Badly Drawn thingies I drew for my friends

#1 Magic (AM) - "I'm getting eaten by steaks on a date"

I guess you can say he made a big miss-steak

#2 Homestuck (CP) - "I am driving with a puzzled look because of strange texts asking me weird questions"

Don't text and drive kids. It ain't good.

#3 I Colored His Geography book for a Quarter (DC) - "I ripped my Dick"

Get it? Cause Dick is another way to say Richard

#4 Girl Simon (C) - "I threw Donald Trump into the abyss"

Bye bye Mr.Trump

#5 Graham Cracker (G) "Mao Zedong is awkwardly hitting on me"

"起来！不愿做奴隶的人们！"

#6 主席 (HS) - "Evil world conquering blender is chasing me"

I for one welcome our new blender overlords

#7 Issues lady (IG) - "I have issues finding issues"

She has issues

#8 S.S.S. (JB) - "I'm thinking of something that my friend can draw for me"

He didn't think of a thing for me to draw in time so I drew him thinking

#9 Buzz (J) - "I shot my friend"

His friend is British

#10 Statefarm (JH) - "Ronald McDonald stole my sombrero"

gosh darn it Ronald

#11 Drugs (JB) - "I took a bite out of Obama"

"security!"

#12 I Thought He Was Gay (GG) - "Mr.Stroyne ate my shoes"

Our engineering teacher gets slightly hungry at times

#13 BTD Josh (JT) - "I'm intensely studying for my exams"

Finals... nuff said

#14 Bieber (J) - "I proved that Bush did 9/11"

Samadhi fire can't melt Stygian Iron Beams. 大闹天宫 was an inside job.

#15 Didn't Contribute to One of Our Labs (LJ) - "I punched Rudolf in the face"

FALCON PUNCH

#16 Math Class Go Game (L) - "While my pet dinosaur pees in my pool with his dino genitalia, I am getting eaten by a giant venus

Darn it Steve

#17 More (MS) - "I'm falling through a bottomless pit"

he said it was ok for me to draw him like this

#18 N8 Da Gr8 (NJ) - "Jake the Dog bit my butt"

ALGEBRAIC!

#19 Banana Peel (NM) - "I'm eating Peanuts"

peanuts

#20 Claims He Can Stir Fry me (NA) - "George beat me in a game of Ping pong. Cause that would be hilarious"

I can totally beat Nick in a game of Ping pong.

#21 Fought him for a bottle of Fanta (N) - "Someone threw a water balloon at me"

yeah... this one wasn't funny or creative. I wasn't given much to work with in the first place.

#22 My Cousin the Krabby Patty (P) - "My Cousin texted me asking me weird question"

Her name is Patty. Get it? Krabby Patty?

#23 Mechemellow (RM) - "I kicked Bernie Sanders in the nuts"

Barnie Sandles

#24 Water Ice (R) - "I fell asleep in my suit and now I look like s**t"

fancy s**t

#25 Suma Wrestler (RS) - "I wrestled a Sumo wrestler"

Suma vs Summo

#26 Cinnamon Stix (RS) - "Obama ate my parents"

Ruben still owes me a pen
and maybe an banana

#27 齐天大圣 (SS) - "I pied Mario in the face with cherry pie"

I don't know how to draw a cherry pie

#28 She-Oscar (SR) - "I scared some kindergartner with my bloody face"

boo

#29 The Black Lady/Asian whisperer/Blood Beets (TB) - "I beat up my Physics teacher with Yang"

his physics teacher looks like Einstein

#30 Missing Vowels (AA) - "I asked Donald Trump to build me a wall"

She's one of the nicest people. One simple "Please" and Trump was already working on it.

#31 Duck Queen (CZ) - "I stole Voldemort's nose"

The lord of darkness has nothing on the Queen of Ducks

#32 April (AW) - "I got ran over by a dinosaur"

I wonder who was riding that dino

#33 Captain Sailboat (RH) - "I got knocked off my dinosaur by the person I just ran over"

regrets

#34 Georgey-boy (GB) - "I stole the monkey king's peach"

Sun Wukong is not one to be messed with

#35 Yang XiaoLong (YZ) - "Hitler baked me some stuff"

I would like apologize in advanced

#36 Tah-reeeee-sah (T) - "I hate it when my flying car runs out of gas"

maybe not jet fuel but flying car fuel

#37 Yellow-butt (SH) - "I wish I was One Punch Man so I can punch George"

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH

#38 Kay-something the Monkey King Impersonator (K) - "Santa is riding the bus I'm driving"

Broken sleigh was caused by the same girl that punched Rudolf

#39 I Owe him a Prom Date (SL) - "Yoda stole my lollipop"

delicious the lollipop is.

#40 Cool Rod (RS) - "A lesbian punched me at the beach"

I MAY SKIP LEG DAY BUT NEVER ARM DAY

#41 I Keep on Forgetting His name (CT) - "I sneezed out my brain... which then exploded due to Old Spice powerful body scent thi

SMELLS LIKE POOOOOOWWERRR

#42 H.A.M (SS) - "A seagull flew into my face when I was studying"

darn seagulls

#43 Accent Lady (TM) - "I figured out the Chocolate chip cooky was actually raisin"

hehe. "cooky"

#44 Doorham (VD) - "The Police found my dead corpse lying in the bathroom as an eight-eyed snake bites my booty"

is this nsfw?

#45 Epic Mickey (VL) - "I threw a Harry Potter book"

there's a backstory to this