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fp edit: woohoo thanks y’all! I guess Imgur counts as some weird overextended family, so I will do anything for you crazy lot, so long as it only involves upvoting good comments, less than good comments, or complete nonsense. Send me those bottomless breadsticks! #doitforthebreadsticks #thoroughbread #storiesfortheuppercrust #crumbyjokes
VulpineAxiom
'Dom Toretto' NOPE, RIGHT ARROW
Interleaver11111111
RadioTOKYO
ThatDudeInTheMitten
Recently saw Ludacris in an interview say the idea of a Fast/Jurassic World crossover was "ludicrous"... Clearly he hasn't seen this.
Iwontbeback
Well, this is it, we've reached peak meme potential for this one, time to pack it in and go home boys. Nothing will top this.
jamesvand
This is ridiculous, I love it
AtsaMattaForMe
errrikblack
Perfection
kiddk00l
Came for the story..stayed for the breadsticks.
JackOffKerouackOff
Plus fucking one
Ministellar
I want my time back.
HaniiPuppy
I thought it was going to be a behind-the-gif.
StevenAlleyn
Rude
CrumbyCake
Jesus fucking christ, the road to that pun was smooth as glass
slowlyredeemed
As smooth as Dom's head
secretagentdoubleobeaver
And yet, I still hate it very much
HopelessNecr0mantic
Like, at least this one knows how terrible it is, and embraces the fact.
NaughtButOne
They all do. You can have dumb silly movies that still have serious moments. Dom is just a vehicle (pun semi intended) for the conflict.
JOKERZwild86
I knew where it was going but I still laughed
StigNetwon
TheMellowMoron
PhantomOfSaltLand
Gestalt7
Bibidibop
DarthPlaigus
Reads “you wouldn’t say no, not here.” Lol, because here you’re family’ would be perfect I think to my self. Continues reading … son of a …
Stargrave3000
This is the first family meme I actually nose exhaled at.
cropduster5000
Lol same. Doesn’t make up for the rest of them, but hopefully this helps balance the meme force a bit
Sm9yCg
Olive Garden is as Italian as a Chinese counterfeit watch.
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
As soon as I saw the breadsticks I knew. And I still fucking read it all.
DaveSamsonite
The breadsticks were an implicit threat. Sicilian families made them with sharp tips and dried them it for use as edible weapons.
cropduster5000
Like how the French used stale baguettes as swords during the war?
DaveSamsonite
Yes, almost exactly, but the traditional ones were very small diameter and sharp AF
trigonman3
Make sure safesearch is on if you google "bottomless breadsticks" while at work
Undrave
Can we get a Fast & Furious/Sonic the Hedgehog crossover movie?
TheNaykid
How dare you, OP
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cropduster5000
I accept the consequences of my actions
DrDynamo
You know what, i frekin love those movies !!! here, i said it....oufff, thanks all
hotdoginathermos
memeseeks
Is this going to be the new Rick Roll?
ThisMightBeAThrowAway
I just saw fast 9 and I really think they could have slipped this in with all the other insane shit
PhyrTurtle
I haven't even seen it but I've seen enough of the others to know that.
Rectalexam
FrenchTheLlama2
I read someone theorised it's just a modern day DnD game and the movies are from the point of view of the characters, and every movie....
FrenchTheLlama2
They level up, which is how they go from stealing VCRs to stopping nukes and fighting navy seals and shit, they just leveled up.
TakeYouAway
I can't care how dumb these movies are, they're still entertaining ?
DukeSamuelVimes
Mehh, Fast 9 was honestly kind of boring. Feel like they just reached a peak point where constant action sequences just aren't that engaging
howdyho
Thing about them is they don't try to be anything else... They know they're cheesy, lean into it super heavily and make no apologies for it.
TakeYouAway
Aw man Hobbes and Shaw was just 90 minutes of one-liner insults and it was glorious ?
DBCooper14
You don't think they sent a car to space with serious intentions? ??
SJohnson23
Anyone sending a car into space is obviously a supervillain.