I can't be alone on this

May 21, 2016 1:10 PM

I can't be alone on this

Am I the only one who thinks in the back of my mind. "That's right, I've got untapped psychic powers." whenever I pass under a street light, right as it goes out?

I'm not allowed to be outside after dark. So...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

find a spiritual teacher, dont tell anyone else cos they'll only mock you - nurture + protect it, it'll take time to develop the gift.

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Whenever this happens to me, I await my imminent death.

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I wonder if the demon is winning.

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I thought it was just this one light near a railroad crossing, then it happened smore 3000 miles away. Also, I try to control stoplights.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cycling off and on is their normal failure mode. Sorry, you're not special.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Magical thinking. Like lighting a cigarette makes the bus arrive.

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