Secret Santa delivered!

I was so freakin excited when I saw what this was! Box was impressively big, for what I expected.

Peaches the dog for scale

That’s me!

What a comical Christmas card! Delightful!

Here’s the left side. Word to your pibble, I’m sure he was a great doggo, but now he’s up in doggy heaven, livin’ it up. Peaches got a big hug from you

Right side, @Vhaeraunite

First look inside and hooooly sheit man this is like 4 gifts! What a dope ass stranger form the Internet!

1st thing I took out was this weird ass hexagon saying it was a chocolate frog. (I’m kidding I know it’s from Lord of the Rongs)

Item #2 was this, you can read the box. Veritably cool and dope

Peaches agreed, veritably cool as well as dope.

Box #3, the gifts just kept coming!

A survival kit! This was by far one of the coolest gifts I’ve gotten, hella useful for when you find yourself lost in the woods or Walmart

From left to right; credit card sized multi purpose tool, garrote for stranglin’ bitches and/or sharp wire for sawing logs, emergency blanket in case you need to be a chipotle burrito, compass, whistle, multi tool with screwdriver etc, magnesium bar with steel for starting fires and/or just playing with sparks, and the water proof case.

But hwait, thare’s more!

A Christmas sackboy plush toy from Little Big Planet! I didn’t even mention this to my SS, but LBP was the first game I ever got for my PS3 (may it Rest In Peace) and this reminds me of a lotta fun memories. Great gift!

Also, dog safe bubbles! Thats incredible! Some may say, even incredibubble! (haha) Peach was kinda spooked yet intrigued when I blew them, too bad I didnt get it on video

And oh my god literally the most useful thing I’ve ever received on earth as I go to Targé all the time and I have like zero money because I buy too much from Targé.

And then with the targé card comes holy shit man! A fiddy dolla steam card! WHO JUST BE GIVING 50$ VIDEO GAME MONEY TO A STRANGER? that plus the other 25$, bruh.

Ain’t stopping yet, @Vhaeraunite packs a tin full of HOMEMADE dog treats for my dog shaped like...

Dinosaurs! THE STRONGEST OF SHAPES!

Ariel view of the loot, I still can’t believe there were so many gifts. Thank you so much @Vhaeraunite, so generous, that you’d spend what I’m guessing is at least 100$ on a stranger. Faith in humantity restored. Merry Christmas everyone!

Oh and I didn’t forget! For my protronous I got Saladbar Slithering, cool af.