adding short threads, barely "woven" in.
ImNotMoodyImJustDramatic
That’s true depending on the type of thread.
stukajr
It's supposed to be 400 count, Egyptian cotton - anything above is the thread too thin to get the higher count.
DALLASLAVOWNER
not by touch but higher count tends to last a bit longer, especially if you use a laundromat dryer
icefire555
My partner said that to me but with tip and filtered water. They where shocked when I called them out every time they snuck me tap water.
meskarune
A lot of tap water is nasty tasting
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
You can but you need to make sure you're buying quality cotton. Long staple, supima, Egyptian cotton.
theshinobi23
I actually prefer 150. Has a nice solid smoothness, and holds the cold from before I get in bed a lot longer. Also stays warm longer when I
theshinobi23
Have to get up to go pee in the middle of the night.
stukajr
Quality of the cotton comes into play over the count of thread. 200 count is my game, otherwise it's satin sheets for the special night.
XXXSpork
Maybe a peasant like you can’t but someone with a refined epidermis such as myself can
MisterLemons
Your mother has a refined epidermis
thinkybrainpains
percale long thread please
YouCanCallMeCal
You absolutely can and it is more about the breathability of the fiber than thread count. Fight me
ChaoticGoodTransGirl
I have no idea how even tell the thread count of anything, but as a neurodivergent person i imagine someone out there absolutely can. If i
ChaoticGoodTransGirl
had a nickle for every time i was told i shouldn't be able to feel or hear something, or that those lights can't possibly be too bright, or
ChaoticGoodTransGirl
any number of sensory things i shouldn't experience, allistic people would think I'm one of the good autistic people(we only matter when we
ChaoticGoodTransGirl
we're rich/profitable) instead of just weird.
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
Yeah, texture is a huge deal for me. Wrong texture and I am not wearing or sleeping in it!
3rdoption
I thought a bougie was a kind of pet bird.
Muunk
I thought it was a small surfboard
Cataleast
No, it's what air force pilots call hostile aircraft.
TheSuspiciousWombat
No you're thinking of boogie board. Bougie is a very light brown colour