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Freakyfrek
Love his comics, always spot on!
tentaclefriendly
This comic is correct in every possible way
hyperdork
I relate to these so much. I only have one toddler but I swear he has multiple peesonalities
BanThisIfYouDare
I don't get it. Is this guy trying to get some empathy about how hard is to be a parent, or is he convincing us to never be a parent?
killernerd
whynotboth.gif
Danowar1990
"I have 3 kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and 3 money?"
keeperofmeme
You'll be happy when they are throwing you into a crappy old folks home though.
oenomaus
Without kids I would have, like, 3 money.
tehzpoon
TerranEarthling
That's 4 more than what i have.
EastPenguin436
OH MY, LOOK AT MR. MONEYBAGS HERE!
CreepyPhlox
I'm going through this with mine now
hstein3
Yep.
griffonsgalore
What happens if you make them something, and if they don't want it, you say tough shit? That's what my parents did. 1/2
griffonsgalore
They'd save it too and I'd have to eat it for the next meal or go hungry again. I'm not joking. I just learned to STFU and eat. 2/2
hstein3
Doesn't work well with toddlers. Mine are already underweight, missing meals is not an option.
2074red2074
They feel hunger pains. They'll eat it eventually.
mordrul
Children. Never even once.
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
I want kids, but I know I cannot financially support them, and that stops me. I will never bring a life into this world if I cant ensure it
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
Has a fair chance at even a decent life.
Buckbeak1486
My stupid sister wants 4 or 6... I told her I will deliberately show blatant favourtism if she does.
mrspoontastic
As an aunt, I don't have a favorite but I do have a least favorite. Such a whiny little shit. Worse part is he reminds me of myself as a kid
mrspoontastic
I was a whiny bitch and such a shit
PandraPierva
I have no money and no kids
killernerd
I have some money and no kids, how bout that
PandraPierva
Lucky fucker
hyperdork
You are doing something wrong
DoingItWrongSince1980
You rang?
FancyFrance
Why don't you just make more money?
LitteralyHitler
"Just stop being poor!"
FancyFrance
Somehow I knew imgur would take me literally.