Jun 9, 2014 10:45 AM
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peregrineza
Or, just use a folded-up towel
dravenport
and a wall
Ifacatsbuttholeisonly2inchesoffthegroundwhyisitalwaysateyelevel
Better yet, use the shoe to knock out the guy with the cork screw.
OvergrownCrustacean
This is super fun on picnics. You get to look super cool, get drunk, proceed to lose a shoe, and have a whole other shoe for more wine!
AnonLikeBanksy
I stab it with various sharp objects until it falls into the bottle. Guess I'm doing it wrong.
TheOldNewSlowFast
That wine is going to be unpleasant. Still, better than no wine, I suppose.
peregrineza
Or, just use a folded-up towel
dravenport
and a wall
Ifacatsbuttholeisonly2inchesoffthegroundwhyisitalwaysateyelevel
Better yet, use the shoe to knock out the guy with the cork screw.
OvergrownCrustacean
This is super fun on picnics. You get to look super cool, get drunk, proceed to lose a shoe, and have a whole other shoe for more wine!
AnonLikeBanksy
I stab it with various sharp objects until it falls into the bottle. Guess I'm doing it wrong.
TheOldNewSlowFast
That wine is going to be unpleasant. Still, better than no wine, I suppose.