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Jul 19, 2017 7:41 PM
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Imtheguywhogetsawaywithit
As a tall person, please don't dip me.
AngryFoodTerror
ZMowlcher
Never startle a tall person like that, they're liable to chunk you across the house like a nerf football.
SickOfThisCessPool
Proof that something can be sexy without sex
4675636B596F754966596F7541726552656164696E6754686973
Why is the bottom left one wrong tho?
DaSandwich22
sigh... *unzips*
murderhobbit
This is 100% how I do it
FromTheTwistedMindOfABrotha
More like how to talk to someone in an anime.
Sm9yCg
Just look straight ahead and talk to their chest. Makes 'em super uncomfortable. Also walk head high in parking garages they need to crouch.
Tharock
Forever alone D:
ReptarCrunch
I'm 6'6, take it from me.... we all just dream of being the little spoon.
Jessicarrrlove
5'4" here. We like being jetpacks, so it works.
unironicallydabbing
as a 6'3" gay subway, im down for this
Jelce
as a 6'3" gal who once had a guy try the last one - my head still hurts from the impact - short people, gravity, weight estimates, nope
chaoticsugar
As a short person, I would never be able to do that
BoozeHound001
Man talking to my boss is going to be weird.
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
As a short guy, sure. I guess.
Drag0nFire717
Another version of this
SnugglyBurrick
Kabedon
louferrigno
Ok, enough.
notArobot1
Ambsdorf825
I'm 6'9" (2.05meters) tall and can confirm this.
DrunkSnoopy
ILostControl
Oh fuck yeah
forgetcory
Kromerag
Hizoran
Emperorofman
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
My mom gives great head. You lucky dog.
TheFeralDog
You would know... And as it happens so would I... And I'm a dog
UsernameNotTaken2
She's cheating on you
Mumalot
I put my hand upon your hip.
NeneJPhilly
When I dip, you dip, we dip.
LadyOfSevenWounds
I'm 5'7. My husband's 6'2. I can relate.
indyjones2010
As a short person, this is true for me too.
VikingHobbit
As a fellow short (but not THAT short) person, I concur
CyanideSynn1221
I too, a fellow short person, agree. ^_^b
MyUserNameWasTakenBySomeSonofaB1tch
Your just fun size
indyjones2010
*gasp* how did you know?
MyUserNameWasTakenBySomeSonofaB1tch
I watch you when you are sleeping at night
indyjones2010
Why don't you join me, dang it man!!!
MyUserNameWasTakenBySomeSonofaB1tch
Someone has to keep the Cereal Killer at bay
PresidentProTempore
As a gay guy, yes please.
hobbitguy91
*starts taking notes*
PresidentProTempore
Notes of?
hobbitguy91
How to get tall men : p
LaTransDragon
As a half gay guy, sure, why not?
Baconweaver
http://imgur.com/tpfR28X
Syrmerlin
Dominant short guys are the best.
TheCapitalB
We should be friends.
Syrmerlin
Sure. I could use a friend.
ALPhaTONic
As a tall person, never underestimate our weight if you do the last thing. We are heavier than we look.
RyukR
Short people. Low center of gravity.
LiRivera
It doesn't stop them.
Jonahthewhale
I'm 6'9 and 300 pounds but I don't look 300 pounds
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
I look pretty heavy, but I'm still heavier than i look. People always seem to surprised.
alottabees
I'm 6', and weigh 125 lbs. I'm pretty light myself, so it wouldn't be too hard with me.
KayRaven
I'm 5'6", 175 pounds, and built like a rock. Surprising for anyone, especially a girl.
thatpatguy
RamAssScratcher
"Noooo I'm not fat because I'm over 200 lbs I'm 6'7", dumbshit"
ALPhaTONic
Lionskull
yeah, I look pretty skinny but i'm 6'2" 190lbs.
TheMedlin
That's pretty burly for a woman.
WittyTanks
I'm 6ft 8 and roughly 230lbs
Lionskull
that's about the same body size as me then. personally I want to go from 190 to 205-210 for ideal muscle definition.
WittyTanks
I've developed a bit of a pot belly lol, would like to shrink it but i lack the effort.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
I'm 6'1" and 190 is emaciated for me.
Lionskull
we must be built differently then, because I am partially fit. (used to lift daily, now i just bike)
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
I have a pretty broad bone structure. I was 190 once. My hair was falling out from malnutrition.
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
As a fellow tall person... I'm ok with this
TheCommentWoman
Ditto
CephalopodLodge4
Same
bnuihj
*checks username* https://i.giphy.com/media/lX1aYHyTbNDxu/source.gif
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
LindsyLovesLemons
So, from you pov ... does the "also correct" position still work without the several that seem to drawn in there. It's important to clarify.
laughingcows
As a tall person (6'5"~ish) i would be uncomfortable at first but if they could hold me there, sure why not?
LindsyLovesLemons
It seems I missed a word. I meant to say without the several dicks**
laughingcows
Ah that makes more sense. I think thats a word written in there but still, I kekd a bit.
LindsyLovesLemons