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zombiekiller0
Real talk tho he is actually kinda crazy he talks a lot about cem trails and how the sky use to be "bluer"
iamkarlpilkington
Billy Corgan is my hero
Fatmonkies
I was thinking this the other day almost exactly. Great minds.
PressureWashington
Goodbye, my youth. Hello, mid-30's.
TheMostSolidSnake
Instantly heard it in my head.
NotHardly
Actually, it does suck the life right out of you ... so, he's not wrong.
ZachTheWombat
You either die a hero or live long enough to become Billy Corgan.
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
I sang the bottom half inadvertently
CoolCatJerry
DasBeaker
I know earth chan.
Mytrashpanda101
Met him once. It went as u thought
ToneyLoo
He hissed at you?
TheBiggestRipOffSinceWebster
Homer Simpson. Smiling politely.
eddieeeeeee69
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST NICOLAS CAGE!
OJT1993
Lifesuckswearahelmet
It is, it will suck you dry, until you are a shell of what you once were. The world truly is a vampire. It's set to drain
GlassCannon570
Are you talking metaphorical, or literal?
DamageAndJoy
NirvanaNik
My parents have told me he's a distant relative of mine. We have the same great grandmother or something along those lines.
ceemars
That's not very distant - you'd be 2nd cousins!
NirvanaNik
I really don't know the details. But I know he grew up a few towns over from me.
MarkOfTheCovenant
Ok but Billy Corrigan is actually fucken bonkers though
iamkarlpilkington
I'm am unashamed fan of his and will say I don't think he's bonkers. He's a grade-A shit stirrer
AndySlash
why can't he be both? because i think he is both.
BlastedSand
God damn he made some great fucking music though
csullivan
It makes me sad that Gish and Siamese Dream were amazing but he’s best known for this garbage song.
Snotty128
There were some great songs on melancholy though
csullivan
Sure. Several. Muzzle. Here is no Why. Tonight Tonight. Love. Porcelina. Bodies.
kibbypie
Love, Bodies, and Thru the Eyes of Ruby were my high school anthems.
SkyeKey
Despite Ellen Page, I am still just a rat in a cage.
QueenofQueensVillains
The impossible is possible tonight Believe in me as I believe in you, tonight
googlediid
And our lives are forever changed We will never be the same The more you change the less you feel
ChaosTheory116
That line always makes me think of Gurren Lagan
GrossIncandescence
I wish he would smile. It would totally disarm me.
69Voltage
sent to draaaaeeeeaaaeeeeaaaaiiiin
JayEnfield
I hear this in Alanis Morisette's voice.
LemonThieves
Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames
clutchthepearls
Well I'll be damned, I always thought it was "seek and destroy us"
69Voltage
And what do I get for my pain?
BromegaShenron
He swore to Joe Rogan he's seen a man shapeshift.
Snaggolicious
I think that's called a omoplata.
imnotryan
drugs are a hell of a......... well............
NinerDuck
I'm going to see Smashing Pumpkins live in Portland in August!
TabletsForPorn
Which Portland?
highexpectations
Probably Oregon
NinerDuck
Yes Oregon
DairyCat
My best friend named her dog Billy Corgi :)
DasBeaker
That is amazing lol
GodEmperor0fMankind
How many times do I have to tell you stupid humans that vampires don't exist!
Mockingbirb
NotAHugeSpider
Listen to him! Also, come to Australia and pet the cute little eight-legged ground koalas.
Mockingbirb
FlatulentFerret
I fart. A lot.
Mockingbirb
Finally someone who's telling the truth at least!
DankDadBod
He’s also into smashing pumpkins
fluhatinrapper
Tater Salad
iamthisguy247
Homer Simpson, smiling politely.
z3lfmoord
The Band suck. I’m from CO so I can say that.
FirePrinceZuzu
You're from what?
z3lfmoord
CO
NachoPete
Carbon monoxide?
z3lfmoord
Yes I live in Carbon Monoxide and now I am dead
beerlady
I like to catapult pumpkins, is that bad?
vaultboyarchie
Only if you’re wrong and a moron
beerlady
I dunno this catapult sends a pumpkin a crazy distance..and we aim at old busses and cars, like golf,before they are sent to the junk yard.
beerlady
A project I have my HS physics class do at a local farm.
ginofgan
Yes. You need to be using a trebuchet.
Notme68
Crushing gourds.
NachoPete
Fairdinkums
Tarantula and Zero are my favorite smashing pumpkins songs
GregoryMegatron
Cherub Rock
Meqad
Cash Car Star
Retkuli
No. He thinks punpkins are smashing.
DAMSK1PPY
TalkingSnake
He is a huge fan of pro wrestling. Which surprised the fuck out of me.
RichCorinthian
Bob Mould of Husker Du and Sugar was a wrestling writer for a while.
RadishIsAMeat
He said this before the WWE killed modern wrestling.
RoncoFoodDehydrator
He’s from Chicago, so....
TalkingSnake
So that explains his purple striped, two foot long penis.
kojenk
/s for the clueless btw
highexpectations
Right! ..just found that out about a week ago
itisafunnystoryifyouignorethetragicelementsandthesenseofdoom
And Trump...
Retkuli
And cat person,which doesnt surprise.
Pandamoniyum
It comes with the territory
nowheressomethingwehopeyoullreallylike
So much so that he bought a defunct promotion alliance organization
Eastcoastthoughtprocess
It wasn’t defunct when he bought it though. RIP.
nowheressomethingwehopeyoullreallylike
I was referring to his purchase of the NWA... they've been defunct since the McMahons walked out on them and went national
ayymamacita
Alex Jones of Tool is also a huge pro wrestling fan.
storebrandproductmascot
I think you mean Adam Jones. Although Billy Corgan has actually been on Alex Jones's show because he's fucking insane.
ayymamacita
My bad. You're right.
TalkingSnake
The world becomes more strange as I age.
TheQueenIsNotAmused
I agree with you, internet stranger.
thesavagery
And despite all his rage, he is still just a rat in a cage.
mancomestotown
Back in 1979 I think
Sorvadi
He makes the bad games
TheDevilsJester
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
ImAFoxButNotReally
But all he just asks is to believe in him as he believes in you, tonight
trailof2000
A rat in a firmament more accurately
mylifeisadarkabysssss
Tell me, he's the only one
guntbagmunkball
Oooh I always thought it was "ready to cave" not rat in a cage.
VladimirsKacs
"A ready" is not proper wordage.
guntbagmunkball
Thanks for the announcement...
27yoUGLYvirgin
There is a particular group of flat earthers who believe forests aren't real. Yes, forests. They are fake and don't exist.
birnamredux
It’s reverse psychology. They are forest trolls who want someone to acknowledge their existence. Particularly unnoticed. Particularly human.
residentolive
Yo dawg I think you got trolled...
Renmazu
Did you just assume forests are real?
frogglesmash
A good portion of them think that gravity doesn't exist, and things just fall because they are denser than air.
thesmelge
To be fair, some of them are so fucking dense, light starts to get trapped in their orbits.
Cruxador
Forests are obviously not real. Ask anyone to show you one, they'll say there's one there but you just can't see it for all the trees.
AnnoyedLynx
Do they also believe that parks aren't real?
I0VE525P00GE
These cunts don’t believe in parks or recreation
TokyosNotFarEnough
They need to head in over to E. TX & spend some time behind the Pine Curtian. Plenty of forrest there for them.
ReturnOfFreudberg
No they don't. Watch the video. You are wrong.
BrianThunderSnakeJuiceSpokesman
That reminds me of the segment of people on Welcome to Night Vale who don’t believe in mountains.
lindltailor
Mountains? More like NOTHINGS.
ElynaerDeiros
I am convinced that these people are just trolling super hard now, it's so ridiculous.
MaidaReptiles
I live in New Hampshire. I sent a picture of myself in the woods to a friend who lives in the city. He said, "Who waters all those trees?"
Dyslexicbirch
I wonder what bullshit they would say if someone took them to see a forest
TheInternetShouldHaveAClosingTimeSoICouldSleep
"These were planted here to make it look like forests are real." -Them... Probably
Dyslexicbirch
Yep totally planted these 50 thousand years ago
I0VE525P00GE
Have you ever seen a forest though? No you haven’t...no one has
Iamlesbian
I think I know what you are referencing and I think its bullshit but I dont respect how misleading you are regarding that conspiracy.
Iamlesbian
are you talking about the notion that any large plateau is actually the stump of a gigantic tree from a lost age crap?
Cruxador
Someone tried to show me a forest once but it was just a bunch of trees standing close together.
Laylah77
Well, at the rate we’re going...
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
If forests aren't real...then what the hell is behind my house!
Showmeyourotters
The bodies, but don't tell anyone else.
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
Ents. Sleep well
GlassCannon570
Alright. Send them to me. I will show them the trees on which they will hang.
Showmeyourotters
I've also heard flat earthers believe mountains are the remains of super old forests so now I'm wondering which is "right"
RandomUsername06
I had a teacher once tell me that he had a theory in the 60’s that everything outside the US was fake. He called it the Lava Lamp Theory
RandomUsername06
Because after 12 hours staring at a lava lamp, that totally made sense
MemeStealingSkeleton
Must have been some good shit they were smoking
helicotrema
I think there was a little more going on to trigger that state of mind than looking at a lava lamp.
agj1337
That and the smoke
Fireninja404
i live in a place where no matter what direction your look outside, there are trees. North? yes, South? yes, Up? yes because mountains
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
But what about down? Huh? HUH? GOTCHA
MemeStealingSkeleton
Nice try new world order shill, you're not fooling me!
amglasgow
[Citation needed]
baconandplagues
I've encountered ones that don't believe in hills. I have no issues with imagining that.
FirePrinceZuzu
Maybe they're Dutch?
baconandplagues
I assumed they were from Kansas
thatiswhyyoushoulddoityourself
Not mountains? Just hills? Quite specific.
baconandplagues
I assume mountains as well, but after they said hills I had a giggle fit and stopped listenjng
lindltailor
Mountains aren't real. Mountains? More like NOTHINGS.
WhiteSavage
And NASA's in on it....
Drbubbles47
Everyone knows forests are real, its mountains that don't exist
steikewaffel
guys, it should be obvious. the whole flat earth thing is trolling to see who gets upset and who is gullible. FE is not real!
UrsusMimas
I work with a guy that 100% believes in flat Earth theory.
steikewaffel
then he's the most gullible twat ever :) As a nutter I believe the whole FE thing is to discredit real truthers! I mean, it's just too dumb.
LimyMage918
How does one never see a forest in person, in their life
AppleyD
Well, for instance,I grew up in the desert. I never saw/experienced a forest until I was in my 20s. I did, however, believe in them so.....
BaronessCephia
Good chunk of North Dakota is nothing but farmland and planted tree lines to break the gale force winds
nommon
I knew a guy in college who grew up in an inner city and had never seen stars in person.
MemeStealingSkeleton
Not even the sun?
Showmeyourotters
To be fair I've grown up in Arizona and can probably count how many times I've been in a forest on my hands.. But that'd still be > 0
agj1337
They were too busy looking at the trees?
RandomAbscessMemories
Deep
sutra46
Slow clap..
bloodtypeinfinity
theloneponderer
Underated comment
tysonwho
Panzieman
ActuallyAPirate
Oooooooooooooooohhhhh deep brah
Andalite
This is an underrated comment
27yoUGLYvirgin
I don't think that even matters. There are millions of people who voted for the embodiment of the swamp to drain the swamp... people believe
27yoUGLYvirgin
Whatever they want to believe. If you're insane there's no rational logic that can help.
ProphetofEntropy
trump said he was going to do somethings america needed, too bad more people didnt see him for the shitty used car salesman he is.
DarkBusterBaron
insane is not the word i would use moronic and stubbornly ignorant come to mine however.
Justbecauseyoudontagree
OH BOY YOU KNOW WHAT IS SORELY LACKING?! THE CONSTANT POLITICAL SHIT THAT DRIBBLES FROM MY MOUTH! I SURE HOPE SOMEONE DISAGREES WITH ME!
NotACanadian
Someone's triggered
OmnipresentRage
I TOO HAVE A BROKEN KEYBOARD! FEAR NOT, FRIEND! I FEEL YOUR PAIN! THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!
RapCatTheRappingestCat
Except hes right tho. Calm down bro
Monkeyscribed
Name checks out
27yoUGLYvirgin
Okay.
BrockEffingSamson
"I don't like corrupt, elitist politicians, so I'm going to vote for a mobbed-up NY millionaire real estate developer." -America, apparently
NewtNewts
Like....the choices weren't fantastic but between Trump who went 'I know politicians can be bought because I"ve bought them" vs Clinton....
27yoUGLYvirgin
Holy shit, this is the first time I'm seeing someone saying that. I've been saying this all the time. He literally bragged about having
NewtNewts
"I don't like corrupt politicians so I'll elect the one who is saying politics is corrupt and wants to fix it over the person ebodying it"
27yoUGLYvirgin
But there was no one like that, what ware you talking about? There was Trump who literally bragged about being the one who fuels the swamp
BrockEffingSamson
I mean, sure, there was no actual evidence of corruption, but everyone *said* she was corrupt, so...President Nazi Cheeto.
tehflan
I mean, there are places without forests. You'd just have to not travel I guess.
TanstaaflTovarisch
Or, you know, read, or use the internet, or watch any form of media, or go on vacation.
27yoUGLYvirgin
No, those are fake. That's the thing. They argue Everything is doctored like NASA's earth pictures etc.
helicotrema
It's all paaaaart of the conspiracy
PseudoEngel
I feel like you can't go far without being near a place with a patch of trees. Maybe they live in a dessert?
PseudoEngel
Desert* Oh goddamn it.
tehflan
Or in the great plains, in a large city, I dunno. The idea is bizarre to me as someone that lives near lots of forested area regardless