Somebody in the United States has no clue that this is their last weekend with all ten fingers

Jun 27, 2025 7:55 PM

Be careful you beautiful bastards. Keep those freedom digits safe.

There's signage posted all over the community that fireworks are prohibited, but trust me they'll be doing it anyway.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Be safe and respectful when launching fireworks.
If there is a wildfire risk, don't launch fireworks or go somewhere safe to launch them.
If you're in the city and can go to somewhere more remote to set off fireworks, please do. If not at least limit your fireworks to 10:30 or before.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fuck I forgot it was coming up. Time for non stop explosions for a week+

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No no, please Fuck Around like you can afford healthcare, Shirley you'll never have to Find Out.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Additionally, this is the last weekend someone doesn’t have a hurt butthole.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck! I lost my goddam pinkie!

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Going to a place where fireworks are prohibited on the 4th. Its going to be amazingly quiet.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I know that place... doesn't everyone just fire guns into the air instead?

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HA! dreamer.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Its a state park on an island where the people that run the park will enforce the rules but they most likely won't have to because everyone knows they're prohibited.
Dreams can come true with effort :p

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dang. I need a place like that for my dog. Where I live it's prohibited, and stupid dangerous, but really common.

Wildfires are no joke, please don't set fires on top of dried grasses and bushes.

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