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A year ago my fiancée scared me with a cut out of Austin Powers, time for a little payback.
Sep 2, 2016 7:36 PM
CaptainPhil
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ImActuallyAHobbitPleaseTeleportMeToMiddleEarth
abracadabrajahbuloneymahaboneyahyahyah
bdp2016
CAMEL TOE!!!!
startrekreference
Is that a Hawaiian god of winning statue?
JeffGodofBiscuits
Wear gloves when you get it back
sixonefive
I would've expect the camel toe to get mentioned sooner than the fourth comment.
GottaGetUpToGetDown
Take it up a notch to the Home Alone blow up doll. Merry Christmas ya filthy animal?!
kragorin
https://youtu.be/0CV_iEPPlUM
imgursample
+1 for toe.
Howdidjadewdat
Old Spice huh... this muthafuqr wants to smell like a man
yankeemexitico
Ugh you cut out is camel toeing
ImgurAttorney
As a counselor myself, I approve.
orangeoxygen
How are more people NOT discussing the camel toe?
confirmedbunburyist
THAT IS AMAZING.
mnm1969
https://youtu.be/vyZXk90MXxw
houston33
Anyone else thing she had penises on the wall?
echo6mac
Who wouldn't want to see marina sirtis judging them?
irritabletom
Whoa, this is bringing up some fantasies from my teenage years. Marina Sirtis in my shower isn't scary at all.
Klingon00
Hey... http://imgur.com/a3Xp4Gq
Drakhma
i found a website were you can buy a Mini Me cutout, but the link is to long for these comments so msg me ill give ya the link
AnonymouslyGratifying
she's always rocking that camel toe. but in a classy way.
corditedelite
its the half camel
abracadabrajahbuloneymahaboneyahyahyah
Howdidjadewdat
REV0LTE
dayum, son. deanna would scare the shit outta me. srsly.
traken
Deanna looks far less amused than Austin was.
HughLaurie
The next day:
toxcrusadr
"I fold." - Deanna, later during the card game.
Robstar2000
She did fold :)
phishman1
Are there camels in space? We know now...
thebaskett
why do you have wooden spoons in your bathroom?
Salespeoplearepeopletoo
Asking the tough questions
plakiaty
Better question, why don't you?
thebaskett
i keep my spoons in the music box
plakiaty
You clever bastard
IPostedWhat
Hopefully she's into it and OP gets a ménage à troi.
AMRIV
Don't knock it till you Troi it.
Scorchedurth
*rimshot.
accidentalfritata
You should do gay porn
ikealjordan
why do you have wooden spoons on the wall above your toilet...?
softballguy
To scoop out the undigested stuff. That stuff is still good!
chrisdafish
When a plunger isn't enough
fistermatic5000
Yeah that's kitchen décor
TardIsMyRoleModel
To scoop the shit out?
shawnemack
For scooping poop out of the toilet when it clogs
IChangedMyUsernameToDangerous
Siegerose
For times when he's hella constipated, duh.
LaFudge
For scooping out those major shits and flinging them at your enemies.
MarkusJunnikkala
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
BarfingMonkey
Love Paddles
StevenFarmer
Constipation
ElRadis
To scoop the poop inside your butt when you are constipated. Obviously
BeerBatteredandBold
It's all fun and games until someone uses them.
supergreenpasta
I think you know why....
HughLaurie
They ate shit on vacation in Honduras once.
Slicker
Gotta chop up them poops somehow or it wont flush.
Enderman526
For those days that you had a little extra fiber in your diet
DaveTheReaper
dont ask questions unless you really want an answer...
DaveTheReaper
dont ask questions unless you really want an answer...
DrTacticalKeyboard
they are braver than you apparently
chiplizard
That's a paddlin'
ChrisW123456
There is no spoon
MyPatronusIsVernonDursley
Eat shit
keyserv
Some questions are best left unanswered.
cromagnonman
My Guatemalan sisters have the same spoons! They're decorative carvings.
fistermatic5000
But they hang them in the kitchen right?
cromagnonman
Haha yeah the bathroom is an interesting choice to be sure.
friendswithfire
haha hey everybody! This guy doesn't know how to use the spoons!
nosamason
I need to watch that movie again. It was a favorite of mine as a kid.
PlatypusPowersActivate
DataLady
First time Imgur has made me laugh out loud in a while. Well done sir.
friendswithfire
*ma'am ;)
IIOldSnakeII
I think they are used similar to the three seashells.
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
No wonder we skipped the shells. We went straight to the wooden spoons. If only Taco Bell could hurry up and win the fast food war.
IIOldSnakeII
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--ntGI4EtG--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/18wadqx3s4tbngif.gif
Chewthestitches
Let's face it, no one knows how to use the damn shells.
craz3d
What shells?
IIOldSnakeII
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
you don't ?
Chewthestitches
*begins swearing superfluously* who needs em?