Rating all the cats I know about

Name: Mr. Cat
Description: The significant other's outdoor cat, is old and has short bent tail and wonky ear. Lived all over Southern California and tough. Probably the nicest cat in the world when it gets comfortable around people. Will eat treats but not out of your hands.
Rating: 9/10

Name: Kiri
Description: Best friends indoor cat. Is fat shit fuck and has 8 fingers on front paws. Plays high fives with me and won't let me pet her. Lays in weird positions and aims hate towards you.
Rating: 7/10

Name: Daryl
Description: best friends 2nd cat. Named after the guy from the thing. Does flips and smashes head into your hands when he wants to be pet
Rating: 8/10

Name: Mr. Wilson
Description: Best friends outdoor stray that he feeds daily. Is ornery and hisses instead of meowing, eats like a slob and is skinny all the time. Hissed at possum but let it eat food
Rating: 6/10

Name: Kiri 2
Description: best friends 2nd outdoor stray. Sleeps ass to ass with Mr. Wilson like Frank and Charlie does. Curly tail which is cool but also runs away when you try to pet it.
Rating: 7/10

Name: Davey
Description: Is a cat but not actually. Also not my dog but we found it running in the streets. Threw up and jumped over the fence
Rating: 7/10 (docked points cause not cat really)

Name: ???
Description: Neighbors cat that stares at me whenever I go to work. Fuck you
Rating: 5/10

Name: Quad Laser
Description: My cat which is best cat. Fat and sassy with much love to give everyone. Attacked my girlfriend while she slept. Passed away last year but will always be best cat to me
Rating: 10/10

Now send me pictures of your cats and I will rate them with an arbitrary number