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Thelrishlnquistion
Myfirstgirlfriendturnedintothemoon
Thank God the landscaping company let them rent it
TheRicM
Silnt39
I wonder if that dude charged them like the actual 4 season hotel would have..
maximeRunner
sure fuckin hope so lol
Mentok
Landscaping companies have wood chippers which can be used to destroyed ballots. Fraud! No count! Big win!
Ghlargh
Wood chippers are also good for getting rid of unwanted people...
Slevinkalevraka
I cannot top the comment of dude laughing deeply. I love you squish. Finally we have hope.
GeekMarine72
I suspect the staffer who did this did it with malicious intent. Cheers to them, well played!
martycos
The Onion will be out of business soon.
trippingthelightfantastic
TheCacklingJackal
That sad ass podium is really going to diminish his call to arms. It looks like an episode of Storage Wars.
TheVampireDante
Random person: "Hey Donald, you sad about losing?" Trump: "YUUUPPPP..."
LW1981
Out of curiosity, I looked up both locations on Google Maps, and they are only 17 kilometres apart, so it was a mistake anyone could've made
NinjablazerZero
Not likely a mistake. More likely they were hoping people would see 4 seasons and not question or notice the difference. They are that broke
DaniaAudax
Vindictive secretary finally had enough, lol.
AnUnknownErrorOccurred
Might as well. It's not like they would have a job in a week, and I'm sure Trump treats his staff like shit.
Applewhite5
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Covfefe19
I laughed uncontrollably for a good 3 minutes and pulled an abdominal muscle
TheotherBudwhite
more-- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
noid20
thetruthisinmybutthole
mambonumberfour
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Painkiller1020
CorydorasAfavorplease
I know. I almost didn't tell my husband because I was 1000% sure it was satirical... its too good to be true.
gaiidraws2
Too much more of this and The Onion would be out of business
RestartingAt39yo
I find your lack of longer sustained laughter disturbing. Here you go: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
datphone777365
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
AldoElMago
President of LAWN&ORDER
Aaronb1138
Pretty sure Lawn & Order is a direct competitor of Four Seasons Landscaping Co. They need to make up their minds.
UnluckyScarecrow
Lawn and Odor?
FrecklesIRL
I came back to upvote this.
casualdingus
This deserves more upvotes than I can provide
IamDooters
Added mine, too!
AldoElMago
Is this real?
TheOvy
It's real
Ghlargh
Once again... Is there really a USA or did it completely turn into the next level of TV entertainment?
r0twhylr
Once again, reality has delivered entertainment that fiction simply couldn't because it's just too implausible.
qtRaven
GoogleIsMyCopilot
It's on YouTube. It looks like a low rent church fundraiser https://youtu.be/TB1BsVb12wY
olang21
I'm confused how this happened...
penzick
So am I. But at the same time I feel like after 4 years of the keystone cops presidency, i should know how to answer this by now.
bourbonandbaddecisions
Wow.... just fucking wow....
DarkRedCape
Is this real? This isn’t the onion or something? Trump has made it so I can’t tell wtf is real and what’s too stupid to believe anymore.
marz13
Its real, and the most beautiful thing humanity has created.
Holo82
wasnt trump a hotel manager originally?
TCGView
This pretty much sums up his presidency.
BooToast
Vaush Rad, Vaush Rad
Purplemeow
Well,it's been a shitshow sense tuesday
Applewhite5
Trumpers gonna have to wear paper bags over their heads for the rest of their lives.
Thelrishlnquistion
Green223
Comedy writers should just quit their jobs. Reality is so much better.
onlyforn00ds
Material going to write itself for at least a couple more months.
Canucklesammich
If SNL did skits of the last 4 years back in the 80's, it'd have been considered too far fetched. You know it's true.
Shuey
He's a God damn moron
IAmCooCooCaChoo
LOL. You can't make this shit up. I swear.
Zhopa101
I can’t tell if there is a saboteur in the campaign or if they really are THIS FUCKING STUPID... these people ran out country...
NinjablazerZero
Nah, just broke and desperate. Wouldn't be surprised if the only reason they could afford it was cause owner is a diehard supporter.
ToasterDent
Trump's federal covid-19 response makes sense now - this is their level of planning and organizing.
iforgotthepasswordtomylastaccountsoihadtocreatethisone
This can't be real. Please tell me this is real
DatDarthCaedus
It's real, and it gets better;
Anonaru
It absolutely is real, and freaking hilarious
iforgotthepasswordtomylastaccountsoihadtocreatethisone
This is poetic, oh my lord this is the fucking best
somethingdark
lmao how do you even book a landscaping company?
eadanke
"Oh Rudy! Haven't heard from you in awhile, need discrete access to the woodchipper again?"