When you've heard one too many jokes about your height

For our short-tempered friends

"Guess you can't call him your little brother anymore, eh?"
"Oh, sweet, I needed an armrest."
"I guess in your case we'd just call it golf."
"Sorry, you must be this tall to ________."
"Can you pick that up for me? You're closer."

And for those who find being the bigger person exhausting

"How's the weather up there?"
"So I'm guessing you like basketball..."
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"Hey, can you hand me the ladd- oh, nevermind."
"Whoa, long way up."