DadeCrashOverrideMurphy
20182
48
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#sciencefair
Sep 22, 2021 10:21 AM
DadeCrashOverrideMurphy
20182
48
1
#sciencefair
markm0101
I’ll take 6.
DarkSock
Ahhh yes the original diatomaceous manifold interburator. I operated a durmantic radial prototype in my first job out of college. Got my dick caught in it because of the early unit's tendency to side-fumble; it ripped my squash-shaped manhood out down to the root with a garish rooster-tail spray of arterial blood, and I bled out and died right there on the factory floor as my severed dong inch-wormed around in death spasms. Hell of a machine though.
joe6paques
Rockwell screwed Milford Trunions so bad on that deal.
Donku83
Glad they finally did something about that damn side fumbling
WhatUpDog3000
just when I bought the old model too.
LawFiveGuy
I quit after 3 seconds in when he improperly used 'surmounted'.
kaladorn
Um... it is a parody... and thus the misuse was intentional as a clue for those who'd know the correct usage.
WhatUpDog3000
the one and only Turbo Encabulator!
kaladorn
That's the upgraded machine. The original was just 'the Encabulator' but the torque snap-back caused problems with the Fermi Bridge.
notrespasswhat
And this is why we don't let the engineers write the scripts for commercials.
kaladorn
Because you prefer ignorant but beautiful people to manipulate your subconscious to facilitate product purchase?
notrespasswhat
I mean don't we all? If I'm being manipulated the least they can do is pop out the eye candy!
kaladorn
Reminds me of some psychology research on traders. If they perused porn or stimulating content before trading, they statistically took more risks than they would normally.
So it isn't just the eye candy, it is how we humans are built and knowing what will affect your decisions seems to be important in things like finance. Not so much in this instance, I grant you :)
pinatafarmer
How did they reduce metatartal planular warping on the taper shocks?
DadeCrashOverrideMurphy
I read that as “planetary warpig”. :)
kaladorn
Please report to the man in a black suit standing outside of your house. There will be a bright white flash and everything will be okay.
whitecheddarismyrappername
Someone is going to listen to this and think it’s real
Natdictit
Wait, it’s not? I legit thought it was a training or ad video for something
whitecheddarismyrappername
Rockwell automation is a real company but they just use the name to get you to buy in to the gobbledygook speech
Jokerthehulk
I understand everything he’s talking about.
kaladorn
And hopefully recognize that the real bits are not used correctly, any more than the sword matters were in Princes Bride.