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May 8, 2025 1:13 AM
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Raxiel
#12 ok, ok, I'll move
johnblood616
Enjoy your gout #1. With a nice side of diverticulitus
awesker002
#12
Righteousdew
#14 Have you considered making sure you haven't posted the same meme twice in one dump?
ZombeyHepburn
HONK
doctorId
#2 Yeah but how many of them are within driving distance of me and aren't crazy or shitty?
teardropivyyearofthetiger
#7 way too tall baking pans fresh out the oven
Righteousdew
#13 Have you considered cropping your memes before posting?
bikergeek6249
#14 I've dated a legally blind dude and a nearly blind woman.
BukkakedileDundee
#3 well that's no gouda
Righteousdew
#12 Have you considered cropping your memes before posting?
Righteousdew
#15 Have you considered cropping your memes before posting?
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
#1 Seems like an odd qualifier for the cheese.
armagedon4343
higher risk category for pregnant women. in the very worst cases it can lead to a loss of the child. it is also more delicious and traditional/mandatroy for certain cheeses which makes them basically unsafe for women with child.
Righteousdew
#1 Have you considered cropping your memes before posting?
Righteousdew
#11 Have you considered cropping your memes before posting?
HuskyPirate
#12 I think I've had a stroke.
3Davideo
#2 Oh, so I need to add some more nines in there, got it.
dixxienormus
99% of people - but there's all those goats and sheep.
rotodisc
#1 You mean Tuesday night?
atrielienz
#7 Best slide!
NeverShaveYourDuck
#1: Hold up. I knew about booze (and tobacco), but is all that other stuff off limits to responsible pregnant women? I had no idea.
EvilMom
#7 apt description. And your skin would stick as you slid down.
#11 try 60s.
nosimpleway
Makes sense, nobody ever greased the baking sheets
MusicPenguin
You would inspect all slides before getting on top of that thing, like a good avatar: make sure there was no water air metal or fire.
Righteousdew
#4 Have you considered cropping your memes before posting?
Righteousdew
#2 Have you considered cropping your memes before posting?
somethingnotyettaken
#3 They need to lock up whoever was responsible for this cropping.
Righteousdew
#5 Have you considered cropping your memes before posting?
Righteousdew
#3 Have you considered cropping your memes before posting?
3Davideo
#1 I get the booze, the sushi, and the unpasteurized cheese (though it's probably best to pasteurize it anyway, pregnancy or no), but why deli meat?
UnimpressedButNaked
Probably because deli meat is classified as a carcinogen by the world health organization. Same category as cigarettes
SaltyCoastie
It could have listeria, apparently literally everything is banned. (Currently pregnant)
ExTechOp
Also wash it all down with Mountain Dew or espressos, since caffeine is not considered good during pregnancies.
Interleaver11111111
Good stuff in here, but…
notchoosingone
Crop so bad their peasants are going to starve this winter
TheUseriestName
necroticon
DumbandConfused