Adventures in Door Dashing 11/14/24

Nov 15, 2024 3:14 PM

We picked up a delivery for our one of our local Dollar Generals. (The good one with the public bathroom, not the other one that pretends they don't have one.)

They ordered:
6-pack of Coke x3
20 oz Coke. For, you know, when the first 18 bottles just aren't quite enough.

The delivery instructions warned us about an aggressive chipmunk that hangs out under their porch, but we didn't get to see it.

The 18 pack of coke is for the squirrel who is going through withdrawals. Because last time someone delivered 400 ounces of coke he burrowed into the plastic bag.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

20 oz ≈ .089 stone or 570 grams

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

My guess is the 18 are going in the fridge/etc, while the single (which you probably grabbed from a fridge) is meant to be drank right away. I do similar when I forget to buy a case of soda, cause I want something to drink now, but also need the rest for the upcoming couple weeks.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I kinda want to see the aggressive chipmunk.

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

I have a few, they are more like aggressively begging. Will dance around to get your attention. Funny as hell

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is one that wakes me up outside nearly every morning. I thought it was a bird and finally got curious enough to luck and this fuck is just sitting there in the neighbors driveway chirping away. ugh

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Territory call. You can try to challenge it. But you'll have to get close to it's sound to be recognized. Then it'll either give up it's territory, or fight you

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0