For my cakeday I post what I post every year this time:

Oct 14, 2017 7:58 AM

Have warm cold days!

Why don't you just warm your toes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I use socks to warm my toes.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My problem is that you need a collection of alcohol for this. Everytime i buy a bottle its gone before you can blink.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Buy several bottles and watch them and your health disappear too! :D

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

so! not an advert eh!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

NO ADVERBS!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How about just coffee, and choice of hard liquor.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Coffee with brandy is the shit. Known as "carajillo" in Spanish-speaking countries.

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