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Feb 8, 2023 8:16 PM
somethingcleverlol
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Dolenmorgul
I got some miles on tetris if anyone's interested
TheSilverSeraph
Just wait for the operator to select the option
LongoloidFartExplosion
I have over 700 hours in Satisfactory.
KingSnackBird
They should have just used cavalry to snake around and take victory points.
welluhwhatdoyouwantmetosay
HOI4 tips: 1. Produce military equipment instead of mega yachts and palaces. 2. Don't neglect supply. 3. Change out bad leaders.
metalusVerne
In my EU4 game, my Rigan Empire has stomped Russia and conquered Moscow. I suggest Putin surrender unconditionally to Latvia.
solidsnakexninja
About to be dead ass Russians.
heyoo42
I played doctor kids on my iPhone and my local hospital just called me to perform an emergency c-section. This is how it’s gonna go for them
VictusVonGuyver
Is Putin this desperate? Normally you rely on experts who do war game simulations from your CO classes. Gamers are not the people you >
VictusVonGuyver
usually want to defer to. They may have some overlapping skill and thought processes, but still...
flacoloco
on the plus side, less trolls and games are actually becoming enjoyable when online playing
SomewhatSarcastic
jensene12
I wanna see some amazing hackers screw up their game play too and show them how much they suck.
georgedragonslayer
You can have the best people in the world, but if they aren't trained and equipped, they will suck and die.
Northwindlowlander
If the dark elves ever invade france, give me a call
69thStPepper
That's a lot of hours, my man. Like, a red flag's worth of hours, and I'm a pretty regular gamer
EmporerDragon
The grand strategy genre is basically the rival to MMOs for singular games dominating someone's game time.
DeleteDead
Paradox map games are built different. If they get their hooks into you, they'll consume you...
69thStPepper
I have played hundred of hours of Mount and Blade, I am aware, but only hundreds
KiwiGameDev
I… cannot fathom the emotions I’d feel if a fascist used my game to vet generals
MarisFreeborn
"How many drops IS this for you, lieutenant?"
NarahateSelfies
"But how many *combat* drops?"
Giantmutantcrab
May the Wagner group all get 360 noscoped.
sauronater
If he doesn't do well (which he won't, unless some random luck), he had better start avoiding windows, balconies, or cliffs
redfeather1
The suka coward already hides in a bunker.
PolarHailStorm
In this case random luck is the death of Ukrainians. The kid was dead as soon as he showed up, sadly. Rock and a hard place
Rodenbeard
I mean he's in Wagner controlled space, he's already dead.
khora
He wears helmet while at the computer in Moscow.
TheAlviss
Id honestly trust strategy game experts more than inexperienced military commanders. Games are essentially limited simulations.
GWJYonder
If an expert HoI player was put in charge they would probably do better. Until they were murdered because of all the political treachery 1/
GWJYonder
that has helped lead to an environment where leadership made the decisions they did. I'm sure lots of those people that were thrown out 2/
GWJYonder
windows were good strategists. Also while HoI models loss of supplies it doesn't model "15 layers of fraudulent cronies sell part of 3/
GWJYonder
anything that passes through their hands" loss of supplies.
TheAlviss
Oh yeah, 100% agree. Not to mention HOI doesn't account for losses to defection when the propaganda curtain drops.
ElPerroDeLosCinco
I have thousands of hours played in Civilization. I could give him some ideas about what he's doing wrong.
RoyalOss
TommyKay participates in that? Or just randomly the same game? He is very anti Putin/war as far I know.
OurLordandSaviorSkeletor
Not finding any factual evidence on this. Top result (under YouTube videos and a suspended account tweet) is an Ifunny link
PuruseeTheShakingCat
The guys name is Grisha, he posted about it on his discord, it's legit.
OurLordandSaviorSkeletor
Also found a /pol link to an archived/unviewable thread that was labeled the same
Artebudz
Grishnaputin on reddit. One of his comments seems to confirm it
OurLordandSaviorSkeletor
Looking into it more he's most likely not in anyway shape or form actually contributing to tactics. Just propaganda. Also apparently he1/2
OurLordandSaviorSkeletor
Actually believes and supports Russia and thinks Ukraine is full of Neo Nazis or whatever bullshit.
Artebudz
Probably recruited by Wagner to try and bring support to them
Serconas
https://www.reddit.com/user/GrishaPutin/
Serconas
https://www.reddit.com/r/hoi4/comments/10aoquw/i_saw_this_clip_of_grisha_having_a_gamer_moment/
Serconas
/a/0qU524N from the man himself
Serconas
Found a clip of him playing the game /a/uzytopc
Sxualhrssmntpanda
"Aww yiss, I've been training for this my whole life." -That guy, probably
BreakablePotato
"Hold my beer" - drone pilots
subparsubpoena
10 minutes in: *dies*
GibsMcKormik
The Last Starfighter and Enders Game IP holders should sue.
Malachite27
Came to the comments to write this exact thing lol
thetallestninja
Wait Enders Game is a real game?! I got some googling to do.
TheRidg
let me guess you're a third and don't know about the real game?
dontsaymyusername
Third the turd
d0o0o0d
....I've played enough Stellaris and Crusader Kings to know where using Paradox games to simulate reality is gonna end up.
3Davideo
With horrible border gore?
parabolic000
I for one, welcome our new Rogue Servitor overlords.
retnab
Rampant border gore?
soniclettuce
yeah if you want to be good at real war you gotta at least be playing Wargame: Red Dragon
InHarmsWay
Endgame Crisis: Ukrainian Farmers
FreshBundleOfStick
Bonjour, it is I, the blue blob
TheUseriestName
... we become The Crisis?
alcaray
In hoi all you have to do is invade the ports that the ai declines to defend.
Menalaous
Incest?
zok72
With Malta ruling the world by exploiting rounding errors in the economy?
d0o0o0d
....while everyone else is busy with incest and genocide, sure.
nopost
"Did someone say genocide? Fuck yeah!" - least genocidal Stellaris player
GriffinMann41
I'm in this comment and I don't want to be
ztygs
https://youtu.be/O1CQ7Vwz8Eo
EtEllerAndet
GAME SYNC ERROR! ?
OKikkinakla
Glitterhoof?
d0o0o0d
shyriath
Let's get this show on the road, then. I'll get to work on the World Cracker, you change the slavery type to Livestock.
d0o0o0d
WhereIsMyAppleQuava
This gift is gratefully accepted by the Blood Ravens.
TheUseriestName
A Neutron Sweep is far more efficient!
TheFastpaws
Incest?
d0o0o0d
...and genocide!
Dreigiau
Crusader Kings. It's possible, and does cause specific debuffs
againdot
Kill all Xenos? Or, make love with all Xenos? Both are acceptable.
retnab
Flipped a coin, landed on its side. Guess we murderfucking the aliens, Eldar style
3Davideo
Pleasure Seekers civic with Domestic Servants xeno slave entertainers?
wizard07ksu9000
No please don't do that - that's how we got Slaanesh.
whoknowsanymorelol
Russia is gonna split apart ruled by different warlords
RickyIWannaGoFastBobby
My money is on Gazprom PMC to win the power struggle!
kickahippie
Better believe China is frothing at the mouth to swoop in and help “stabilize it” with back breaking un payable loans
Wraid
ilovebigmutts
Curious to see the division of nuclear assets
amglasgow
I hope not, nukes in the hands of random power-hungry warlords is a disaster in the making.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
I fail to see who they could do a worse job than Putin.
TheFastpaws
Better for the world this way.
Frederf
Russian-Ukraine War ends, Russian gains Luxembourg. Ukraine annexes Tennesee.
literallymike
Orcs are gonna orc.
basiccricket8444
Isn't 90% unoccupied?
pullingsixty
I would imagine several years of revolution before a split into factions. One that would likely draw in the rest of the world because nukes
Spooner1
Curious to learn about all the new "nations" and watch them also fall apart in real time...
parabolic000
Balkanization was pretty bad the first time around.
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Irarelypostbutwhenidoitsucks
With nukes for all
aeroz36
The government is garbage, but the people at this point are victims. You could see it with how so many fled the draft
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
Most people there are supportive of the government or apathetic.
CloakedFigure
Yeah but what about their nukes
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
If they're going to be infighting, it'll be for them to figure out.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Poorly maintained to the point of unusable and much of their delivery systems were sold off to fund the oligarch’s personal interests.
Sarnion
I wish that was true...
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Didn’t say it was ALL of them
RalphH
Do not hope for it, this means the bloodbath is just starting.
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RalphH
i was more thinking of kachastan, usbekistan, turkmenistan, .... But yes, China and NKorea will will also be 'fun'.
MrOne2
whoknowsanymorelol
already reports than a high ranking Russian official is starting their own private military
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