Ever seen a watermelon squirt?

Apr 17, 2020 7:58 PM

OctopussSevenTwo

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Ever seen a watermelon squirt?

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6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's been at that all day. Good for him.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

The science hand tech tag was hilarious

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

He does this type of thing a lot https://twitter.com/JeremiahWarlick

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This man looks like he be a meance to south central while drinkin juice in da hood

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Do. we. have. a. problem?

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God I wish that were me.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Ze goggles! Zey do nusink!!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v MAYBE....

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

There's nothing about this I don't like, from the hair, to the goggles, to the rubber banded melon...

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Watch in slo-mo, this man is an imposter!!!!!! He pulls a plug. We must revolt.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

What's the name of Angelica's doll again? From Rugrats I mean

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Cynthia

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watermelon Destroyer

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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How many of this guy's videos exist I've seen at least 5 now and everyone of them gets me

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder if the mafia ever interrogates/tortures people like this? "I don't like his attitude Louis, put another rubber band on him."

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"Dammit Bruno, I told you, put them on the neck, not on the man bun"

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

@x3rn even a melon can do it ?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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"Will squirt when squeezed."

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Me when somebody in grocery store coughs right next to me

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did you ever stop to think that there's a 50% chance your grandmother was a squirter?

6 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 9

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know my grandma was a squirter. She always had at least 6 cans stocked in the fridge. My whole family is filled with proud squirters!

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

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Ugh what?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did you ever stop to think I don't want to think about that?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Was there plastic on the furniture?

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Oh no.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh yes

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did she have plastic cover on her couch? Then yes she was/is.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or she’s just incontinent.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hah

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really just hope she had a gratifying sex life. I love my gma, she deserves to be happy.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where are you getting the 50% stat. Also, it's a well known fact that men in the 1950's couldn't find the clitoris with a roadmap and signs.

6 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 2

Who's to say she wasn't making herself squirt

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

They probably didnt know it existed.

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Word to your grandmother

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Men in the 1950s couldnt find anything with a roadmap and signs

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Ironically correct.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Burma shave.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the stat comes from yes or no. Just because they haven’t yet doesn’t mean they don’t.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's either a squirter, or she's not. It's a 50/50 shot. And regardless of men's sexual competence doesn't change anything.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

Can't argue with that logic.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can’t get there on my own. My partner can get me there. Not all my partners could. You’re talkin our your ass.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So that's how statistics work. I've been overcomplicating it this whole time.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Well I never was until my boyfriend did something & suddenly I was! Never could do it by myself or before him!So I am not so sure about that

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Of course. That's why we always put plastic sheeting over her couch.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 191 Dislikes 2

wtf, why

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why not

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how does his wrist bend low like that?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuck, thas all is taken

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why is he covered in a white substance?

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

TBH, that's only like fifth on the list of questions I'd ask.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

He needs some lotion.

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Well if that's the substance how could he sit still for that long?

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This is the best one.

6 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

This is the third time I seen this guy rubber band a watermelon to death

6 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

And i want more

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I must ask, how many of the same video is this guy making? This makes number 3 of this dude and watermelon rubber bands

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Guys, it's official. Black people are just as weird as white people. Equality achieved!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 346 Dislikes 9

Serious question. All the vidz I see of blk guys doing stuff in their house they’re shirtless. What’s up with that

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why use a spoon? Just karate chop it.

6 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

the instructions say to use a spoon

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

aint no time for that when you gotta open a shit ton of these at the homeless shelter

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had a similar reaction to the start of this vid when I opened one without looking and socked myself on the chest when it popped

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Every time!!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Omg! I lol at this! This is my hubby!! He's totally freaked out by those tubes!!??

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I fucking HATE those God damn devil tubes.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

is that how you're supposed to do it?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's what the can suggests, at any rate

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

twist against the grain. pops right open.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

what is that?

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Canned dough, it's packed under pressure so it instantly rises/expands when you pop the roll.

6 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure it's cinnamon rolls, actually. https://www.pillsbury.com/products/cinnamon-rolls

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They all do it- i was just giving an example

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk why I never got the correlation between the puffy explosiveness of touching the dough & poking the pillsbury dough boy making him giggle

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah we dont get that over here. Only readon i know it is because of pop culture from usa...

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Where are you? We have it in the UK. Not everywhere but now and again you get croissant or pain aux chocolat.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Norway

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mever seen it anywhere. I live in Derbyshire

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow, as an American, I am experiencing a privilege check. How much of the world is unfamiliar with pressure-packed refrigerated dough?

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Am Australian and have never heard of that. If we want to make biscuits we use flour, butter and eggs

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Much of the world doesn’t have this!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bustah Rhymes cousin Bustah Melon.

6 years ago | Likes 1389 Dislikes 11

Better than Bustah Nut

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know his other cousin Busta Nut

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Top comment right here!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don’t be menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood !!!!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wooooooow. +2 for that!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hahahahahahahahahahaahahaha look I am fucking rolling at this!

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That's Post Melon brother?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Lol

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Busta Rinds

6 years ago | Likes 280 Dislikes 0

This will be my title for my blatant repost

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You deserve so many more fake points.

6 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I did my part but donating the real, but worthless point.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For the millionth time. the points are real, just worthless

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ahhhhhh this is what imgur is for!!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want you to know that I clicked back on this post to upvote this comment

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@extraupvote

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Apparently it's Busta....... my bad.

6 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

Bustahedddddd.....

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Username confirmed. <3

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The faces he makes. lol

6 years ago | Likes 1700 Dislikes 3

Yeah. He’s a pussy. But then goes and raps about guns and bitches.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Blacks and Asians make the best expressions.

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6 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

He's hearing the rind buckle, I expect.

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He’s seen things

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Can't. Stop. Giggling.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He looks like the forgotten Wayne's brother. WaterMarlon.

6 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

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Legit, this is the most under voted comment ever:)

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cheers I’ll drink to that bro

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks I was looking for this

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like a black Gus from rooster teeth

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ermagerd wertamerlen

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Was looking for a goosebumps girl reference, deserves more upvotes

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is now going to be an emoji on my discord server

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the BEST THING EVER OHMYGOD

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It's like odb & flava flav's love child

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Ill say lobo from dc comics and flavor flav

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