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I'm no doctor but you might wanna get that checked out
Feb 17, 2016 11:08 PM
FappedInAmerica
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RiverBear
They should have had some melted cheese hanging off the end.
Mynamesnotcool
._.
WeAreJustDustInTheWind
Dominos cuts pizza horrible, almost every time I get a Pizza its hardly cut at all
HypnoChanger
It looks pretty irritated and inflamed. You may want to see your doctor about that.
Oceanmist
It's my dick in a box!
Nightelfbane
So what was their response?
tomedgerry24
NegativePositivePrimitive
Yeah totally not made up
queenoflurking
Still funny.
HonourableJC
RIP Cosmo
ultrabal
What no garlic bread
sarapls
Mad he didn't get the sausage he asked for
kiDDarknessssS
Next time I order I'm gonna put this in the request box if there is one.
queenoflurking
If it works post us a pic.
sorrynotsorryimnotcanadian
Yeah, pretty sure that type of pizza comes with white sauce.
HOTFIER
That's a pretty ballsy thing to do...
iH8myPP
Did Dominos just deep dish you?
Bobdobtherob
Niiiice
thegayestunicorn
Prepare for deep throating
CxTaros
Shouldn't have ordered extra sausage.
snowman520182
Is it made out of dil-dough?
thelazergoespewpew416
What a dick...
lawngnomedia
It's a...It's a....It's a....
TGWeaver
Thelimomon
Risky click of the day.
WhiteGuapo
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liqtphbRSI1qav29fo1_500.gif
Kopachris
It looks like my husband's... http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsG/47937-24449.jpg
flippywizgig
Wish I had a Death to Smoochie gif for this.
marshawnlynchatapressinterviewsaying
What are you, blind? It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! Yeah, it's a penis!
JackDManheim
I see, it wasn't cut
LordGeneralHammerSmash
Dude,fucking dude.*or lady* you fucking win,game over you win.
OneDayIllBeRelevant
If my pizza isn't circumcised, I ask to speak to a manager. It seems like I've been in touch with a lot of managers...
DirtyA
nope, just too small, must have been in the pool.
Chaos2183
Well the domino's person probably assumed it was the usual order his mom gets for the same address
Theunimaginativeone
Half the box is fucking empty bastards
changedAgain
He should get those spots checked out.
FappedInAmerica
You...be caption
changedAgain
Was it always the caption or did you change it? p
FappedInAmerica
I wish I would've added the "spots" part is all...
jaybird2370
Oh I see you ordered the meat lovers.
Puppydonk
Im gonna reupload this with the comment as the title in like two weeks.
SithLordChimichanga
Can we favorite comments yet? Please?
SonOfOden
You ordered a meat lovers but you got that overly greasy bullshit they call "pepperoni".
icyvaynes
Extra lovers.
SpotIsInDaBLDG
Gold
UncomfortableTruths
THAT'S NOT DOMINOES, GET IT RIGHT
DinosaurToastAF
I CANT BREATHE
myfeelingsarehurt
You should probably see a doctor
KnightSlayerTsorig
UncomfortableTruths
oh my god
majer9
It's funny because meat is another name for penis, and the pizza looks like a penis.
RoastedSalted
Instructions unclear. Started crying after attempting to close penis in oven.
DownvoteMeMore
@captainobvious someone is doing your job
TheOGPooner
Yer fun
Grumble128
Goddammit Roethlisberger...
NinjaGrizzlyBear
no no it looks like a well endowed elephant, get it right
GeneralCaptainCrunch
Why would you be mad at that. That is a gift from god.
MonstersUniversityWasOkay
I'll go out on a limb here, and say that dominos in general, isn't a gift from god. Local pizzarias are so much better, at least here in DK.
GeneralCaptainCrunch
Meh, the dominoes near my house is pretty good, but the local pizzarias are also quite nice. Unfortunately, they don't let you add extra (1
GeneralCaptainCrunch
(2 sauce to an order, which is a BIG plus for me.
MonstersUniversityWasOkay
Might try it with extra sauce sometime then, but here it's just more expensive, and you get less value for money. But their dough is great
GeneralCaptainCrunch
I unno, it's cheaper than Pizza Hut and they offer you a free pizza after 6 purchases, so I tend to buy a pizza whenever I have a getogether
MonstersUniversityWasOkay
Pizza hut closed their restaurants here in 2009 :& It's probably because you're in America, that they've so great offers