Kid is going to grow up sassy af

Apr 8, 2026 3:24 PM

fck those subtitles.

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"discombobulate"

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Improv, yes and exercise

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his asshole is both love tunnel and birth canal

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Some women really do say "my stomachs been grumbling" sometimes xD

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Move over epilepsy test

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Where's the fetus going to gestate?

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I'm going to keep it in a box, of course

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I love that his buddy just goes with it, no hesitation. ๐Ÿ˜

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We should all be so lucky to have a friend like that

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Plot twist: These two had never met before that moment, and he still just went with it.

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and then they made out

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can we please stop putting the tiktok BOOM sound effect every 2 seconds? it's really annoying

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best use was in Disco Elysium

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NreHOj3abEk

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2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or...better yet... Downvote EVERY tiktok post into oblivion until these idiots learn to stop spamming us with that Chinese spyware app garbage

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's a spawn of the vine boom. One of the few things that carried over, instead of all the good stuff

3 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

People still use tik tok???

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Iโ€™m assuming itโ€™s about trans something, but what was the actual set-up for this? Opening in โ€œmen get pregnantโ€ doesnโ€™t tell me much.

3 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Ah, i see your a mind of culture as well?

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Can men get pregnant?" is a way to set up a gotcha. It reduces the definition of woman to "thing that can get pregnant", which this lady somehow sees no problem with. Probably because she's an idiotic bigot. Hope she enjoys being a breeding sow.

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it also reduces out a significant population of cis women for a variety of reasons.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

?maxwidth=520&shape=thumb&fidelity=high everyone can put that package soup in the bag now?

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Holy fuck those subtitles are among the worst I've seen. We need to stop this.

3 days ago | Likes 480 Dislikes 9

They are not for you, champ.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

i know holy hell! no way to get rid of them is the problem.

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Well let me introduce you to the concept of engagement farming. Make things *just* shitty enough so people complain about it in your comments but not shitty enough to stop people from watching and you get a lot more engagement and thus more money. Welcome to 2026

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

*hold my beer*
Check out the Burr Archive on youtube :
https://youtu.be/uJ83xaHQJpM?is=ZbVw3l9LSvE9YPpC

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If only we had solved how subtitles should work with the invention ofโ€ฆ *checks notes* subtitles.

3 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Closed captioning has entered the chat

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I stopped watching because of it

3 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Tony Scott challenged a whole generation to run as he ran in Man On Fire. But he had a lifetime of experience. When someone new tries to sprint, we have to allow and expect those first steps to be clumsy.

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Shit, he was doing this kind of subtitling before "Man on Fire"โ€” he first used it in his short remake of "Beat the Devil" in 2002 for James Brown and Gary Oldman's Devil.

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Better than when Ridley Scott challenged a whole generation to run as Elizabeth Shaw ran in Prometheus.

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Consider, if you willโ€ฆ

An animated rotating โ€œbarrelโ€, one word at a time, each word in a different color and typeface. Spelling is determined by the NYSIIS algorithm. The words are timed to be disappearing as the word is said in the audio. Different speakersโ€™ words are identified by a colored dot to the right of each word the speak. As the words animate, they are motion-blurred and leave a trail of sparkles. Random words have rainbow borders.

This is how video editors say โ€œfuck youโ€.

3 days ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

Just a woird of caution: We gtave the death penalty for less than that. Also, don't give RandomTikTokTeen337812 any ideas! :(

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thanks i hate it

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NO, you monster!! Each letter in a different font with random spacing or you get no torture! Preferably going between extremes as often as possible: light/dark, large/small, etc.

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It should use exclusively Windows XP/vista era high contrast palette colors. Also each character should be rotated a random amount between -90ยฐ and 90ยฐ.

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This is the kind of response these dumbass bigots deserve.

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Best response is "Who cares?"

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Uhh it's staged, this is just more shitty ragebait or something... Brainrot is the word? Stupid fake bad content

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What? The whole thing is a bit. They're all doing a bit.

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i think this is a joke both for the right and the left depending on your perspective. It could be mocking either perspective depending on your interpretation of their intentions

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The people who go around asking random college students "can men get pregnant" are 99.9% Kirk-style, right-wing grifters looking for gotchas.

And the correct answer, by the way, is "Yes, some men can get pregnant. Trans men are men. Some of them still have the functional equipment, they just don't want to anymore."

The problem is, the grifter will just cut out everything after the "Yes," and then put you in a video called "Libcuck college students don't know BASIC BIOLOGY" or some stupid shit.

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My favorite answer when I get hit with this is "hell yeah, they can get more pregnant than me!"

Absolutely no conservative is ready to have a frank talk with a medically literate cis woman who has naturally occuring hormone, fertility or intersex disorders. They get SO uncomfortable when you keep it personal, and the "miracle of life" is outed calmly and in detail as simply a flawed reproductive cycle less successful than that of even the simple beasts we farm.

It makes their heads EXPLODE.

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"all things are possible through Christ."

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How do you know sheโ€™s a bigot? And how do you know her pronounces?

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What other freaks would go around asking shit like this from other people? It's always bigots.

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Hey look, another bigot.

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Pronounces....

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The part where she asked ๐˜Š๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฎ๐˜Œ๐˜• ๐˜Ž๐˜ฆ๐˜› ๐˜—๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜Ž๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜•๐˜ต

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I don't know the context here but who says it's not a lead in for an argument that men shouldn't be deciding who can have an abortion? Does that make her a bigot?

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Well... while I support that cause, that's (intentionally or not) some TERF shit.

Trans men are men, but some of them do still have functional equipment even if they don't want it anymore. Those men can, in fact, get pregnant.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Yeah that's what I thought. I thought the dudes were the bigots here.

This bit utterly failed in whatever it was going for.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That person wouldn't be "interviewing" random young people they'd be interviewing boomers and red hats.

But sure, IF that turns out to be the case I'll gladly admit I'm wrong, but I'm sure as fuck not holding my breath on that.

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Because it's not. It never has been. Stop playing devil's advocate. He does fine on his own.

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Careful, once the mob has their pitchforks youโ€™d better be seen with likewise

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I like that she's racist, too. Really completes the trifecta, makes it easy for us to know which dumpster she belongs in.

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No really, in the video she says nothing of race. Unless there's ANOTHER VIDEO? The young male on the left is the one who proclaimed their baby's race

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She said "we need more black fathers" which is a sentiment indicating racism.

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Man you didn't even watch the video, you sure are spam posting the same thing. If you watch it with the sound on you can clearly hear it's the dude himself that says that.

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Yea. Its definitely weird hill to die on...

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What did she say that makes her racist?

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Sheโ€™s white so that makes her racist. /s

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She brought up black men often abandoning their children even though thatโ€™s a stereotype with no basis in fact

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I just took it as we need more father's in the picture type of thing...I think he then made it a black fathers thing cuz hes being witty.

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Uh, that's a lot of words to cram into someone's mouth without consent

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She said "we need more black fathers" which is a sentiment indicating racism.

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The black person said "We need more black fathers" and you assumed the white person said it. Go back and listen again

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He does that, not her. The two guys have several lines that are all jokes about stereotypes.

3 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

She said "we need more black fathers" which is a sentiment that indicates racism.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Nope. He said that.

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She didn't though? She just said "we need more men like you".

3 days ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

She also said "we need more black fathers" which is a sentiment indicating she's racist. Maybe not hateful racist, but casually perpetuating racist stereotypes is also racism.

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She did not, in fact, say that

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Watch the video again more closely this time, it was the father in question who said that. Their voices are very different and helpfully subtitled in different colours so I'm not sure how you managed to confuse the two.

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She did not, the black man did.

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