Mar 9, 2023 8:56 PM
peruvianfightingmidgets
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Filanwizard
rejectednipplepiercing
@People in RHD countries
Skooz
External combustion engine: the peak of human engineering.
cargys
That's some twisted metal shit right there
KiwiStag
I seen a Lada do that too.. Well it was under the bonnet.. but still.
GRaffted
During the 90’s in South Africa those flamers were installed on both sides of a car. An idea to deter car jacking.
adelive
haha :D
Valatros
Fuck yeah, Twisted Metal is BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER BABY
StillAKidAtHeart
itsallaboutthecones
Keerrrrchoooowwww
HollerinAtTheVoid
It’s only street legal in Florida
CzarNiche
Thumper, is that you?
Mumbles79
Is there a similar option available for tail lights? That would help with those who want to ride may bumper with their brights on.
bobbo007
I'd be going to jail after about 2 minutes behind the wheel.
TheFeralDog
How you gonna got to jail when you could just burn the cops car when they get close
Because after I'm behind the wheel for 2 minutes I'm gonna be most on fire
nintyuk
"Now 007 please do pay attention to your surroundings when using this feature" Q
userfriendly19777
jgjgjgjgjgjgjg
What about rear lights? 007 stuff.
isetprettygirlsonfire
As we call it, give em the highbeams
Daywalker27
v
Basterdsugar
Why would you arm slow people with flamethrowers?
Sechran
Dodel1976
Need this in the UK rn.
DrSharkbite
coothlesscthulhu
That's wheelie cool
Tarmaccian
THREE DAYS ONLY AT THE COLISEUM! Bob’s Monster Truck Mash! See Bus-a-saurus Rex! Twelve tons of grinding yellow metal! BE THERE!
xiconfjs
MuffinProof
GrizzlySaint
Movie?
DrWolfram
Idiocracy
TheDaharMaster
WTF NO SOUND????
just4thelolz
*Americans cheering*
ProlapsingPrincess
https://youtu.be/86E9d5PMCxA
tiderfish
Wonder if the Pryor are on a level switch so they fire automatically. Cause the last thing I’d want to do is let go of the wheel to activate
phattyduck
The wheel ain’t doing much with the front in the air anyway… (often these wheely vehicles have individual rear brake controls for that) The
RabidCharcuterie
HumanCats
markm0101
Must be for the new Bond movie
tygerpsimatrix
James Bond in "No More Fucks To Give!"
CaptainThePirate
Twisted metal was fun.
RibbleTPibits
Thumper
Pro tip: never shoot your flamthrower into the wind! I've learned the hard way
drcookieninja
Second pro-tip: burnt up wrecks often travel even slower than speed limit.
3Davideo
You ever see something where you go, "Oh, I bet this would be interesting to - oh they were the one to post it in the first place."?
Yes! Lol
BarnyShark
Well, I hope the hood and undercarriage are fairly well fireproofed, because if the car is moving forward it's just gonna flambé itself.
ArcheoSpectre
Just gotta drive in reverse right?
livingonagiantfireball
Would be better for rear or side, for cop car chsing you.
CptJohnYossarian
I've heard of people in Johannesburg kitting their car out with loads of deadly stuff like this.
MillenniumFalcon
Beef ragoutCheese soufflePie and pudding "en flambe"We'll prepare and serve with flairA culinary cabaret!
Ps991
Uh doy, can't you read, it's for when they're going slow... /s
Well, I mean, "slow" on my daily commute down I-95 is like only 70 in a 65mph zone, so that shit is completely relative lol
barnsandnobel
Yea idk why they didnt put it on the tail lights for tailgaters.
techymonkey
Because people going slower than you apparently need to be murdered outright.
clamdriver
007 level shit right there.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Yeah, but how much fun would reverse donuts be.
At total blast until your dad comes out and yells at you for tearing up the lawn while your mom cries cuz the azaleas she planted are toast
I think i just wrote a country song
Don't you use dem fancy physics on mah flamethrower headlights!
Housemaster
Ive been on the interwebs since the late 90s and this is probably my favourite comment of all time
Stick around a few more decades and I might think of one even better. ;)
Clockworkdancerobot
Flamethrower rules. "And yet again, some idiot doesn't lean into it, and ends up on their back with flaming goop raining down on them."
iDontBelieveInIsms
NonstopRampage
..well THAT'S an image
MadHat
I wonder how exactly those flames operate while going 60 mph though ??
weissse
This is a Lada WAS 2101 and wont go this fast :-)
TacoPoweredHelicopter
Internal combustion
AllisDashChalmersWasAnInsideJob
We heard you like combustion so we put some external combustion to roast your internal combustion
postpartydepression
It's actually for those who would rather just kill themselves than be stuck behind a slow moving car
Also if you burn that slow car in the left lane, It's gonna get slower
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
akspartankiiier
What movie is this
Waterworld
That’s it! I knew it looked familiar
imgursample
If the flames come out at 10mph when the car is stationary then they should come out at 70mph going 60 right. Hold my beer, let’s see.
craque
the napalm or whatever the fuel is yes, but the flames? maybe not
jtc316131415
The air in front of the car is not moving though, I'm sure 70mph fuel and 10mph fuel burn differently
wildebeestsarepeopletoo
Sound logic.
bfbzlug91
Back it in at home and never have to shovel snow off the driveway again.
PimpinKen
Provided you have a driveway that is level
Genius.
Pretty sure some dude got arrested for something like that.
Drideon
Mercia? Home of the free guns and all that shit where they only let you use them to kill kids. I’m Mercian, I can say that.
flamethrowers are a different matter- even if you made one JUST to deal with "a thousand pounds of white bullshit" every year.
Filanwizard
rejectednipplepiercing
Skooz
External combustion engine: the peak of human engineering.
cargys
That's some twisted metal shit right there
KiwiStag
I seen a Lada do that too.. Well it was under the bonnet.. but still.
GRaffted
During the 90’s in South Africa those flamers were installed on both sides of a car. An idea to deter car jacking.
adelive
haha :D
Valatros
Fuck yeah, Twisted Metal is BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER BABY
StillAKidAtHeart
itsallaboutthecones
Keerrrrchoooowwww
HollerinAtTheVoid
It’s only street legal in Florida
CzarNiche
Thumper, is that you?
Mumbles79
Is there a similar option available for tail lights? That would help with those who want to ride may bumper with their brights on.
bobbo007
I'd be going to jail after about 2 minutes behind the wheel.
TheFeralDog
How you gonna got to jail when you could just burn the cops car when they get close
bobbo007
Because after I'm behind the wheel for 2 minutes I'm gonna be most on fire
nintyuk
"Now 007 please do pay attention to your surroundings when using this feature" Q
userfriendly19777
jgjgjgjgjgjgjg
What about rear lights? 007 stuff.
isetprettygirlsonfire
As we call it, give em the highbeams
Daywalker27
Basterdsugar
Why would you arm slow people with flamethrowers?
Sechran
Dodel1976
Need this in the UK rn.
DrSharkbite
coothlesscthulhu
That's wheelie cool
Tarmaccian
THREE DAYS ONLY AT THE COLISEUM! Bob’s Monster Truck Mash! See Bus-a-saurus Rex! Twelve tons of grinding yellow metal! BE THERE!
xiconfjs
MuffinProof
itsallaboutthecones
GrizzlySaint
Movie?
DrWolfram
Idiocracy
TheDaharMaster
WTF NO SOUND????
just4thelolz
*Americans cheering*
peruvianfightingmidgets
ProlapsingPrincess
https://youtu.be/86E9d5PMCxA
tiderfish
Wonder if the Pryor are on a level switch so they fire automatically. Cause the last thing I’d want to do is let go of the wheel to activate
phattyduck
The wheel ain’t doing much with the front in the air anyway… (often these wheely vehicles have individual rear brake controls for that) The
RabidCharcuterie
HumanCats
markm0101
Must be for the new Bond movie
tygerpsimatrix
James Bond in "No More Fucks To Give!"
CaptainThePirate
Twisted metal was fun.
RibbleTPibits
Thumper
isetprettygirlsonfire
Pro tip: never shoot your flamthrower into the wind! I've learned the hard way
drcookieninja
Second pro-tip: burnt up wrecks often travel even slower than speed limit.
3Davideo
You ever see something where you go, "Oh, I bet this would be interesting to - oh they were the one to post it in the first place."?
isetprettygirlsonfire
Yes! Lol
BarnyShark
Well, I hope the hood and undercarriage are fairly well fireproofed, because if the car is moving forward it's just gonna flambé itself.
ArcheoSpectre
Just gotta drive in reverse right?
livingonagiantfireball
Would be better for rear or side, for cop car chsing you.
CptJohnYossarian
I've heard of people in Johannesburg kitting their car out with loads of deadly stuff like this.
MillenniumFalcon
Beef ragout
Cheese souffle
Pie and pudding "en flambe"
We'll prepare and serve with flair
A culinary cabaret!
Ps991
Uh doy, can't you read, it's for when they're going slow... /s
BarnyShark
Well, I mean, "slow" on my daily commute down I-95 is like only 70 in a 65mph zone, so that shit is completely relative lol
barnsandnobel
Yea idk why they didnt put it on the tail lights for tailgaters.
techymonkey
Because people going slower than you apparently need to be murdered outright.
clamdriver
007 level shit right there.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Yeah, but how much fun would reverse donuts be.
BarnyShark
At total blast until your dad comes out and yells at you for tearing up the lawn while your mom cries cuz the azaleas she planted are toast
BarnyShark
I think i just wrote a country song
just4thelolz
Don't you use dem fancy physics on mah flamethrower headlights!
Housemaster
peruvianfightingmidgets
Ive been on the interwebs since the late 90s and this is probably my favourite comment of all time
just4thelolz
Stick around a few more decades and I might think of one even better. ;)
Clockworkdancerobot
Flamethrower rules. "And yet again, some idiot doesn't lean into it, and ends up on their back with flaming goop raining down on them."
iDontBelieveInIsms
NonstopRampage
..well THAT'S an image
MadHat
I wonder how exactly those flames operate while going 60 mph though ??
weissse
This is a Lada WAS 2101 and wont go this fast :-)
TacoPoweredHelicopter
Internal combustion
AllisDashChalmersWasAnInsideJob
We heard you like combustion so we put some external combustion to roast your internal combustion
postpartydepression
It's actually for those who would rather just kill themselves than be stuck behind a slow moving car
drcookieninja
Also if you burn that slow car in the left lane, It's gonna get slower
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
akspartankiiier
What movie is this
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Waterworld
akspartankiiier
That’s it! I knew it looked familiar
imgursample
If the flames come out at 10mph when the car is stationary then they should come out at 70mph going 60 right. Hold my beer, let’s see.
craque
the napalm or whatever the fuel is yes, but the flames? maybe not
jtc316131415
The air in front of the car is not moving though, I'm sure 70mph fuel and 10mph fuel burn differently
wildebeestsarepeopletoo
Sound logic.
bfbzlug91
Back it in at home and never have to shovel snow off the driveway again.
PimpinKen
Provided you have a driveway that is level
peruvianfightingmidgets
Genius.
NonstopRampage
Pretty sure some dude got arrested for something like that.
Drideon
Mercia? Home of the free guns and all that shit where they only let you use them to kill kids. I’m Mercian, I can say that.
NonstopRampage
flamethrowers are a different matter- even if you made one JUST to deal with "a thousand pounds of white bullshit" every year.