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Paris was a flop. Finland got 0 medals. Some greek Royals got divorced. Trump will lose, as aspargus has foretold.
Sep 8, 2024 11:14 PM
hsalonen3000
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Paris was a flop. Finland got 0 medals. Some greek Royals got divorced. Trump will lose, as aspargus has foretold.
madvin
She really didn't try hard... And she failed on the OG... She probably hates the frenches... mouarf!
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
Claudia Sheinbaum was elected as Mexico's first female president this year.
CrazyLikeEd
I think we all saw that guy *flop* almost over the high jump bar
ChickenLips2000
Ooh, asparagus! She's obviously not mental and should be listened to intently 😅
SpartaWolf117
fortune tellers are all frauds, though hopefully she's rights
BlueskydragonFX
210 hateful comments on how DT is the best blah blah blah. Fuck the Daily mail and their hateful commenters.
corpofilth
chef4evr
Raygun
Bumbleflarts
Does she get paid for this? Coz I’m poor, so I Fucken divinate on piss stinker sticks all day long
ToSisPoS
Raygun did flip around, as did the pole vaulter.
Hexrowe
Sauce for your veggies https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12926113/ssparagus-fortune-teller-2024-royal-divorce-female-president.html
Mattnader
I think the flop was break dancing
joshzsmith
I don’t think we’ll see a female president before 2025 unless something terrible happens.
cedrychskye
Technically, that's true because they don't take office until Jan 20th the following year, after the vote.
Feralkyn
Oh, huh, her prediction was from January. "The tipster also foresees the US electing the first woman president, denying both Joe Biden and Donald Trump a second run in the White House."
Feralkyn
Also: "Deaths among world leaders will occur and the United States will see their first female president." let's fuckin hope Putin eats shit. C'mooooon ASPARGUSLADY
gryzlock
The Paris Olympics were not a flop. They did reasonably well with a $10 billion budget, which is incredibly low compared to other Olympic budgets. There was joy and camaraderie during the event (although not perfect for all the reasons one can think of). Also, they didn't build a ton of infrastructure that is going to be obsolete just after the games.
SirWadeWilson
That asparagus better be right about Trump
MyCatIsMissingAnEar
This quote, out of context, pretty much defines how I intend to summarize how the 2020s were to "the youths" when I am older and want them to stop talking to me.
tumppu
Asparamancer is a job I would not strive for.
Hexrowe
It's the kind of job I might go for were I entirely bereft of either scruples or sense.
Psionickitten
I might. How well does it pay?
Kuusiokoloavain
No vähän surullinen torihan tää nyt on mutta Suomi mainittu.
Xionis
Asparamancer and not Asparamagus?
Xerxes4242
Raygun started us off right
Da3n
t9dawg
Article said she talked about Team GB in the Olympics. They didn't flop.
Eh most everything she has predicted has been obvious or wrong.
pls be right about the election.......
tidepool
Broken clock etc etc
LastChans
wouldn't a clock missing hands be broken?
jolem53
Shoot, I’ve been using broccoli. No wonder I couldn’t predict anything.
apneax3n0n
breakdance olympics made this the most successful olympics in history. imagine old greek gods watching at her exibition and thinking WTF?
Problemwoodchuck
If I could photoshop it'd be asparagus instead of a flare
Jodski
Hahaha oh that poor woman
LariCheltsy
Oh that kind of flop.
hayeszc84
Aflareagus
BagOfPrayers
Problemwoodchuck
Bless you
PeachesTheDestroyer
mediumrarechickenstrips
When I eat asparagus, I predict my pee will smell funny.
Targe0
Only if you have the gene to make it smell funny. And then only to the people who have the gene that lets them be able to smell it. Because it involves 2 independent and unrelated genes for them to make your pee smell and also be able to be smelled. Biology can be weird like that.
IgnisInvictus
Every freaking time. I love asparagus though!
awildsforzemon
I call that asparapiss.
Willowknowsall
I predict my pee will smell no different
TinyOctopus
There are some people with a generic mutation where they can't smell asparagus pee. Source is Ancestry.com -
BorkBorkasson
Yep, I can and my wife can, but the first time I mentioned it to my mom, she had no idea what I was talking about. She's never smelled anything from it.
JackieTreehornProductions
are these the same people that think cilantro tastes like soap?
afgncap
No I can't smell asparagus pee but cilantro tastes normal
ChickenROAR
As fortold!
mediumrarechickenstrips
ZeroLyfe
Asparamancer sounds like the least chosen class in an agriculture based RPG.
Artebudz
CanadianCobraChicken
It's a druid/wizard multiclass
Blethigg
And then there's that one min-maxer who works out a broken multiclass combo with it and kills a god at level 5.
akefay
Asparamancer / Compost Master is broken because their bonuses are multiplicative and they stack so if your farm is a checkerboard of compost heaps and asparagus patches you can easily hit the damage cap. Additionally they can cycle Asparagus Wee and Fetid Cloud for some serious crowd control (they can easily keep all adds retch-locked for an entire raid).
Like2Fox
Fuck Daily Mail and everyone who spreads it
bluebombers1411337
Worst rag on earth
BeaverOnFire
PostMoThoin
This is the way
UnsweetenedAlmond
Just read up .... yea fuck the daily mail
UnsweetenedAlmond
I have issues with the sun , being a northerner , I was unaware of issues with daily mail ? Are they too massive pieces of excrement?
Feralkyn
Daily Mail is... really weirdly split. It has a "real" news section with actual reporting, and you see those articles for more serious news. Serious crimes and war reporting go in that category and are surprisingly well-sourced.
The other half of the site/paper is absolute tabloid garbage, with rumor mill drama, celebrity gossip, clickbait and bullshit. It's a bizarre split.
ShoulderDeepWithinTheBorderline
They were pro-fascist before WW2, and haven't gotten any better since then.
thelegendofthetwistednavigator
Other than being fascist, lying pieces of shit (like the Sun but with less morals?) they also put stories in their local papers and then quote the local paper for the national news. The original story rarely has even a hint of truth to it and the embellishment just loads the dogwhisles on top. Local story is a drunken racist saying that a rape is because of immigrants(also fiction), Daily Mail headline is "locals say their concerns over immigrant rapists have been ignored"
Sebastopol140
Paris was a flop? What?
Youhavinagiraffe
That's one if those vaguely worded predictions that you get to decide what it means afterwards
PhailRaptor
Well, there was that one breakdancer. And the French pole vaulter guy. Was she specific on *what* would flop at the Olympics?
naughtyrev
I'm thinking about that dick that flopped against the pole vault bar.
NoodleDragonSoup
Glad it wasn't just me
wadatahmydamie
It’s a vague prediction. Like saying “there will be great disappointment in the Super Bowl.”
Targe0
Because it's all made up bullshit. Fortune-tellers are con artists.
wadatahmydamie
Take that, asparagus seer.
Targe0
She never saw it coming.
jon5465
Think people are generally referring to Raygun sadly.
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
Only the normies.
MrFrAnK9000
They're refering to the fact that Finland got 0 medal. OP is probably from finland
elmesito
Over 50 countries have never won an Olympic medal, so that is a rather easy prediction
DigiT00l
I think the difference is that Finland was expected to get at least something considering historic track record
MeshHatMafia
Literally or figuratively?
MeshHatMafia
Yo for real? That’s a pretty wild statistic
Donaldbain
The opening ceremonies didn't spark joy.
Freak0zoid
They most certainly did
SarcasticComment
it was fine when you aren't a perpetual victim
CoeurFranc
Oh god yes, it was really fantastic and sparked joy, except for the retrograde bigots.
cameloDancer
The Gojira performance definitely sparked joy!
Ladeduh
Greece has no royals. It's a republic.
CAWriter
The monarchy was abolished in 1973, but surviving members of the royal family still use the titles. Apparently the queen was a Danish princess, so they’re connected to that royal family too.
Ladeduh
Indeed. But using a defunct title is not like it has any effect. We have a "queen" in Canada too, by the way. She's from the Philippines but calls herself "Queen of Canada." That doesn't make her one.
Targe0
They keep the titles and things in order if in the future they ever want to re-establish the Monarchy. Which has happened a few times in places. The France did it, overthrew the Monarchy and then quickly regretted that and brought it back a generation later.
Ladeduh
It'd take a hell of a lot more for the defunct Greek royals to re-establish themselves. The country's constitution will have to be changed. Not an easy thing. They can call themselves whatever they wish, it matters not a bit, anywhere.
DigiT00l
There was also a divorce from a Dubai princess
Youhavinagiraffe
All the royal families are connected in one way or anothet. The late Queen's late husband Prince Phillip was part of the Greek royal family too
Ladeduh
Yes, all European royalty has been inter-breeding for the last 300-400 years. Prince Phillip had to abdicate all his Greek titles in order to may the future Queen. Not a big loss to him nor the Greek state.