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BIGNUTT28
Islandace
WISH I HAD A PORTAL GUN
AKTishness
That's not what I was expect- oh yup there it is
TheZabadabadoo
"When life gives you lemons..."
InhumanBanana
Now you're thinking with Portals!
ravioli25
I pion oouujm oouujm
ImAnAnarchist
Remember kids, Jackson (?) from the Official Podcast said it's more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked.
ilikzim
Ha that was unexpect- nope thats what I thought
PyroJohn
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NggUSbgRUhc
GotMeAWrench
Thank you.
IllegalDuckling
But where would you get the moon rock dust panels to place the portals on?
FungusForge
I don't think the moon goo is required. From the looks of things, having a flat white-ish surface is plenty.
BeerFueledAdventurer
PoochyPooch
Would that technically be considered masterbation?
Taishosama
yup
yadofedop42
I thought it gonna suck a dick
keithtoddmilo24
Hello
nightripper
Amateur doesn't even go anal.
JebusActual
But you'd move away an equal distance to each thrust.
raider111111
I have this theory that we probably could suck our own dicks but the primates that could didn't need women so they didn't reproduce.
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DownvotesAreFun
Cats too.
raider111111
Right, but humans fuck for pleasure. Dog's don't.
icanchangethisatanytime
It's always great when all you're expecting is a HJ and get surprised with a BJ.
BillNyesHugePenis
My favorite kind of porn
misterdode
Best advice for a great handjob: put it in your mouth.
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DownvotesAreFun
I need this shirt so much.
thekevinshow
What about a ZJ?
Adbirseoir
What's a ZJ?
thekevinshow
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
stillsearchingformycostello
It's a handjob/blowjob that occurs while the guy is sleeping (catching z's). Sauce: Beerfest (great movie!)
thekevinshow
The movie never explains what a ZJ is. That's the joke.
YouCanFapTo90PercentOfMyFavorites
Zipperjob?
ZeroPointDrifter
"We've got a bleeder!"
ShowMeBunnies
I don't know whether I should upvote or downvote this horrifying suggestion.
HermioneGrangersLeftTesticlesFungalGrowth
Isn't a zipper job a heart surgery?
NoOneGrowsABeardLikeGaston
If you could suck your own dick, would it feel like someone is sucking your dick or you're sucking someone else's dick?
erischilde
It's not gay, because it's you're own, but.. that makes it a little gay :/
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
like a man-on-man 69
Cheomesh
yes
Esarty
Ron Jeremy said it feels more like sucking dick than getting head.
aleister94
Either way is good for me
jayphat
A comedian "any pleasure I would derive from having a mouth on my penis, would be cancelled by having a penis in my mouth."
HughLaurie
Of course it would.
ThatGuyVinny
Feels a lot more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked
pantslessgamers
Listen to the official podcast, they have some personal testimony
fizix00
69
LordOfWastedHours
Yes
soupiswhatitsoundslikewhenyoueatsoup
Lotta nerve endings in the lips and mouth. It'd probably feel like both experiences.
ThingsYouCantUnsee
Yes
ITSDICK
Precisely
DarkPuppyVillain
Both
noptic
Best case:
combatwombat0
Next step: if you could fist your own butt
longoriaisaiah
I mean, you can do it if you try hard enough
HorseMcFucker
IIRC "Sucking your own dick Is more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked."
AkLonewolf
Agreed, The angle is all wrong.
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BalfMalark
What about if you are jerking someone off while they jerk you off. If it just feels like you are jerking yourself off does that make it gay?
CANADIANMIST
Yes
Wakkawakkalongnamerawr
I see your favourites are interesting
Blud4BludGod
Speaking for a fried more flexible than me, I hear it feels a lot more life sucking cock than getting a blowjob
ITryToBeEdgyAndCoolItsNotWorking
It feels like you're sucking a dick.
CallMeSleeper
Would be like sucking a dick while being sucked off I imagine
aleister94
Which is awesome btdubs incase you haven't tried it
bobstallone
How hard do you have to imagine?
LocustStar
So it'd be extra good if you're gay!
SuspiciousCharacter
From what I hear it feels more like sucking someone than receiving.
Pufferfish1026
My life has no meaning now
PreciousPotato
Just like 69-ing (yourself). Always find it hard to focus on receiving then as well.
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
Thats when someone removes ribs and can reach down, i imagine through portals it would feel like both.
PoppinLochNessHopster
No one has ever had a rib removed to suck their own dick, that's an urban legend, lol.
BrownskinOriental
Your mouth has taste, feel, and very close to nose and smelling so wouldn't doubt it registers more feelings in your brain.
SephWalker
I have partaketh in giving a blowjob while being blown and I can say with certainty that I was more focused on giving than receiving.
SephWalker
Source: girlfriend blowing me while I blew her gay friend.
SchrodingersGinger
ask some flexible people to confirm?
SuspiciousCharacter
Like I said, from what I heard.
Strostkovy
You could fuck yourself but the portals have to be in just the right spot and once you start you are committed.
ThingsYouCantUnsee
Sounds great. Where can i get one?
coolguy4206969
No cause if you move ur dick forward ur ass will move forward. You'll never reach.
PoppinLochNessHopster
Just put the portal on a moving platform (which are in portal 2, so fuck off)
mitotinytims
how about you put one portal behind ur butt, and the other on a movable surface in front of you, and then pull the second onto your dick
Slorpthegillman
You are the reason the internet was invented
ShelbyTheDESTROYER
Now you're thinking with portals!
CasualAtlas
Would it feel more like you're fucking someone in the ass or more like your being fucked in the ass?
Anthonlee
Both, Since the only sense being used is feeling
2020Gamer
Ah but unfortunately you can't put a portal on a moving surface.
TheMemeForge
You can, portal 2 you use moving platforms to cut neurotoxin tubes
2020Gamer
Yeah I remembered that right after commenting lol. I believe that's the only time we see moving portals, unfortunately